Learn to Drink like a Man

I bet some breezers go really well with a game of Halo.

5 years ago

Quick_draw21

anyone above 16 who plays halo is a fag, plain and simple.

5 years ago

What if they're female? (On that note, fuck you. I play Halo.)

5 years ago

YouGotCoofed

"an man"
"an breezer"
"Noobz"
Maybe he did it on purpose to be an epic faggot.

5 years ago

"than" instead of "then"

5 years ago

English isn't his first language.

5 years ago

his english has improved since i first saw him comment.
but i sometimes get the idea his bad english is a part of his act.

5 years ago

Womens can be fags too.

5 years ago

ramass

plantshit is starting to piss me off

5 years ago

Bennyboy

starting?

5 years ago

He does have a point, though.

5 years ago

i still don't get the bear thing.

5 years ago

plantshit wanted to have sex with the bear, the bear didn't. now plantshit wants to kill it.

5 years ago

...now he's got the horn for a mongoose.

5 years ago

is that what that is?

i thought it was some sort of alligator or some shit.

5 years ago

seanmiester

It's a freeze frame of 0:22 from the Mongoose vs. the King Cobra video from like a week ago

5 years ago

Sugar beer for noobz. Hahaha.

5 years ago

JamesTKirk

What is sugar beer anyway?

5 years ago

Bennyboy

i was wondering the same...but then i remembered the green apple beer that my buddy tried the other nite...guessing that would qualify

5 years ago

PatrickBateman

Sugar beer is the watered down bullshit that social drinkers choose because it goes down easier...pussies.

5 years ago

Beer is lame anyway. it takes to many to get volumed.

5 years ago

2nded. liquor is quicker.

5 years ago

It's also quicker to get in a girls pants I hear.

5 years ago

seanmiester

Ruffies are best

5 years ago

seanmiester

Roofies...goddammit

5 years ago

"In my youth" aren't you like 18 or something.

5 years ago

soon 22

5 years ago

weren't you supposed to be commenting on youtube by now, plantshit?
you're really following whunu's lead, aren't you? you quitter!

5 years ago

you're just glad they didn't ban you, now that you're sobered up.

5 years ago

no im not glad , but it was funny they posted this so you assholes begin to drink like mens.

5 years ago

I'm 22. In 'my youth' I didn't drink. Now I drink anything that doesn't have 'twisted' in the name and ales. College and ex girlfriends do that to you.

Steel Reserve is 8.0% if you get it in certain areas. Does that count? It's also cheap as fuck.

5 years ago

Holy shit! 22 years old, you must know everything then.

5 years ago

Is that in response to me or Plantshit? cause I haven't actually said anything about being top shit

5 years ago

That was for plantshit.

5 years ago

meliamonster

Having a vagina, I'm proud to say I drink like a pussy.

5 years ago

...you end up puking out red stuff?

5 years ago

...and babies?

5 years ago

this is the last time i eat while i'm at mucho.

5 years ago

HareTrinity

Hahaha...

5 years ago

Yay, Hare's back!!!

5 years ago

shloppypoppyweedooshraw

This Plantshit guy seems like a real alchole.

5 years ago

meliamonster

ah, hem.

No results found for alchole.
Did you mean AlChE (in dictionary) or Al Cole (in encyclopedia)?

5 years ago

DejaVu

meliamonster, you aren't funny or witty

5 years ago

I bet she's funny looking.

5 years ago

Apathy

And lonely.

5 years ago

shloppypoppyweedooshraw

And available, ka-CHING!

5 years ago

Bennyboy

lol i love how Deja is so catty to the fellow female mucho members

5 years ago

meliamonster

:giggle:

5 years ago

Quick_draw21

You know the ugly ones always are

5 years ago

No, unfortunately for the gene pool, the ugly ones are sometimes taken.

5 years ago

Usually by drunks who find out their mistake when they sober up after the wedding day.

5 years ago

DejaVu

i'm not 'catty' to smc, hare, delilah, ladypele... but these new random chicks who come here just to whore it up, yeah, i'm a bitch to. so what?

5 years ago

I'm not moaning. In fact I find it quite "stimulating"....

5 years ago

Aza1983

Deja you cunt!

5 years ago

Deja's a bitch. She hasn't talked to me in over a month. And she has some music she was supposed to send me. Cocksmacks.

5 years ago

DejaVu

and who the fuck are you aza1983? wait... no one really cares. you can fuck off now

amish - i'm talking to you right now :P remember, talking's a 2-way street :P

5 years ago

Nicely played.

You're still a cunt

5 years ago

You know I <3 you though, silly bitch

5 years ago

You know I <3 you though, silly bitch

5 years ago

PatrickBateman

A REAL MAN'S DRINK:

#1.BEER: Ales, porters, stouts
#2.LIQUOR: Singl malt whiskey
#3.COCKTAIL: Anything including the above.
#4.Shut the fuck up.

5 years ago

shloppypoppyweedooshraw

Real men drink "shut the fuck up" all the time, but mostly only if they're married.

5 years ago

Actually, I usually wont even drink an ale.

5 years ago

fuck that pussy ales and whiskey shit. Now Gasoline, there's a real man's drink.

5 years ago

muchosuckovet

jet fuel..russian-style

5 years ago

fuck all of you. i drink mercury.

5 years ago

and soju.

5 years ago

I drink lava.

5 years ago

1rish1

lava = juggalo semen

5 years ago

Irish = The guy who rubs up against other men in crowded elevators.

5 years ago

1rish1

Hank = My bitch

5 years ago

irish = a noob at rock, paper, scissors.

5 years ago

Victorious = Harry Potter stalker

5 years ago

Me = laughing at all you bastards.

