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Traffic Sign Hacking

We need a nice big mucho finger on those signs.

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by yak

submitted December 9th 2007

124 comments
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comments (124)
What'd he say Vic?
10 years ago
Open channel something.
10 years ago
Max is king.
10 years ago
i love my macbook
10 years ago
"I'm a dumbass, please take me to jail."?
10 years ago
that's funny, i thought it was probably gonna be german or swedish or something, but it actually *was* dutch, irish.
10 years ago
"we're in a traffic jam, again. didn't expect otherwise, but after what happened the last time on the train(no idea what?) i'd rather avoid using it again.
i have a live connection with the traffic centre via an open channel. so i can now control the traffic signs, they're now set for 50, but we never do 50, so i'll just make it so it says 5. *changes it to 5*
people won't be happy with this, so to add little joy; a smiley, if that won't make em happy.. *adds smiley*
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we just got out of the car, and are now standing next to the highway. you've seen the speed control signs just now, but on this one, i can fit some more text.
i think i deserve a pat on the back for this. *changes text to 'mark is king :), big traffic jam people, just go home!!!'*
it would be even better to get my pic up on that sign.
does it show? can you see it?"
*gets honked at*
10 years ago
don't say i never did anything for you guys!
10 years ago
who reads a long thread from a teenager retard? a fag and retard.= goes to a gym
10 years ago
oh the guy's name is max, not mark, my bad.
10 years ago
elpiss, you really are just an STD
10 years ago
what?
10 years ago
..a fucking idiot too. Seriously youre just pathetic
10 years ago
heheh. you pay me too much attention for being pathetic. i mean... isnt it just more pathetic to waste your time on someone you think is pathetic? im starting to think brits are dumber than amerikans
10 years ago
sign up sign up sign up
10 years ago
save the queen dumbass
10 years ago
"isnt it just more pathetic to waste your time on someone you think is pathetic?" you just wasted time on me, dumbshit, so not only are you dumber dan brits and americans combined, you're also a hypocrit.

really elpiss, go and huff some more paint, dipshit.
10 years ago
or are you out of drugs(=household chemicals) again?
maybe you can stab someone in the street and take his last drop of lighterfluid.
10 years ago
fucking junky piece of shit.
10 years ago
stupid me i never said you were pathetik... so whos stupid here?
10 years ago
yes you have.
10 years ago
if i had, its my bad. when?
10 years ago
the other day.
i don't keep notes and dates, chris.
10 years ago
the question should be:" when have you not?"
10 years ago
why should that be the question?
10 years ago
elchris you wanker!! - shut up!
10 years ago
elchris you need to stop talking. your doucheness is proven
10 years ago
stupid douche
10 years ago
aaaaand the people have spoken
10 years ago
aaaaand the fags have agreed. dont get that upset grandpa. might be bad for your heart.
10 years ago
im havin a bad time replying here. still cause of my huts fault deja?
10 years ago
elchris you really need to go fuck yourself, go on and post the vid it will cheer the rest of us up
10 years ago
I don't think Vic is retarded, but he may be gay.
10 years ago
jiminy-cricket. im not saying anything, your nick is insulting enough
10 years ago
i think you're just really hoping that i am, irish, you closet case boy molester.
10 years ago
Hey hey hey, there are other boy molestors here, that do like u.
10 years ago
I wish I knew what he was puttin up there, but that's pretty fuckin' sweet.
10 years ago
see translation above.^
10 years ago
Pretty bold putting up a Lightbright of himself...
10 years ago
English mother fucker do you speak it
10 years ago
no, dutch, motherfucker do you speak it?
10 years ago
funny how these retards always expect the whole world to adjust to what they are used to.

they'd probably go deep into the amazone, meet some recently discoverd tribe, and still expect them to speak english and shake hands etc.. dumbasses.
10 years ago
We would go deep into the Amazon & start speaking really slowly or really loudly in an attempt to make them understand us...oh & we would point & use hand signals
10 years ago
vic, thats about the smartests thing you have ever said here while ive been here
10 years ago
uhm and this time im serious... just so you know son!
10 years ago
You ever going to say anything clever?
10 years ago
well, it's good to know we at least agree on some terms..
10 years ago
good? who cares. i surely dont
10 years ago
that was a compliment, saying that you might not be fully retarded.
10 years ago
How wrong, how VERY wrong you were Vic
10 years ago
that was a compliment... keep em to your boyfriends
10 years ago
LOL @ vic
10 years ago
Oranje is right on, every time I try to talk to my yard guy who doesn't speak much English, he's Vietnamese, I always speak really slow and enunciate as if that is gonna make him all of a sudden speak English.
10 years ago
Say what again I dare you
10 years ago
i said;
"no, dutch, motherfucker do you speak it?"
10 years ago
so do ya, punk?
10 years ago
say something in dutch i dare you
10 years ago
De Engelse moeder fucker u spreekt het
10 years ago
"the english mother fucker you speak it" ?
10 years ago
that's translator dutch, noobie.

niet het echte werk.
10 years ago
dude, Vics Dutch...that established!
10 years ago
just say: godverdomme,fuca. thats appropriate anytime of the day
10 years ago
or "potverdrie!"
10 years ago
"potjandorie" even..
10 years ago
fake. do that shit and you WILL have the powlice at your door.
10 years ago
Der.....

