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Handy Hand

It may be because im stoned but the diagram in the corner of the box made me piss myself

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by Oranjeboom

submitted December 13th 2007

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Handy Hand
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This what I got Hank for Christmas.
10 years ago
Too bad nobody's gonna get you anything...

Maybe your dad'll get some ky.
10 years ago
Doubtful
10 years ago
Which one of his dads?
10 years ago
HAHAH Arch.
10 years ago
I got Hank the version with the extended pinky.
10 years ago
The WussyPants model just uses one finger and the thumb.
10 years ago
^They can't all be winners.
10 years ago
Well going to the original comment, i would have to say that hank would need his custom made. The hand would have to have a pencil grip.
10 years ago
this is what i got hank for christmas... thats funny shit
10 years ago
I think arch was hoping for the closed fist model with suction cup base.
10 years ago
The funny thing is that I get laid whenever I want, and with a name like PussyHands what do you suppose he's fucking?
10 years ago
Pussyhands enjoys the andre the giant fist model.
10 years ago
He has two of them.
10 years ago
*Had* two of them, you fucking stole them. I hope you at least put them through the dishwasher, Orange borrowed them for a month.
10 years ago
ChxMex, What?
10 years ago
HankChinaski says: admin
The funny thing is that I get laid whenever I want, and with a name like PussyHands what do you suppose he's fucking? haahah

10 years ago
Andre the Giant has a Posse.
10 years ago
ChexMix has never touched anyone's privates.
10 years ago
It's not my fault you don't want a reach-around.
10 years ago
No, he wants one.
10 years ago
Well, of course Hank would know how satisfying a reach around would be, his boyfriend is very polite.
10 years ago
Well, of course Bendo would know how it feels to have a baseball bat lodged in his colon, his boyfriend isn't very polite.
10 years ago
Your creativity is second to none, the way you take what i say and just switch a couple of words. How old are you again Hank? 40?
10 years ago
How young are you again Bendo, 12?
10 years ago
is it made of cyberskin or plastic??
10 years ago
They just cut off someones hand.
10 years ago
Its a full sized sex toy for Thing from the Addams family
10 years ago
It appears to have different levels of settings...Slow rub or hyper-jerk??
10 years ago
They should have made it a lefty, I've had enough right for a lifetime.
10 years ago
Why didn't they make it a head, with no front teeth, and pistol grip ears?
10 years ago
We've got you.
10 years ago
lol
You couldn't get blown in a hurricane.
You big meanie Hank, When is your gentleman day again? I'll talk to you then.
10 years ago
wait so jamiee is a boy?
10 years ago
I am a girl.
10 years ago
... tits?
10 years ago
done that

10 years ago
try to keep up blonky
10 years ago
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