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Learn to Drink like a Man

In my youth people drank beer and vodka. Now people drink what they call beer and brags how many they can drink. So weak , Bud and Miller taste water and have no alchole and taste.

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by Plantshit

submitted December 18th 2007

129 comments
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Learn to Drink like a Man
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comments (129)
Under the pic of the apples it should be "a breezer" not "an breezer". Thank you and have a good night.
10 years ago
I bet some breezers go really well with a game of Halo.
10 years ago
anyone above 16 who plays halo is a fag, plain and simple.
10 years ago
What if they're female? (On that note, fuck you. I play Halo.)
10 years ago
"an man"
"an breezer"
"Noobz"
Maybe he did it on purpose to be an epic faggot.
10 years ago
"than" instead of "then"
10 years ago
English isn't his first language.
10 years ago
his english has improved since i first saw him comment.
but i sometimes get the idea his bad english is a part of his act.
10 years ago
Womens can be fags too.
10 years ago
plantshit is starting to piss me off
10 years ago
starting?
10 years ago
He does have a point, though.
10 years ago
i still don't get the bear thing.
10 years ago
plantshit wanted to have sex with the bear, the bear didn't. now plantshit wants to kill it.
10 years ago
...now he's got the horn for a mongoose.
10 years ago
is that what that is?

i thought it was some sort of alligator or some shit.
10 years ago
It's a freeze frame of 0:22 from the Mongoose vs. the King Cobra video from like a week ago
10 years ago
Sugar beer for noobz. Hahaha.
10 years ago
What is sugar beer anyway?
10 years ago
i was wondering the same...but then i remembered the green apple beer that my buddy tried the other nite...guessing that would qualify
10 years ago
Sugar beer is the watered down bullshit that social drinkers choose because it goes down easier...pussies.
10 years ago
Beer is lame anyway. it takes to many to get volumed.
10 years ago
2nded. liquor is quicker.
10 years ago
It's also quicker to get in a girls pants I hear.
10 years ago
Ruffies are best
10 years ago
Roofies...goddammit
10 years ago
"In my youth" aren't you like 18 or something.
10 years ago
soon 22
10 years ago
weren't you supposed to be commenting on youtube by now, plantshit?
you're really following whunu's lead, aren't you? you quitter!
10 years ago
you're just glad they didn't ban you, now that you're sobered up.
10 years ago
no im not glad , but it was funny they posted this so you assholes begin to drink like mens.
10 years ago
I'm 22. In 'my youth' I didn't drink. Now I drink anything that doesn't have 'twisted' in the name and ales. College and ex girlfriends do that to you.

Steel Reserve is 8.0% if you get it in certain areas. Does that count? It's also cheap as fuck.
10 years ago
Holy shit! 22 years old, you must know everything then.
10 years ago
Is that in response to me or Plantshit? cause I haven't actually said anything about being top shit
10 years ago
That was for plantshit.
10 years ago
Having a vagina, I'm proud to say I drink like a pussy.
10 years ago
...you end up puking out red stuff?
10 years ago
...and babies?
10 years ago
this is the last time i eat while i'm at mucho.
10 years ago
Hahaha...
10 years ago
Yay, Hare's back!!!
10 years ago
This Plantshit guy seems like a real alchole.
10 years ago
ah, hem.


No results found for alchole.
Did you mean AlChE (in dictionary) or Al Cole (in encyclopedia)?
10 years ago
meliamonster, you aren't funny or witty
10 years ago
I bet she's funny looking.
10 years ago
And lonely.
10 years ago
And available, ka-CHING!
10 years ago
lol i love how Deja is so catty to the fellow female mucho members
10 years ago
:giggle:
10 years ago
You know the ugly ones always are
10 years ago
No, unfortunately for the gene pool, the ugly ones are sometimes taken.
10 years ago
Usually by drunks who find out their mistake when they sober up after the wedding day.
10 years ago
i'm not 'catty' to smc, hare, delilah, ladypele... but these new random chicks who come here just to whore it up, yeah, i'm a bitch to. so what?
10 years ago
I'm not moaning. In fact I find it quite "stimulating"....
10 years ago
Deja you cunt!
10 years ago
Deja's a bitch. She hasn't talked to me in over a month. And she has some music she was supposed to send me. Cocksmacks.
10 years ago
and who the fuck are you aza1983? wait... no one really cares. you can fuck off now

amish - i'm talking to you right now :P remember, talking's a 2-way street :P
10 years ago
Nicely played.

You're still a cunt
10 years ago
You know I <3 you though, silly bitch
10 years ago
You know I <3 you though, silly bitch
10 years ago
A REAL MAN'S DRINK:

#1.BEER: Ales, porters, stouts
#2.LIQUOR: Singl malt whiskey
#3.COCKTAIL: Anything including the above.
#4.Shut the fuck up.
10 years ago
Real men drink "shut the fuck up" all the time, but mostly only if they're married.
10 years ago
Actually, I usually wont even drink an ale.
10 years ago
fuck that pussy ales and whiskey shit. Now Gasoline, there's a real man's drink.
10 years ago
jet fuel..russian-style
10 years ago
fuck all of you. i drink mercury.
10 years ago
and soju.
10 years ago
I drink lava.
10 years ago
lava = juggalo semen
10 years ago
Irish = The guy who rubs up against other men in crowded elevators.
10 years ago
Hank = My bitch
10 years ago
irish = a noob at rock, paper, scissors.
10 years ago
Victorious = Harry Potter stalker
10 years ago
Me = laughing at all you bastards.
10 years ago
smerf = lord of the dance
10 years ago
you all = closet rapists
10 years ago
i drink girly drinks cause i dont like the taste of alcohol.