10 years ago
they sent him to a concentration camp.
10 years ago
looked real...the most the cops would charge you with is mischeif...pay a fine likely..unless you have a bad record or something..or unless you said "emergency stop...baby on road" and caused a big accident
10 years ago
i dunno, it looks real at first, but the link at the end www.itafstuderen.nl tells me it's probably a commercial/viral.
10 years ago
"emergency stop...baby on road" Thats great!
10 years ago
made me laugh^^
10 years ago
I wish he made the traffic sign say "kill fat people", and everyone obeyed.
10 years ago
youre the first victim then fatass.
10 years ago
Back in Dongcaster some (I assume) kids hung a sheet over the side of a footbridge that went accross a main road, it read:
*Wellcome to Doncaster*
*Please run over all pakis & puffs*

..you would have approved.
10 years ago
Is that near Doncaster?
10 years ago
lol Wanko said Dongcaster yesterday on the bock BBQ vid, I was just referencing that. Keep up cheeky, you bloody fairy!
10 years ago
*cock BBQ*
10 years ago
on purpose?
10 years ago
yeah
10 years ago
Do you get laid by doing this by cybergirls?
10 years ago
are you retarded?
10 years ago
last time i check,no!
10 years ago
ok
10 years ago
do you live in amstershit? do you listen do Dj tiesto gay man ?
10 years ago
you mean amsterdam? ever been there? ever been out your ten-cabin-village, plantshit? how many people live there? 15 you say?
10 years ago
hmm.. must be quite out there, in the middle of nowhere.
10 years ago
*quiet even
10 years ago
That was fucking awesome..
10 years ago
Hey points for me..I knew that was Dutch... im trying to learnthe fucking language right now..im bout to move to The Netherlands... im leaving on Thursdy...Ik ben Amerikaanse ;)
10 years ago
it's hard, isn't it?

i met some american girl last saturday, she did a great job of speaking dutch.. she'd lived here for 5 years, only speaking dutch, so it was really good, but the accent gave her away.
10 years ago
of course she had an accent... she had yer dick in her mouth... *sjees*
10 years ago
where in the neth are you vic & OJ, maybe ill come stalk you :)
10 years ago
who's OJ?
10 years ago
i'm in amsterdam btw.
10 years ago
I think she means me, not too sure why though *shrugs*
10 years ago
yeh that's what i suspected..
10 years ago
must be your username.
10 years ago
Combine that with the amount of threads we have shared bashing elpiss & we have a perfectly reasonable assumtion.
10 years ago
(pssst, apparently shes cute too, she sent Apathy a pic, let her stalk you...then rape her)
10 years ago
why did she send apathy a pic :S?
i feel left out.
10 years ago
apathy, you know what to do, right?
10 years ago
you cant rape if i rape you first
10 years ago
oranjeboom dutch so logically i figured you were dutch
10 years ago
that's what i thought.
orange(color)tree
10 years ago
but it's a brand of beer.
10 years ago
i think :|
10 years ago
btw i can rape you twice as fast as you can rape me.
10 years ago
yeah but i can do some horrible shit with your anus..
10 years ago
have you mey hank he loves it in the ass
10 years ago
no means no ,but if they're gagged?? Hey I didn't hear anything
10 years ago
Vic, ill be living in groningen for awhile
10 years ago
that's quite far from amsterdam(for us dutch people). all up in the north.
10 years ago
groningen(city) or just groningen(province)?
10 years ago
"i can do some horrible shit with your anus.."
hahahahah
10 years ago
the city...its nice to me, i know the rest of the netherlands thinks its crap. but yeh, im arriving at schiphol on thursday, leaving right after my finals tomorrow
10 years ago
i don't know if i've ever been there, so i can't tell you what it's like. i've heard it's a good place to go out. lots of students.
10 years ago
yeah very nice night life..awesome bars..damn i cant wait to go to a bar saturday night if i dont have jet lag
10 years ago
i doubt that you'll arrive here without the jetlag, but have fun anyway.
10 years ago
First rule of Hack Club: Don't ever video tape yourself hacking. Second rule of Hack Club: don't put video from rule #1 on the Intarweb where even soggy old Government fuckwits can find it.
10 years ago
right so you wont have to pay a 50 dollar fine
10 years ago
BTW this is FAKE..
10 years ago
how do you know hulk?
10 years ago
Dik you couldn't find a friend at Neverland Ranch.
10 years ago
i dont get it...fail
10 years ago
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