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She needs Her Plumbing Checked

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I think he got rid of whatever was in there.

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by yak

submitted December 19th 2007

36 comments
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ah, just like how it happens in real life
10 years ago
wow even small penis porn stars make it with the "plumber" trick
10 years ago
Wow I wanna be a fake plumber now
10 years ago
"I'm a plumber" works every time.
10 years ago
It worked for me, It can work for you, too!
10 years ago
I wonder if these whores ever have kids
10 years ago
Your mom did.
10 years ago
I usually claim to be an accountant. "Hi, I'm here to do your taxes." Chicks really dig that.
10 years ago
Maybe because numbers really turn girls on.
10 years ago
Would you like to see my long division?
10 years ago
send me an example to my email.
10 years ago
OK.
10 years ago
Wait! I do differential equations!
10 years ago
Differential equations just don't work for the ladies, Kirk. Sorry.

*Pushes Kirk out the door, then slams it. Brings Delilah a breezer.
10 years ago
*peers in window with phaser*
10 years ago
Don't make me go all physics on you two. F=ma is a bitch.
10 years ago
Mass and Acceleration have no meaning without Differentials......mmmuuhahaha.
10 years ago
whats your middle name kirk? always wondered what the T stands for
10 years ago
Hank, if you want a girl to "willingly cooperate" with you, breezers are not the way to go.
10 years ago
Jack Daniels usually works just fine.
10 years ago
Yeah, that usually does the trick for me.
10 years ago
The "T" in Capn. Kirk's name stands for "Tiberius." I would appreciate if you didn't ask how I know that.

And yes, I know the equation requires the delta symbol, or some other symbol used to show a change. I don't care enough to figure out how to type those.
10 years ago
Thanks smerf. I didn't want to have to google it.
10 years ago
What? Breezers are great!

*Sarcasm*
10 years ago
REAL!
10 years ago
Wow... That guy had one small, curvy penis. I'd almost feel sorry for him, if he wasn't getting more pussy than I am.
10 years ago
That's sad to hear, smerf.
10 years ago
Fuck hearing it, it's even sadder to say it.
10 years ago
What a tiny cock and an ugly bitch...
10 years ago
Yea, I was gassed that I'm bigger than him.
lol
10 years ago
so you like the big dicks do you Morph?
10 years ago
Cock watchers.
10 years ago
yes siree!


i likes da big ol peters!
10 years ago
that looked like the pool guy from another vid.
10 years ago
How can he be a plumber? He can't lay pipe with that small ass dick!
10 years ago
did Mario got that lucky?
10 years ago
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