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Teaching Iraqi Kids English

I'm sure that American tax payers are glad their money is being well spent giving english lessons like these to the Iraqi children.

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by yak

submitted December 27th 2007

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I see Supernova has been busy.
10 years ago
American army is the bestest!!!!
10 years ago
You know me...

actually, I would have taught them proper phrases like:
How much for a blow job?
Do you do a donkey show?
If I cum too quickly will you wait 5 minutes for me to try again?.....Ya know, the usual stuff.
10 years ago
^hahaha....that was good.
10 years ago
Try "my neighbour has semtex"
10 years ago
"Will behead for food."
10 years ago
Balls_Malone, where the hell have you been?
10 years ago
The return of Balls_Malone!
10 years ago
I've been on a secret mission to preserve my sanity. Have been settling back into life in Canada and whatnot... also been working on getting laid, so I've been a bit preoccupied for muchoing lately.

Any good gossip?
10 years ago
Vic came out of the closet.
10 years ago
Seriously? That's awesome.
10 years ago
Vic & BichoVAGfelix are now an item
10 years ago
Hank was thrown out, unfortunately he hacked back in
10 years ago
Was there ever any doubt about Vic?
10 years ago
Starrsky turned out to be a 40yr old man. Arch is now his gimp.

Sorry Arch, they dragged it out of me.
10 years ago
Not really.
10 years ago
Apart from the Hank one.
10 years ago
seriously, have you guys played call of duty 4? IT's FUCKING AWESOME!!!
10 years ago
K-Billy, I just finished playing it for (6 houres) onlines pretty good & the game itself is fantastic. supernova should play it so he can compare it to real life.
10 years ago
I've just been playing a lowly X-Box. I did, however, play it for three weeks straight.

Went through A LOT of pot too.

: )
10 years ago
I too have Call of Duty 4. I'm finding it hard to get used too after playing Halo nonstop for the last 2 months though. It is super cool though.
10 years ago
Get a life, lamers.
10 years ago
Hanks jealous 'cause he doesnt have thumbs & cant play!
10 years ago
He's jealous because he has a live-in woman who wont LET him play.
10 years ago
I just had sex and my woman is now making me a heart breakfast (2 p.m.).

New Years vacation, bitches! Try to get out of the house, zombie gamers!
10 years ago
lol cant argue with that.
10 years ago
I just got back in from the bar and am ready to play. See, I go out.
10 years ago
Got back in from a pub run 5 hrs ago. I'm now feeling quite tired.
10 years ago
I got home 45 minutes ago, I'm a bit fucked now.
10 years ago
American English...right Fugs
10 years ago
Hell yeah!
10 years ago
You two have done time together, right?
10 years ago
Broadmoor
10 years ago
Where they broaden your back door.
10 years ago
Courtesy of Big Frank on B wing
10 years ago
"Im an idiot"
"Fuck this country"
...typical
10 years ago
What would a british soldier teach them, I wonder?

Your routine is getting fucking old.
10 years ago
"Look at how proper i am."
"Only pigs live in america!"
I dont know just trying to sound like a dumbass. Oranjeboom is just butthurt cause the British got fucked up teeth and women with fishy cunts.
10 years ago
You don't have to try to sound like a dumbass. Just act natural.

If you're American, you're proving his point for him.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
"Ooh look at me. I'm an English Cunt who has little man's syndrome, since my country is America's bitch." That better for ya?
10 years ago
In their defense, it really doesn't matter what they taught those kids, since Blackwater came in 15 minutes later and shot them all dead.
10 years ago
Ive said this before & im happy to say it again. PMCs are getting too big & too powerful. Military operations should never be privatised & the shit is going to hit the fan in the future when it comes to these PMCs!
10 years ago
Damn, and I was thinking of joining after my enlistment...
10 years ago
Go for it, they make alot of money & they are not going away. Look at the CIA torture tapes & Bush being accused of war crimes. How good is it going to be when you can just contract the work out to a PMC; talk about plausible deniability. Itll be like Day of The Jackal X 1000,000
10 years ago
are you doing one of those fucked up peta numbers like they did on the canadian seal killings? do you mean 1 MILLION or 1 THOUSAND with 3 zeros after for no reason :(

10 years ago
HAHA
10 years ago
ahh blackwater! my favorite extermination service!
10 years ago
God bless american white niggers who are in a place they hate and so take it out on little kids...
10 years ago
1/4 american war vets are homeless.
10 years ago
^ Just goes to show how all this 'pride in our boys' stuff is bullshit. People only join in that so they dont get weird looks from others...noone really gives a shit. Sympathy fatigue, thats what well call it.
10 years ago
that 1/4 is from vietnam because of all the hippies and John Kerry.
10 years ago
John Kerry is actually in the vietnamese war memorial (the good section) because he kept the war going long enough for the vietnamses to win. Theres even a picture of him with the president or ruler or whatever of vietnam being congradulated. Its all in that book Unfit for Command
10 years ago
Why were we fighting in Vietnam again? Oh and don't give me that bullshit that we were fightign against commubism (which is an ideology, but apparently fighting ideologies with weapons makes sesne...). I honestly could care less if some other country wanted to becaome communist or not. Oh and since that whole domino effect thing didn't play out like it was claimed, would you fucking drop it with vietnam? The US got involved with a bullshit war in some backwards 3rd world country and then decided to pull out when it wasn't able to hold out.

Finally what do hippy's have to do with some soldier not being able to hold down a job and thus becomming homeless? If your going to blame anyone but the soldier himself, blame the people who sent him into the war. Or why don't you blame all these dumbasses witht the support your troops stickers that when you ask them how they've supported the troops give you a fucking blank face.
10 years ago
You might want to check out a book called On Killing, by Colonel something or other. It has a pretty good explanation of why so many vietnam vets ended up homeless with lots of problems.
10 years ago
Lt. Col. Dave Grossman.
10 years ago
You reccomended that to me, didn't you? It took me a long time, but I finally finished it a couple weeks ago.
10 years ago
Yeah, eye opening read, no?
10 years ago
I thought it was very insightful.
10 years ago
You might try some Steven E. Ambrose. Great WWII history with firsthand accounts.
10 years ago
Can you recommend a specific book?
10 years ago
Citizen Soldiers.. boring at first, but unbelievably interesting later on. That.. or D-Day. Both are amazing.
10 years ago
Dont talk shit unless youve been there, you gotta do somethin for fun.
10 years ago
Yeah, thats what id call a typical yank response
10 years ago
So then what the fuck do you brits do for fun over there when you're all bored? Hmmm? Play hide the gummie bear?
10 years ago
Well that would be too easy. When its the hundreth time oranje stuck it in his asshole, you can kind of guess where it is.
10 years ago
never seen beggers like in thailand, you can pay a kid 50 bucks to chase off all the other kid beggers for you and he'll do that shit all day.
10 years ago
Don't you mean all month?
10 years ago
Do you have any idea what that kid would let you do to him for 50$, all day!
10 years ago
no, please enlighten us oranje?
10 years ago
If my students only had as much enthusiasm...
10 years ago
Isn't that funny, though, when little kids (in your own country) are just the right age that you can get them to repeat anything you say.

I can remember getting some little kid to say all this dumb stuff and then laughing my ass off when I was like 11 or so.
10 years ago
my parents told me i still had some family surviving there, i told a couple friends. 2 joined the marines and another reenlisted. and thats great cause i dont have to join now
10 years ago
AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!
10 years ago
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