5 years ago

smerf = lord of the dance

5 years ago

you all = closet rapists

5 years ago

-Morph-

i drink girly drinks cause i dont like the taste of alcohol.

and my dick is still bigger than most of you.

5 years ago

but that's only because you're black as charcoal, morph.

5 years ago

drink all the girlie drinks you want as long they are getting you laid. nothing wrong with that.
also, your dick might be longer, but i can touch my tongue to the tip of mine, can you? ha ha ha ha

5 years ago

ha ha ha Sam, you cad! ha ha ha ha

5 years ago

Kno_One

No Sam, being proud that you can beat off, give yourself a money shot, and lick the tip of your dick clean, doesn't make you a "cad".

5 years ago

Yeah, but you usually need to drink a lot more of those girlie drinks to get drunk.

5 years ago

-Morph-

yeah which i dont care delilah cause i dont drink them to bet drunk.. just cause i like the taste. that should be all that matters...

maybe ill post a pic of my penis so you all will know what color i really am...

5 years ago

Wait, your dick is bigger than most of us?!?! HOLY SHIT!!! 200LB COCK!!!

5 years ago

Bootface

plantshit your my hero with your broken english and hard boozin.

5 years ago

FUCK that shit! budweiser is the king of fucking beers for a reason! Because more people than not choose it. Fucking Micro-snobs piss me off.

5 years ago

Budweiser is piss.

5 years ago

Agreed. The only decent lagers are from Germany and Belgium.

5 years ago

*thanks* man, thanks a *lot*, cheeky.. :(

5 years ago

Grolsch, Hertog Jan, Duvel, Brand, Palm.. and lots of other i don't know about. i think they all taste pretty good.

5 years ago

not to mention all those smaller, independant breweries.

5 years ago

Not as good as the Belgian and German breweries I'm afraid. Grolsch is ok but not great. Stuff from the Bayern area of Germany is pretty fucking good. Some of the Belgian stuff is amazing (like Duvel for instance). In Britain we pretty much ruin lagers apart from some micro breweries (like Meantime) but we have some of the best ales.

5 years ago

Duvel also make a beer called Maredsous which is something like 10% .

5 years ago

Actually, isn't Palm Belgian as well?

5 years ago

that could very well be so, and duvel probably too.
but have you never heard of limburg(far south of holland, bordering belgium and germany)?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limburg_%28Netherlands%29

i could swear they had some good beers over there.

5 years ago

i dunno, i'm no bear-expert. right, hank?

5 years ago

*beer

selfpwn3ed^

5 years ago

MrFugsmucker

I sometimes get Belzebuth Pur Malt lager from France, it used to be 15% but now it's down to 13%, but it does the job!

5 years ago

macker102

bud? seriously?
Guinness for me, please

5 years ago

ehh yeah..
beer over 7% just tastes like crap.
breezers are gay, i give you that.

and who the hell drinks vodka from a plastic jerrycan?

5 years ago

no they dont they just have to be really cold.

5 years ago

homemade vodka you usually fill up in plastic cans.

5 years ago

Proper alcoholics and russians.

Special Brew is the tramps breakfast tipple usually accompanied by a bottle of White Lightning Cider, Buckfast or Thunderbirds.

5 years ago

Oranjeboom

Youre not a real man until you drink enough & turn yellow!!

5 years ago

You're not a real man until you've drunk so much you've slept rough on the way home.

5 years ago

Done it.

5 years ago

JamesTKirk

Cheeky, Mad Dog 20/20. I've woke up in gravel driveways after nights of that vile shit. I also had college roomates who made furniture out of Fallstaff empties....

5 years ago

God, I forgot about that stuff. It's fucking horrible. Tramps love it too. I remember waking up in the porch of a house I'd moved out of a year before once. The new owners were not impressed.

5 years ago

MrFugsmucker

I used to drink snakebites made with Special Brew & Strongbow 1080, but I had to stop because I developed the habit of going to sleep anywhere between the pub and home.

5 years ago

and you know what else, while i do enjoy vodka, so do 19 yo asian girls. theres nothing hard about it, it's a neutral.

5 years ago

i missed the reply button cause i am drunk.... on jimmy and bud mind you. like a man.

5 years ago

*braces self for response to, "drunk off jimmy" remark*

5 years ago

jimmy got you drunk too?
last time the guy tried to touch me while i was passed out..

5 years ago

jimmy and bud..... ha ha that IS kinda gay now that i really think about it... that i chose those two to drink... ha ha ha what a fag!

5 years ago

El_Wanko

Real men only drink beer and the blood of their victims. They should avoid and be unable to spell drinks by any other name.

5 years ago

fries-please

i wanted to same something funny but all the best puns have been taken up on the thread..... :0(

5 years ago

Too slow Mr Fries.......maybe your ZT broke down?

5 years ago

MrFugsmucker

Again!

5 years ago

forgot to mentioned that its acceptable to drink alcopop/fakebear if there nothing else to drink except that.

5 years ago

it's more manly to drink your own piss when there's no alcohol around.

5 years ago

El_Wanko

Real men piss beer.

5 years ago

Mucho women drink it.

5 years ago

HareTrinity

Pfft, I LIKE the alcopops, and I can down proper glasses of spirits (vodka, Navy rum, etc) straight. Smirnoff Ice tastes just right after 5+ pints of beer/cider.

5 years ago

Oranjeboom

This is great Plantshit, I love it. I have to point out that all the people who claim platshit is stupid/annoying has no idea..Hes a comedy genius & Vic knows what I mean.

5 years ago

I like his comedy moments. I was laughed.

5 years ago

He's no genius.

5 years ago