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Planet of the Apes... prophetic!

We were wrong... Bush really isn't a chimp.

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by Ani

submitted January 5th 2008

61 comments
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comments (61)
damn thems sums smart niggers
10 years ago
lol. true true.
10 years ago
Coming from the guy who can't spell.
10 years ago
Yeah, but they still pick each others asses and smell it......oh wait, so do we.
10 years ago
Only you do that
10 years ago
So they have good memories & can follow a pattern, basically? Good fucking job, they live in forrets, they would be pretty fucked if they didnt.
10 years ago
What, your neighbor doesnt come over and pick the lice out of your hair?
10 years ago
What's a forret?
10 years ago
Its the British white trash word for "Trailer Home".
10 years ago
Its a special word we use to weed out the unimaginative shit sniveling spelling police.
10 years ago
Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of a hangover today.
10 years ago
I would love to see Oranjeboom try to survive in the same forrests as chimps.
10 years ago
hahaha ^ dickhead, how can you say that? I shouldnt need to survive in the forrest. Id love to see a monkey finish off my degree whilst I went to live in the forrest.
10 years ago
Good memories, shitty hand-eye coordination.
10 years ago
LMAO at all the comments above... classic inferiority complex responses.
10 years ago
classic douche bag response
10 years ago
It must be the chemical imbalance.
10 years ago
inferiority complex, towards a monkey? It says alot about you that such a thing would be possible you mindless cunt.
10 years ago
yes yes... mindless cunt. zing...?
10 years ago
zingish
10 years ago
no one will zinging another guy on my watch unless your gay... irish you cock biter
10 years ago
Damn morph I guess your smarter then I gave you credit for.
10 years ago
Now we just need to teach them to suck cock without using their teeth.
10 years ago
I dont like you.
10 years ago
bull's been here forever
10 years ago
don't fking hate on bull
10 years ago
Just ban him and get it over with.
10 years ago
If you guys circlejerk any faster you're going to hurt eachother
10 years ago
When the chimps take over the world, I bet they rename this site Monkey Sucko.
10 years ago
Mucho Simian.
10 years ago
Mucho chongo
10 years ago
Morpho sucko
10 years ago
OoooAhhOoooOooArraAhhhh.com
10 years ago
It's a human trait to assume any other life forms are dumb, so when any of them show signs of intelligence it becomes a freak show. Humans are ignorant.
10 years ago
And elitist.
10 years ago
You lot maybe, not me. I understand EVERYTHING!
10 years ago
Hmm who would have thought that human beings who possess the ability to think of abstract ideas, build tools to not only help them survive but for pleasure, convenience, etc. and can communicate in many different ways would see animals as a lower life form...
10 years ago
Does it bother you when people look down on you?
10 years ago
Quick draw doesn't watch the discovery channel. Chimps build tools, have abstract ideas and are the only animals found so far (other than humans) that kill for pleasure. There are packs of males that go out deliberately seeking a male from another pack and beat it to death for no reason. Sounds pretty close to human if you ask me.
10 years ago
I seen that one^
A group of them went out and found this little monkey, Beat the hell out of it. As if it were a ragdoll. < i thought it was cool shit.
10 years ago
What makes humans smarter than the other animals anyway? I really think it's because we found a way to record our information in a permanent form (writing, for example) so younger generations can pick up exactly where our predecessors left off.

Thank God dolphins don't have hands, or we'd all be fucked.
10 years ago
You know christians believe all 'lower' lifeforms have no souls..
10 years ago
So does Plantshit.
10 years ago
Do you belive they have souls Hank?
10 years ago
If we do, they do.
10 years ago
do you belive such thing as souls( lifeform in form of non-material that have a concious) exist?
10 years ago
Not really, no. But, I suppose it's possible.
10 years ago
nothing really mathers for a workerant ,right? You work for the queen and think you´re special.
10 years ago
^Is it too late to add that one to the favorite Plantshit quotes?
10 years ago
once again Planty pwnd hank , im always one step ahead of newbie hank. If you want to be smart you have to move from your parents basement .
10 years ago
...are you really as stupid and dimwitted as you make yourself out to be,because I'm starting to feel really embarrassed for you and your family...
10 years ago
you do need to be jelous , i maybe can gives u some tips and trick butthole.
10 years ago
by the way i dont like you, you´re gay and probebly ugly y leprasick rabbit malester. Go home to y mother and suck her pussy y incestretarded boy.
10 years ago
...little girl down the street hit you on the head with a hammer did she?...
10 years ago
...you remind me of Wile E. Coyote,dumber than a bag of hammers,and can't outwit your way out of a wet paper sack...
10 years ago
hammers cant even be dumb so i guess im a lot smarter then u Cacao john
10 years ago
i wanna dig out the narrators fucking voicebox with my nails
10 years ago
Only a monkey can stand out to be uberpro in such a boring game.
10 years ago
How was jail?
10 years ago
First of all i had to eat my food with lots of people i had never talked to , then i had to be with them , then i had to open my presents with then. Then i could go home. How was your prison time the 24th?
10 years ago
apetastic!
9 years ago
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