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Flight Test

I'm going to guess that this got an F

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by yak

submitted December 17th 2007

39 comments
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i'll give it an A for effort and a D for dead
10 years ago
No sound? Ok, I'll make up some:

Pilot: Ummmm....This is Captain Steve Austin. Tower, give me the clearance to land, please.
Tower: Captain BigNuts, you are clear to land.
Pilot: Hey, shut your mouth, cunt. Go suck off bitcho. Now, what is the ground frequency?
Tower: Bitcho? He has an AIDS infested snatch. *clicks remote button* Take that, you little bitch.
Pilot: Ummm....Tower? I think we got a problem here.
Tower: Yea? Enjoy your landing.
Pilot: That fuckin tower with the self turnoff shitty jet button again. *eject*



You are all welcome.
10 years ago
Is there a stone cold stunner involved?
10 years ago
JTK gets an F in "comedy." You wear too many turtle necks to be cool guy.
10 years ago
JTK is like a very strong French cheese. Delicious once you overcome certain psychological obstacles.
10 years ago
Ripe Camenbert, anyone?

10 years ago
Not if it's had a frenchmans cock nailed to it
10 years ago
ew, Cheeky, do you know something about French cheese that I don't?
10 years ago
Oh, from poor cock?
10 years ago
Of course.

*shakes head sadly*
10 years ago
Hey! I was just filling in the video with a story line!!!
10 years ago
...and it was a good story too captain.
10 years ago
No, it was pretty bad.
10 years ago
Those of us who were frolocking in the Japanese country for the last few days shouldn't comment.

At least cheeky was supportive....
10 years ago
Hey, guys? what's this yellow lever here do if I pull i........
10 years ago
I cant decide if ejecting from a fighter plane would be fun or shit your pants fun.
10 years ago
I'm guessing shit your pants...but it's ok, they ejected into their own burning fuel inferno, so no one will ever notice the brown stain on their tighty whiteys.
10 years ago
I bet it would be just to much Gs to be fun.
10 years ago
i would be unconscious, no doubt, and have messy underpants for sure. But then I'd be dead. so no worries.
10 years ago
Most suffer from major dislocations. Must be a rush though
10 years ago
I get ejected all the time.
10 years ago
You forgetting the 're'?
10 years ago

oh, or just the 'r'?
oops
10 years ago
F+
10 years ago
maybe he spilled mr pip all over the controls...
10 years ago
Looks like sweden and JAS planes.
10 years ago
change that avatar back you fucking freak
10 years ago
no way , this mongoose avatar will remind me to save money to a trip to the nearest mongoose.
10 years ago
why will you show him his doom?
10 years ago
I was laughed
10 years ago
why not??
10 years ago
Are mongooses now the object of your hatred?
10 years ago
yes, it showed its theets and ask for war.
10 years ago
Oh dear lord....

Go on then, what are it's theets.
10 years ago
tooths then
10 years ago
It had big gnafs, too.
10 years ago
"Hey Sergei, hold my vodka and watch this!"
10 years ago
This clip is old as shit, this is the crash of one of the original F-14 prototypes. Both test pilots lived which would be different from most vids here
10 years ago
Maybe pilot train to drive into object for example Skyscrapes then eject before hiting the target and make major damage. The devestating result we have already seen on tv. Another quote for the "the arabs made it first" which will be send in 200 year on any discovery channel
10 years ago
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