and my dick is still bigger than most of you.
10 years ago
but that's only because you're black as charcoal, morph.
10 years ago
drink all the girlie drinks you want as long they are getting you laid. nothing wrong with that.
also, your dick might be longer, but i can touch my tongue to the tip of mine, can you? ha ha ha ha
10 years ago
ha ha ha Sam, you cad! ha ha ha ha
10 years ago
No Sam, being proud that you can beat off, give yourself a money shot, and lick the tip of your dick clean, doesn't make you a "cad".
10 years ago
Yeah, but you usually need to drink a lot more of those girlie drinks to get drunk.
10 years ago
yeah which i dont care delilah cause i dont drink them to bet drunk.. just cause i like the taste. that should be all that matters...


maybe ill post a pic of my penis so you all will know what color i really am...
10 years ago
Wait, your dick is bigger than most of us?!?! HOLY SHIT!!! 200LB COCK!!!
10 years ago
plantshit your my hero with your broken english and hard boozin.
10 years ago
FUCK that shit! budweiser is the king of fucking beers for a reason! Because more people than not choose it. Fucking Micro-snobs piss me off.
10 years ago
Budweiser is piss.
10 years ago
Agreed. The only decent lagers are from Germany and Belgium.
10 years ago
*thanks* man, thanks a *lot*, cheeky.. :(
10 years ago
Grolsch, Hertog Jan, Duvel, Brand, Palm.. and lots of other i don't know about. i think they all taste pretty good.
10 years ago
not to mention all those smaller, independant breweries.
10 years ago
Not as good as the Belgian and German breweries I'm afraid. Grolsch is ok but not great. Stuff from the Bayern area of Germany is pretty fucking good. Some of the Belgian stuff is amazing (like Duvel for instance). In Britain we pretty much ruin lagers apart from some micro breweries (like Meantime) but we have some of the best ales.
10 years ago
Duvel also make a beer called Maredsous which is something like 10% .
10 years ago
Actually, isn't Palm Belgian as well?
10 years ago
that could very well be so, and duvel probably too.
but have you never heard of limburg(far south of holland, bordering belgium and germany)?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limburg_%28Netherlands%29

i could swear they had some good beers over there.
10 years ago
i dunno, i'm no bear-expert. right, hank?
10 years ago
*beer

selfpwn3ed^
10 years ago
I sometimes get Belzebuth Pur Malt lager from France, it used to be 15% but now it's down to 13%, but it does the job!
10 years ago
bud? seriously?
Guinness for me, please
10 years ago
ehh yeah..
beer over 7% just tastes like crap.
breezers are gay, i give you that.

and who the hell drinks vodka from a plastic jerrycan?
10 years ago
no they dont they just have to be really cold.
10 years ago
homemade vodka you usually fill up in plastic cans.
10 years ago
Proper alcoholics and russians.

Special Brew is the tramps breakfast tipple usually accompanied by a bottle of White Lightning Cider, Buckfast or Thunderbirds.
10 years ago
Youre not a real man until you drink enough & turn yellow!!
10 years ago
You're not a real man until you've drunk so much you've slept rough on the way home.
10 years ago
Done it.
10 years ago
Cheeky, Mad Dog 20/20. I've woke up in gravel driveways after nights of that vile shit. I also had college roomates who made furniture out of Fallstaff empties....
10 years ago
God, I forgot about that stuff. It's fucking horrible. Tramps love it too. I remember waking up in the porch of a house I'd moved out of a year before once. The new owners were not impressed.
10 years ago
I used to drink snakebites made with Special Brew & Strongbow 1080, but I had to stop because I developed the habit of going to sleep anywhere between the pub and home.
10 years ago
and you know what else, while i do enjoy vodka, so do 19 yo asian girls. theres nothing hard about it, it's a neutral.
10 years ago
i missed the reply button cause i am drunk.... on jimmy and bud mind you. like a man.
10 years ago
*braces self for response to, "drunk off jimmy" remark*
10 years ago
jimmy got you drunk too?
last time the guy tried to touch me while i was passed out..
10 years ago
jimmy and bud..... ha ha that IS kinda gay now that i really think about it... that i chose those two to drink... ha ha ha what a fag!
10 years ago
Real men only drink beer and the blood of their victims. They should avoid and be unable to spell drinks by any other name.
10 years ago
i wanted to same something funny but all the best puns have been taken up on the thread..... :0(
10 years ago
Too slow Mr Fries.......maybe your ZT broke down?
10 years ago
Again!
10 years ago
forgot to mentioned that its acceptable to drink alcopop/fakebear if there nothing else to drink except that.
10 years ago
it's more manly to drink your own piss when there's no alcohol around.
10 years ago
Real men piss beer.
10 years ago
Mucho women drink it.
10 years ago
Pfft, I LIKE the alcopops, and I can down proper glasses of spirits (vodka, Navy rum, etc) straight. Smirnoff Ice tastes just right after 5+ pints of beer/cider.
10 years ago
This is great Plantshit, I love it. I have to point out that all the people who claim platshit is stupid/annoying has no idea..Hes a comedy genius & Vic knows what I mean.
10 years ago
I like his comedy moments. I was laughed.
10 years ago
He's no genius.
10 years ago
...but he is a comedian
10 years ago
"homemade vodka"? no wonder youre so messed up man
10 years ago
I like a nice appletini when I watch Gilmore Girls. (OMG, did I think that or post that???)
10 years ago
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