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Plantshits Crabs

Plantshit was gone due to a mild case of the crabs.

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by CongressmanDildo

submitted January 8th 2008

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Plantshits Crabs
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comments (73)
Lmao!
10 years ago
why, did you look in the mirror?
10 years ago
It a lobster dumbass
10 years ago
no way in hell is that a lobster
10 years ago
I dont care what it is, it looks delicious
10 years ago
Giant crab lice as a meal? Yummy!
10 years ago
fellas... its FAKE
10 years ago
Um, are you sure morph... Looks pretty damn real to me.
10 years ago
Who cares...boil and serve with a side of garlic butter.
10 years ago
Escapee from the Silurian Period. That may be an example of a Eurypterid, specifically Eurypterus remipes. Sorry...my geek leaked.
10 years ago
Your boring spilled all over the fucking place.
10 years ago
FatPat, This is called the [Megalograptus Ohioensis].
10 years ago
^good fucking find.
10 years ago
I want to eat it.
10 years ago
I would like to eat you...
10 years ago
Good call, DeadKennedys. I was misled by the coverall taxonomy and failed to consider the euripterid sub-family of megalograptus. Oh, and Wank-me... Nah, nah!
10 years ago
Kill Him! Kill! Kill! Kill Him!
10 years ago
m. night shamalan presents...the ocean
10 years ago
psst... you spelled his name wrong... it's m night shenanigan :(
10 years ago
hahaha
10 years ago
Har Har Harrrrr
10 years ago
shenaningan franican frightful
10 years ago
no i think its m night shittymovieman.
10 years ago
No, it's M. Night Shutthefuckup.
10 years ago
Cloverfield!
10 years ago
nice!
10 years ago
THANKS... FUCKING RUINED!
10 years ago
is cloverfield the name of the monster :S?
10 years ago
No, his name is William
10 years ago
...that retard that likes to wear dresses?
10 years ago
No, thats Invalid
10 years ago
Not even napalm victims in 'nam got burned that bad
10 years ago
gimme a break, erasers can burn worse than that.
10 years ago
Give yourself a pat on the back Dickie...it's the effort that counts...
10 years ago
oh yeh, let me guess... My brothers buddies unit in Iraq... blah blah blah. Blow up Iraq again... etc etc.
10 years ago
and this is why i dont leave our country there is some prehistoric shit still wandering around and i have no to die by lobster or crab or any other animal i pick out of a tank and have boiled
10 years ago
have no need to die
10 years ago
there is a button, it's called reply, fucktard!
10 years ago
It looks more like a Craw fish after a nuclear blast attack.
10 years ago
i was thinking crawdad or something like that, but didn't feel like looking it up
10 years ago
Looks like your crawmom to me!
10 years ago
camel spider of the sea
10 years ago
Real!
10 years ago
FAKE!
10 years ago
neither!!!
10 years ago
both!!!
10 years ago
Imagine stepping on that in the ocean
10 years ago
Imagine a night you finally don't post... can't wait.
10 years ago
Yes.
10 years ago
Dik has these things. He's tried special shampoos, medicine, exterminators. Nothing seems to work.

Sorry Dik. Kirk made me say it.
10 years ago
Real/True.
10 years ago
real
10 years ago
I wonder what kind of lobster this is. I would like to know more about it.
10 years ago
..Like how good it tastes.
10 years ago
well the only way to know is to catch one but that means you have to go fishing in diks pants, do you really want to go there?
10 years ago
that guy looks pretty comfortable holding this abohrrent behemoth. Good thing it's fake however, called Megaloraptus and lived 450 mio years ago.
10 years ago
*Megalograptus
10 years ago
Awesome
10 years ago
Damn, how can you tell?[that it's fake]

10 years ago
look at his hat. way too trendy to date back 400 million years, dead giveaway.
10 years ago
i think i've seen a show of this guy on NGC or DC, about prehistoric seacreatures, a bit like "walking with dinosaurs" show.
the funny thing is, this was the first scene i saw of it, when he picked it out of the shallow water, i was really wondering if that thing was real, because i already thought it looked prehistoric..
10 years ago
my lilleput citizien in my pubes have defeated the evil crabs and now control half of the pubic area. Soon the war against the stingrays will begin to conquer all the pubes.
10 years ago
you have a stingray infestation in your pubes?
10 years ago
common now, who hasnt gone to take a piss and have a 3 foot sea monster fall out of your pubes?
10 years ago
go let your mother read my comment again if you cant read for yourself.
10 years ago
this one's going on the quote list.
10 years ago
both of them please
10 years ago
making the list this time vic?...
good . He's solid gold lately
10 years ago
Wait... did you guys post the list somewheres?
10 years ago
Yeah, vic should have it on his "Last 10 submitted"
10 years ago
Holy shit yak got fucking pwn3d.
10 years ago
Damn, that's fucking huge.
10 years ago
anyone who thinks this is real is a dumbshit
10 years ago
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