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Church Cellphone

What kind of prick do you have to be to not turn your cellphone off if you are going to church? probably the same kind that annoy the hell out of me in the theater.

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by yak

submitted December 21st 2007

52 comments
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comments (52)
"if god is love.."

SMASH!
10 years ago
Omg i would light his book on fire after i kicked his knee krocked
10 years ago
God hates Motorola.
10 years ago
Has anyone ever smashed somebody elses cell phone? I paid $700 for mine, and i would cut the cunts head off if they smashed it. Im sure theres some lawsuits out there somewhere...
10 years ago
you sir.. are a moron
10 years ago
700 bucks for a celly? The must have seen you coming and raised the price...
10 years ago
Anybody seen Zeitgeist yet? They take religion apart in the first chapter.
10 years ago
I would not have been there inthe first place, but if I had been, and that phone had been mine, some holy man's ass would have been beaten.
10 years ago
same
10 years ago
If this was me I would go Ezekiel 25:17 on him.
10 years ago
Holy Fake.
10 years ago
Yeah, I'm inclined to think so too. What the Pastor, (or whatever he is) is saying is the most stereotypically Christian thing anyone can say. What are the chances the phone would interrupt during the John 3:16 rundown. What is it, a room full of noobs?
10 years ago
...Wow, you actually knew which passage it was? SAd.
10 years ago
^ haha
10 years ago
Actually I only knew the gist of the passage which is "For God so loved the world that gave his only son, etc, etc." It's the one they always give out in pamphlets and basically the crux of all Christian belief systems. I Googled the actual passage. Also, if the Christians decide to get militant I can pretend I'm one of them to keep from getting shot in the head. Being theologically literate isn't a weakness, buying into certain stupid dogmatic shit is.
10 years ago
@smerf

Many people in younger days were forced to go to church by their parents.

Like Shloppy said

"Being theologically literate isn't a weakness, buying into certain stupid dogmatic shit is."
10 years ago
Hell, I was forced to go to church as a kid too.
10 years ago
holy shit
10 years ago
holy reply
10 years ago
holy reply police, batman!
10 years ago
*POW*

*ZAP*
10 years ago
PEW PEW!
10 years ago
*RING RING* hold on one second
10 years ago
*Holds out hand in authoritive, yet camp manner*
10 years ago
*low five!!!!*
10 years ago
...if he'd only thrown it at that little girl...=(
10 years ago
indeed that would have been a scream
10 years ago
yeah when the baby screems you should do the same
10 years ago
fuck jesus
10 years ago
fuck santa
10 years ago
^^^ Jesus Killer
10 years ago
I think that is real... typical hypocritical priest. Pent up violent sexual deviants.
10 years ago
Not sure. Nobody even seemed the slightest surprised when he did it. (Unless he is a repeat offender.)
10 years ago
She should have just told him it was God on the line
10 years ago
If that was some little boy I'd feel sorry for him.
10 years ago
bet he wouldn't have done that to a man.
10 years ago
or a non mexican
10 years ago
If you go to church you should be strung up and whipped to death.
10 years ago
fucking mexicans.
10 years ago
God bless Muchosucko
10 years ago
If god is so fucking great then why can't he block cellphones?
10 years ago
he has a plan
10 years ago
nights and weekends
10 years ago
it might have been for him...he's mysterious like that
10 years ago
"What kind of prick do you have to be to not turn your cellphone off if you are going to church?"

Dude, whoever it was was in church, obviously isnt the biggest thinker...
10 years ago
nobody who goes to church is exactly a thinker... unless blind, faggot, cum-drinking sheep can be considered as thinkers.
10 years ago
Oh & I would like to point of that if that was me I would have punched that cunt square on the chin, picked his head up off the floor & proceeded to smash his face down the middle. DONT TOUCH MY PHONE
10 years ago
What if she refused to hand it to him
10 years ago
he would rape her child, duh!
10 years ago
Knowing preists these days he probably did it anyways.
10 years ago
well shit, that kid was screaming, why didnt he pick her up and throw her on the floor.
10 years ago
*click* "hello?"
"hello this is the police, we are sorry to inform you that your husband has died..."
**SMASH**!!!
10 years ago
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