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Fearless Mouse

Well, either fearless or stupid.

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by yak

submitted December 29th 2007

58 comments
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Silly gooks, STOOPID MOUSE!
10 years ago
EyePooper77, IDIOT!
10 years ago
Well, if you want to get it right, they're nips, not gooks.
10 years ago
I prefer "flat nosed noodle suckers" but "rice rubbing rock monkeys" will do in a pinch.
10 years ago
that must be an iranian mouse,
10 years ago
Yea, stupid as hell.
10 years ago
Well being Iranian is reason enough to want to die.
10 years ago
No kidding.
10 years ago
Yeah, because if you were to be any courageous animal, you would be a mouse.
10 years ago
It's not the mouse, it's a pussy cat....

....I'm here all weak guys:(
10 years ago
Unfortunately.
10 years ago
Well, I'll only be here for 3 more days. I have had some internet woes this past week and, I've been having a life as well, so I've not been here as much as I would have liked to be.

But, be assured Hank, you're still as dumb as a rock and not able to decipher grammatical humor.
....Some things never change.
10 years ago
He is still a douche bag though.
10 years ago
....and some things go without saying.
10 years ago
so what's this "having a life" thing?
10 years ago
Weak like your joke. Oh and didn't you go to Iraq to get your brain blown out?
10 years ago
Decipher grammatical humor? Haha

I noticed your week attempt. It just wasn't very funny.
10 years ago
hahaha Hank cant....do summat wi' grammar?
10 years ago
By eck
10 years ago
It wasn't meant to be. I still can't believe you majored in English. I guess that's why you moved to Japan though.
10 years ago
Retard. I made my mistake on purpose to echo Super's intentional mistake.

You really are fucking dumb, aren't you?
10 years ago
Fuck man, some people really are that stoopid. It just boggles the mind......

(here fish, come here)
10 years ago
I wasn't talking about the way you wrote "week" you idiot...
10 years ago
haaaaaank...

if you don't mind.
10 years ago
chotto matte.
10 years ago
Mice have an innate reaction of fear when they smell a cat, but at Tokyo Uni. they somehow made a mouse that doesn't have that reaction. The cat is just a normal cat, although especially gentle.
10 years ago
yeah, i figured they injected it with something.

and about that chotto thing, it's best to just sleep it off.
10 years ago
You can't sleep off stupid....
10 years ago
Feed the cat enough and it won't give a shit about the mice. Then it will act like any normal cat: ignorant as hell.
10 years ago
Yeah something to do with altering the fear gene in the mouse.
10 years ago
How did you know they were japs as opposed to gooks? Wait I'll answer taht. Because if they were gooks they'd be eating the rat...and the cat...and hanks mom's vagina.
10 years ago
i thought this was gonna be a preview for the live action tom and jerry movie, where they become friends at the end
10 years ago
What is the definition of a gook, anyways? Like it's a fucking technical term. Idiots.

Hey Cock_Draw,

1. They were speaking Japanese.
2. Japanese don't eat mice or cats.
3. You're a twat.
10 years ago
Fuz, it doesn't really say anything about altering a "fear gene".

10 years ago
They messed with its sense of smell, although this vid doesn't prove a thing. If any two prey / predator animals are brought up together, they will usually be friendly with each other.
10 years ago
The are genetically modified so they can't smell the cat. Without the smell of the cat they don't have the fear reaction.

These two weren't raised together, I don't think. It's a lab mouse. They probably have a whole batch of them with the same modification which get to play with the cat ocassionally. Of course, it doesn't prove anything because it's just one test. The same test would have to be repeated many times with the same or similiar results to provide any conclusiveness.
10 years ago
Nope, its a virus type thingy that can only procreate in a cats stomache so it somehow forces the mouse to no longer fear cats so its will get eaten. In theory if thos virus was to adapt and infect humans it could turn us into zombi like beings.
10 years ago
I could act like TiredGuy, find the article and re-read it and pretend im an expert on the subject but im not. Its just summat I read a while back & my comment above is a simple explanation
10 years ago
oops, the genetic reason could be true in the case also...
10 years ago
Oranjeboom is correct and Hank is proven to be an idiot once more. All is well in Mucholand.
10 years ago
Oranje is not right, you fucking dumbass. If you could understand Japanese like I can, you would know that what the guy said was that "the mice are genetically modified so that they can't smell the cat. Without the smell, they have no fear reaction." THAT'S WHAT THE GUY IN THE VIDEO SAID, you fucking idiot!

I don't know wtf Oranje is talking about, but are just talking shit and proving once again that you are one lame motherfucker.
10 years ago
^you
10 years ago
And Oranje, wtf are you talking about? You contradict me like you're so fucking sure and you're completely fucking wrong.

Get your facts straight, for fucks sake.
10 years ago
Actually you are wrong. I remember learning about that virus in biology.
10 years ago
hey whunu go fuck a duck
10 years ago
ya fuck you whunu
10 years ago
Whunu you fucking ugly cunt go fucking suck your dad off.
10 years ago
hehe. whunu you dad sucking fuck
10 years ago
easy: the cat doesnt want to eat so it doesnt get fat. because when its fat it gets eaten by those humans! smart cat!!
10 years ago
Japanese don't eat cats! ^Dumb human!
10 years ago
I want a mouse.
10 years ago
It does make it easier to use Mucho.
10 years ago
that made me smile.
10 years ago
can they do that humans?
10 years ago
I remember reading about this. Scientists located and removed the gene that causes right-wing beliefs to take root. The mice under study also stopped squeaking about terrorists following them home, and about illegal mouse immigrants taking their cheese. Some of them even accepted that when you die, that's it, all over.
10 years ago
I see what you did there. Removing fear the fear of cats and replacing it with the fear of terrorism, very clever. I agree with your point but youre such a cunt it ruins it.
10 years ago
no 70 pussies for that mouse when he dies....
10 years ago
Why does the cat have chink eyes too?
10 years ago
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