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Best New Group in Japan

Seriously, this group won the best new group competition they had on tv New Years Eve. Hahahahahahahahah

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by HankChinaski

submitted January 2nd 2008

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whay dont they speak fuckin english..
10 years ago
"why" not Whay..god i am fuckin cocked
10 years ago
as in your bum?
10 years ago
It's the Spice Girls with epicanthal folds!!!
10 years ago
Anyone ever noticed that Japanese girls don't know how to dance.
10 years ago
Also, why do they always have bad teeth too? Is it because of nationalized medicine, like English people?
10 years ago
Ok, Hank, what are they singing about? Without a translation, it might as well be high-speed elevator music to those of us who don't speak Japanese...
10 years ago
It doesn't really matter what they are saying. The point is that this is the best Japan has to offer. This cotton candy, bubble gum, pop sugar shite is their best.

It's just so fucking pathetic.
10 years ago
(not related to the above vid) Have you seen Melt Banana there, Hank? There's some great underground Japanese bands, I've only seen the ones that have toured through CA.
10 years ago
what about that asian pop singer named coco
10 years ago
This made me want to kill myself.
10 years ago
"Poke in the eye and have a nice day"?
10 years ago
I think I have a crush on the one with the slanty eyes.
10 years ago
You mean the one with the crooked
teeth, right?
10 years ago
i think i have a crush on the one with crooked teeth.
10 years ago
I have a crush on the one whose chest isn't shaped like a cereal box. I like my 13 year olds stacked.
10 years ago
They are all flat as cereal boxes.
10 years ago
Really? Maybe it's because that was the fucking joke.
10 years ago
Hahahahahaha. Woo hoo. That was a good one.
10 years ago
i'd fuck them all
10 years ago
You'd go to jail. No way all of them are over 13.
10 years ago
Hank, what age does sex become consentual in Japan?
10 years ago
It's 13 asshole. I don't have to live in England to tell you they talk funny.
10 years ago
Japan
The National age of consent in Japan is 13 for both females and males, as specified by the Japanese Penal Code Articles 176 and 177. There are no sodomy laws. However, most prefectures have ordinances that prohibit "immoral sexual acts" with minors. The phrase "Immoral sexual acts" is not strictly defined. It is mainly used to prevent minors from engaging in quasi prostitution (e.g. Enjo kōsai). It is unclear if the translated term "minors" refers to children (defined as those aged under 18) or to those who have not reached maturity (defined as those under 20).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Asia#Japan
10 years ago
^That's pretty funny. The national law says 13, but the individual prefectures created their own laws, BECAUSE SO MANY TEENAGE GIRLS WERE SELLING THEIR PUSSIES FOR LOUIS VUITTON BAGS. Haha
10 years ago
If I had a pussy, I'd be rich.
10 years ago
If you had a pussy, you'd have a yeast infection.
10 years ago
Hahaha
10 years ago
if he had a pussy he'd be less apathetic
10 years ago
If I had a pussy... I'd be quick_draw.
10 years ago
If I had....oh.
10 years ago
How is it by the way jamiee?
10 years ago
i totally agree with stallan, though they're all thin as shit..
10 years ago
they're just unimaginably cute.
10 years ago
Quite lovely, Arch.
10 years ago
Sooooooooooooo Good to hear it.
10 years ago
i thought america was the leader of vomit-inducing music... but then japan always comes along and kicks it up a notch.
10 years ago
How old are they 18?
10 years ago
11-16. It seems.

http://wiki.theppn.org/C-ute
10 years ago
My brother was on tv as a little kid doing bubblegum shit like this. Makes me sick. The kids think it will be fun at first. After a week, they hate it, but the parents force them to do it.
10 years ago
I think I see why they won now. Japanese people are even more obsessed with youth than America.
10 years ago
Much more, I'd say.
10 years ago
Don't kid yourself, Japan is just less secretive about it.
10 years ago
Who's kidding who?
10 years ago
There is no kidding, we are both awesome.
10 years ago
id love to see this vid put to some death metal.
10 years ago
let me translate for all you losers " want cock and we need a green cards "cuz im turning jap jap jap japanezo
10 years ago
Seems more like an advertisement for a Japanese fried chicken restaurant chain or a take-off of KFC with their little wings flapping.
10 years ago
Perhaps you've been smoking too much ganja mate.
10 years ago
is it bad i got a woodie?




ps ima downloading this song
10 years ago
it's always satisfying to see real talent still exists...even if it's in japan
10 years ago
THE HORROR THE HORROR!!!!!!!!
10 years ago
anyone who didn't jack it to that vid is a fucking faggot. great entertainment. A++. This is everything a music video should be.
10 years ago
this isnt the best it has to offer, as for it being the "top" band, i doubt that, more than likely its top in "jpop" catagory or withing the preadolescence of japan because i have never heard this shit on the radio and i live in japan, and how old are some of these girls? they look like they could be 11. saying this is the best japan has to offer is like saying N'sync was the best america had to offer.
10 years ago
They did win. I watched it on tv.
10 years ago
I got 2 years 2 months left in this stupid country, I wanna see a japanese death metal band with a jpop singer at least once before then.
10 years ago
*embarrassingly slinks away with a boner*
10 years ago
Hey, let go of my boner!



oddball
10 years ago
And I thought *I* should be embarrassed!
10 years ago
Just wait until one of them quits "CHAM!" And, ya, they are all future rape victims, porn stars and junkies.
10 years ago
for everyone curious about their ages
the oldest is
# Name: Umeda Erika (梅田えりか)
# Birth Date: 1991-05-24

the youngest and hottest is
# Name Hagiwara Mai (萩原舞)
# Birth Date: 1996-02-07
10 years ago
as long as they swallow thats all that matters and I'm sure they do
10 years ago
that's the truth
10 years ago
If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to butcher.
10 years ago
Wtf is this? Japanese vid on MS and there is no puke, shit, piss, sharking, bukakke, tentacles or anything else like that :\ Incidentally, each and every one of them is so worth a life sentence.
10 years ago
i-i think i'm dying, guys.. all the blood has run to me penis-krrrgg!!
ooh! *deathrattle*
10 years ago
R.I.P. Vic and Morph
10 years ago
::twitch::


my asian sense is tingling...
10 years ago
starting at 0:51 is the reaction sequence when they saw my massive dick swinging in front of them
10 years ago
...








::explodes::
10 years ago
Your welcome.
10 years ago
the tall one... with the short hair...




Perfection
10 years ago
my fav too, and the one with the mature voice with the clip, shoulder length hair<3
10 years ago
the three older looking ones.
10 years ago
i really enjoyed that except i havea feelin there all under 17...
10 years ago
11-16.
http://wiki.theppn.org/C-ute
10 years ago
i'd do 4 of them.
10 years ago
ah who am i kidding, i'd do em all in time.
10 years ago
It's funny. If you listen to it with the sound off, at the end when they aren't singing, they are all nodding their heads 'yes'. What do you suppose that means?
10 years ago
they want me to put it in them.
10 years ago
That's what I thought.
10 years ago
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