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Now where's that damn bottle opener?

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oh yeah....now i remember.

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by adamdrinkslots

submitted January 7th 2008

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Now where's that damn bottle opener?
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comments (66)
I like this picture.
10 years ago
Me too. I've been here a while.
10 years ago
She looks kinda like Leslie Mann.
10 years ago
or a crank whore
10 years ago
Ill give you a Smirnoff if you fist yourself...how often does that work!?!?
10 years ago
more often than you think
10 years ago
He doesn't think very often, so I'm guessing it works every couple of weeks.
10 years ago
see what crack does to you?
10 years ago
Hide the bottle
10 years ago
So does anyone have her myspace?
10 years ago
ask her, it's your mom
10 years ago
^classic comeback...
10 years ago
lame but effective
10 years ago
Smir Ice is pretty good.
10 years ago
taste-wise, yeah. but i had an entire 6pack one night and didn't feel a thing.
10 years ago
You get drunk and then use Smir Ice to maintain it.
10 years ago
An ENTIRE 6 pack! Wow, that's a lot!
10 years ago
mix a bottle of that stuff with a half glass of Kronenberg or Stella Artois. On it's own the Smirnoff is like drinking lemonade, but you mix the two you'll definitely feel the benefit.
10 years ago
i have never get drunk with smirnoff ice but my guess is that i should need atleast 18-24 bottles to get drunk an stay drunk. 1x extra strong beer = 4 smirnoff ice. I can drink up to 6-8 extra strong beer /night . Its 24-36 bottles of smirnoff ice.
10 years ago
i thought smirnoff ice was about as strong as a normal beer, around 5% alcohol.
10 years ago
i'm cheap hank. an entire 6 pack costs a lot where i come from.
10 years ago
oh and vic, normal beer is around 12-15%. at least the beer i've been drinking.
10 years ago
Where are you from? How could a 6 pack cost so much?

The more likely scenario is that you are poor.
10 years ago
Yeah, faggymaru, where are you from? 6packs are cheap.
10 years ago
gentlemen, i am both poor and cheap.

i prefer hard liquor; mooching it, anyway.
10 years ago
ok, i was talking about lager.
10 years ago
1 smirnoff 250ml cost 3.9$ in sweden. To get drunk u need like atleast 20 which is $80. 1 gram of crack can cost from 20$ up to 80$ in some areas and mostly its mixed or shit . 1 pack of Marlbaroue cost almost $8 .
10 years ago
never been to norway but i heard things are alot worse over there, a pack of smoke cost 15$ and a pizza cost 15-20$ . Guess the crack cost like 100$ over there ^^ haha . But they have money, all people in norway are milliniores i have readed in the newspaper. Bet a smirnoof ice cost 10$ each over there =)
10 years ago
...and I thought all the Vikings loved each other.
10 years ago
Normal beer 12-15%? Yeah right!
10 years ago
Isn't the Smirnoff Ice/beer thing called something like Turbo Shandy? Either way, it's shite.
10 years ago
Anyway, Whisky > Beer
10 years ago
beer under 7% taste to much water , i prefer everything above 7% .
10 years ago
I eat pure alcohol that has been compressed into a solid. Only my extra-manly stomach can prevent it from exploding like a grenade.
10 years ago
im so manly so i can drink etanol without getting any damages like u girls do.
10 years ago
real men go to the container behind the supermarket and eat the rotten fruit until getting drunked.
10 years ago
No Planty, that's real bums.
10 years ago
If bums eat rotten fruit behind the supermarket, it gets them drunk? That explains alot.
10 years ago
I have taken a shot of ethanol anhydride. Essentially pure drinking alcohol. I loved chemistry lab!
10 years ago
i watch a show with steve-o and he injected vodka directly to his viens . It has to be fake right? Is it possible in small amount?.
10 years ago
i saw that plantshit...it was real i think
10 years ago
i heard you die because he put shots directly into his bloodstrem. Any DoctorSucho online?
10 years ago
maybe he shot something else
10 years ago
do it yourself abortion
10 years ago
If you don't pull hard enough, you only get the arms.

Proof was posted just the other day.
10 years ago
Wow. This bitch is gone.
10 years ago
yeah, her face is a dead give away. wonder what shes on, and where can i get some for my slutty friends?
10 years ago
xanax and absinthe
10 years ago
its vienna, aww shes a sweetheart, she was helping me find my car keys after some heavy drinking one night. shes silly though, thats were i left the car
10 years ago
She's looking for her crack pipe.
10 years ago
Not many cops will go searching that deep.
10 years ago
Not that they would, but they can't...
10 years ago
I think I'm going to change the library computer screen to this photo lol. Maybe I'll get that reporter chasing me around.
10 years ago
Is she looking for a bluegill or did she loose a ring?
10 years ago
actually it looks more like her pussy sucked her hand in and is trying to swallow it, but she's too wasted to put up much of a fight.
10 years ago
I think she's trying to find where she threw her panties.
10 years ago
Or massaging her kidneys for another round.
10 years ago
she practicing ventriloquism.

(wow, i spelt that right first try)
10 years ago
Hooray?
10 years ago
You all have her figured wrong. She's hiding her car keys from herself. Shes drinking responsibly.
10 years ago
^ Cocksucker.
10 years ago
dont you wish fanboy
10 years ago
^Fag.
10 years ago
Is this a UK Smirnoff commercial?
10 years ago
The hand position looks similiar to noodling snapping turtle, only scarier.
10 years ago
mab SHE has a 6pak in there sumwhere....an she jus realized shell need another 12 to get drunk...bitch drinks;
10 years ago
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