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PREMATURE EXPLOSION

I would be begging for someone to finish me off.

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by Stephen

submitted December 11th 2007

58 comments
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Russia?
10 years ago
did the other guy steal his wallet from his jacket?
10 years ago
not like he needs it anymore
10 years ago
I think I heard something about this guy, hes waterboarding in Egypt now at the expense of the US...that sounds fun, lucky bastard!
10 years ago
yuk yuk
10 years ago
u suck orangjoboomshit
10 years ago
orangjoboomshit?
10 years ago
Everyone seems to be going at you oranje. HAHA and fuck everyone here. There you go I said it for you oranje
10 years ago
dont choke on his cock will your blowing him
10 years ago
whait its oranje were talkin about... . wouldnt choke a mouse
10 years ago
wow good one, you have everyone in awe with that witty remark!
10 years ago
in awe would be pushing it a little there.
10 years ago
YOU DONT SAY
10 years ago
elchris sounds a little jeolous. Its ok..zipper goes down... here theres one for you to suck
10 years ago
thats how it went down when you were serving? i guess thats why you seem to have so happy memories from the army.
10 years ago
Im amazed at how some of the regulars remember what each other do for a living. Ive been out of the army for more then a year now. JCO (Juvenile Correction Officer) now though. 4 years was enough for me
10 years ago
im pretty drunk stephen, nevermind. ive got nothing against you really.
10 years ago
Nothing against him… youre just the average run of the mill piece of shit, cant contribute anything other than a half arsed "youre gay" retard joke, lighter sniffing junkie
10 years ago
did someone say something?
10 years ago
no biggie
10 years ago
psssst! stephen..
elpiss is against the war.. he despises soldiers.. you should hate him.



psssst! elpiss.. stephan has served for 4 years.. don't you hate him for it?
10 years ago
grow up kid. i feel sorry for a 19 year old that hasnt got to puberty yet. thats sucks
10 years ago
shoulda madem clean up his mess while he was still alive. that would be SO humiliating, doncha think?
10 years ago
either that or make him eat a large meal and watch it squirt out of what's left of his gut.
10 years ago
or walk by and throw some salt in his wound.
10 years ago
dont forget the lemon
10 years ago
Ya thats no big deal...happened to me a few times I think.
10 years ago
I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye.
10 years ago
I think that was Columbia. And I could spot the shitty Chevy Van from a mile away.
10 years ago
lets be honest, i would be the first one to try and take his wallet, whats he gonna do? jump up and chase after you?
10 years ago
HE'LL HAUNT YOUR ASS!
10 years ago
he'll crawl after you!
10 years ago
Kinda like monthy Pythons holy grail...

"Come back you coward , i'll bite you!!"
10 years ago
asphalt, best comment.
10 years ago
no.
sorry asphalt, but no. just no.
10 years ago
Must have been the will of "Allah".
10 years ago
HAHA
10 years ago
i think people should have stood over him while stepping on his bowels and laughing at him at his utter failure at life.
10 years ago
"do you know what this does?"
-"n-no!?"
"ok"*SPLAT*
10 years ago
ill take the ribs. and fried please, im the kind that eats what he wants and never gains weight.
10 years ago
you bastard! Oh wait, so was I.
10 years ago
That would be the meth
10 years ago
meth doesnt exist here. its something called a fast metabolism. happends to the priveledged people.
10 years ago
Not meth? OK then, washing powder.
10 years ago
Glue?
Uppers?
Caulk?
Ruffies?
Turpentine?
Vicodin?
Oxy?
Coke?
Heroin?

It's Ok elpiss, this is like a 12 step site....show us your feelings. Become one with yourself.
10 years ago
nice coat.
10 years ago
Yeah, but those pants are worthless now.
10 years ago
i woulda loved to have been there just so i could whisper in his ear that he fucked up his mission, that no 'infidels' died through his hands and that his life, all in all, was one big failure. Oh yeah, and he'll get 72 gay men who will be raping him in heaven for being such a fuck up.
10 years ago
But does he understand English?
10 years ago
Does it matter? Instead of whispering, just talk loudly and slowly.
10 years ago
terrorists make me sick... they should all be blown up.. infact, so should their families.. and anyone that looks like them... they should all be blown up in public places and government buildings, when they least expect it... they're a bunch infidels!
10 years ago
Sarcasm is so funny.
10 years ago
HEY CHINA HANK! :) you are such a kidder! haha
10 years ago
No more burrito's!
10 years ago
Man, they need a new bombmaker. Not only premature, but couldn't kill the wearer never mind by-standers.
10 years ago
I would yell "Fish ON", pick up his entrails and start running. I wonder how far I could get before he ran out of line.
10 years ago
About 50 feet, give or take
10 years ago
One less sand nigger. Good job
10 years ago
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