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Religious Motherfuckers

I'm not sure what I hate more, people who are overly religious or people who are overly against religion..

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by yak

submitted December 22nd 2007

65 comments
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it's not religion that i'm against, it's really just the religious that bug me.
10 years ago
and after watching the video, it's pretty weak. what a lame point to make. there are much better anti-bible videos that this. is this video much worthy? not really..
10 years ago
I don't even so much mind the religous in general, its the ones that try to convert you to their religion.
10 years ago
touché
10 years ago
I don't even so much mind anyone just the ones who label anything as "mucho worthy"...
10 years ago
^^i agree. on another point to be honist this is a shit vid anyone with half a brain cell realised this fact when adam and eve was told to them, its not worth space at all however i dont give a shit whether its worthy for here as if we matter
10 years ago
full stop after here.
10 years ago
actually god transformed able's wrotting ass into a vagina that spawned the rest of mankind.

When my paster taught me this i converted instantly
10 years ago
It makes sense. I wonder why no christian has ever picked up on it.
10 years ago
because the ones that have(like myself) are no longer christian. I actually remember hearing that they both had wives and asking the preacher where the wives came from.... don't think I got an answer.
10 years ago
the other thing is, we all are the children of a murderer who killed his own bro
10 years ago
You know what bugs, thats a good point. I never heard they had wives but I don't know this story very well. But yea, I will go ask some religious fanatic where they came from and see what they say out of morbid curiosity
10 years ago
This looks like it was made by a 4th grader.
10 years ago
yep
10 years ago
How can you be "overly against religion"?
10 years ago
Automatic weapons come to mind. Not that I'd... ehem you know.
10 years ago
The same way that you can be overly against anything. There are times when people try so hard to convice you that they run out of real information and propaganda starts to rear its ugly head.
10 years ago
...loose change esque.
10 years ago
your loving that word esque recently
10 years ago
..you aint seen nothing yet.
10 years ago
how very Bachman, Turner and Overdrive-esque of you.
10 years ago
ha, nice. I had to look up 'Bachman, Turner and Overdrive' to see the relevance but you get +1
10 years ago
not enough stuttering
10 years ago
actually they had about a village full of siblings, but little mention of them. crappy video still.
10 years ago
I tried asking this to my pastor once when i was younger, and he said i just needed to have faith, and everything would become clearer...Are you fucking kidding me?
10 years ago
well yeah gods just taking the piss, right after he told whatever profit this story, he comented to satan "i cant believe he fell for that shit" then skinned up
10 years ago
using this as a point for or against anything is as juvenile as the idiot teenage nitwits that produced this during recess on their macbook
10 years ago
One word. Dinosaurs.
10 years ago
rofl :D Too bad the bible doesnt mention there was Adam Eve Cain and a giant lizard.
10 years ago
there was a snake though..
10 years ago
You know what's worse of all? All of you who take it seriously.
10 years ago
This is pretty dumb. Christians don't believe Cain fucked his mom. If anything, Cain fucked his sister. The christian explanation being that the bible doesn't bother naming all of Adam and Eve's kids, and that people lived a lot longer back then, so after a few decades Cain could have gone over to a village of siblings and nieces and nephews and picked out some chick to marry.

The smarter explanation is that the whole Christian interpretation is wrong, and that genesis should read just like a first-timer would read it without having already been told what it means by some pastor or sunday school. The creator of Adam and Eve is a local god, there are other gods and plenty of other humans. The gods back then had physical form and interacted with people. Real and interactive gods are consistent with other old religious texts, and even some Greek writings. There is a longer version of the genesis story available from Sumerian tablets, that again suggest the christian interpretation is way off (especially in their timing of big events such as the flood, creation of man, etc.)

Another theory is that god created Adam and Eve in his image as 'adamites'. There were other beasts on the planet, as the bible states, and some of them happened to be human like. These are the non-adamites (blacks, asians, etc.). Because they are technically beasts, they also got suck on Noah's ark, which is why the races remain today.
10 years ago
Hallelujah !!
10 years ago
They got sucked on Noah's Ark....wish I had been there...dammit !
10 years ago
He's right Cain and Abel were not the only children.
10 years ago
& at no point in that did Wanko claim to be a peadophile, im in shock.
10 years ago
you have to read between the lines
10 years ago
I write that like 8 in the morning so of course I was drunk. Last part should say "pre-adamites" instead of "non-adamites", "stuck" instead of "suck", and "fuck you whunu you fucking dirty gutterslut" instead of everything else.
10 years ago
And "I writed dat at" instead of "I write that"...
10 years ago
wtf? so cain fucked some black whore to prolong mankind, all this didnt make it into the bible because arains fucking black people is wrong, all black people are beasts, hmmm sounds like american nazi bullshit to me
10 years ago
sorry *aryan
10 years ago
It's probably the most racist interpretation but it serves a purpose for people who feel the need to believe in biblical inerrancy. It explains the villages and other people, as well as how we could have races now, just a few thousand years after the flood.
10 years ago
i cant believe i read all your shit up there wanko!
i dont give a shit about any religion anymore, well.....i never did
10 years ago
allaho akbar,
convert to islam bitches!
10 years ago
Islam's a retard religon. Claims the reason that the bible and the quaran contradict each other is that the bible was corrupted while the quaran wasn't. But then copies of the bible that were made before the quaran ever existed still contradict. Oooo. Guess who's even fucking stupider than christians...
10 years ago
You?
10 years ago
Stop being a cunt.
10 years ago
Comes around....
10 years ago
Only here would the word 'cunt' be used in a religious discussion....
10 years ago
YAK please post Zeitgeist! It's all I want for Xmas, for my many years of loyalty :)
10 years ago
you can watch that shit all over the net.
10 years ago
Yeah you fucking idiot, why would he post that shit on here? Its over an hour long. If you want to watch it so much go to google vids or some shit, cunt, fuck off!
10 years ago
ya you cunt
10 years ago
Fucking cunt.
10 years ago
We don't take kindly to cunts here.
10 years ago
Do I hear banjos?
10 years ago
That boy sure do got a purdy mouth.
10 years ago
Somebody pickin and grinnin, Cheeky?
10 years ago
what a fucking cunt.....pisses me fucking off
10 years ago
If you don't like me, Iranian, don't read my posts.
10 years ago
Ignore that twat. He's a real moron. Funny sometimes, but.....
10 years ago
now this is a thread full of nostalgic names
5 months ago
You should recruit them all for the zucko
5 months ago
if there were a way to get in touch I might. I have a feeling Hank would love an active Mucho.

unfortunately I can't find any of the old guard. they're mostly dead and gone.
5 months ago
This was really dumb even for something posted 10 years ago by yak.
5 months ago
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