this is what happens when you ask a girl if she'll take a bottle of wine up her, and don't specify. make sure you specify. bet she got drunk off that too.
reminds me of my old chap pierre, who was a french fighter pilot (hold your chuckles, it's getting better). So Pierre and his girlfriend are out on a leisurely picnic enjoying fine Parisian cheeses and wines when caught up in the moment Pierreâs girlfriend murmurs,
âKiss me Pierre.â
He pulls a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon out of the picnic basket and proceeds to pour it across her face then passionately kiss her.
âPierre, what did you do that for?â
âI am Pierre the French fighter pilot and with red meat I like red wine.â
Stirred by the intimate turn the picnic is taking, she slips the top of her dress over her shoulders and says in a seductive tone,
âKiss me lower Pierre.â
Pierre responds by pulling a moderately aged Pinot Griggio from the picnic basket and pours it across her supple breasts then licking and kissing them clean. Aroused now Pierreâs girlfriend asks once more
âPierre, what did you do that for?â
âI am Pierre the French fighter pilot and with white meat I like white wine.â
Pierreâs girlfriend then removes the rest of her dress and stands before him and gestures none too subtlely at her woman parts
âKiss me lower Pierre!â
He responds by pulling a bottle of aged cognac from the basket, pouring it on her crotch and lighting it on fire. Horrified she puts the fire out and screams,
âPierre, what did you do that for?!â
âI am Pierre the French fighter pilot and when I go down, I go down in flames!â
ok guys, i have a question and i thought the best place to get the answer was MS and its perverted members, specially you el-wanko
so here is the question:
there is this girl, we talked online, she is pretty, we met,
but as soon as she started talking i realized she had some mental problem, frankly, she is retarded,
so i was wondering if is it illegal to fuck a retarded girl or what?
she is virgin and she has a great body, also pretty, so i dont see why i shouldnt sleep with her, but im afraid to get in trouble with this....
Tell me if she moans like a retard when she comes...that is if you can make a retarded virgin cum. Then post that shit on MS. If you don't you are a Rachel Ray fan.
i have not fucked her yet, im scared, but she is not totally retarded, like i had no idea before seeing her, and we chat on msn for a while, she just walks weirdly, talks slowly, and sometimes looks at you like she is dead!
but i dont think she would let me to tape while fucking her
Well, talking weird and slowly can also be a side effect from psychoactive drugs. My dad has a friend who's schizophrenic and the drugs he uses to control it make him act the same way.
you HAVE to film iran. otherwise she could retarded charge you with forced sex afterwards. but if you get a couple of those retarded moans on tape, you can prove consent.
BTW Normally if someone is judged as mentally 'incompetent', one has to ask relatives for consent...so just go ask her Dad if he minds you fucking her.
Worst (likely) scenario: he tells you to fuck-off and threatens to call the police.
Best (likely) scenario: he applauds you for helping the handicapped community and doesn't shoot you after you dump her.
btw how the hell do i know she is considered mentally 'incompetent' ?
she goes to college her self, she can take care of her self, she is just weird, like asks stupid questions or acts like kids,
Chill Iranian - I was just fuckin with ya. Don't worry, she's probably just got 'mild learning difficulties', which manifest as slow speech, an odd walk (etc) in this instance.
I saw this programme on kids with Prader Willie syndrome: one of the girls was dating a guy with the same handicap as you described. He was still intelligent and 'mentally competent' - just *sounded* and walked like a 'tard.
He looked fine until he introduced himself, "I'muuuuh Maaaaaaarrrrtin". Poor guy...still cracks me up tho - LOL! Especially as my g/f's sister has just started dating a guy called Martin - private joke now between me and the missus'
P.S. I'm glad to hear you have a conscience and would consider dating her, for at least, a while. This is important, cos i'm sure not many guys would, so she'll probably fall for you and be really hurt if/when you finally do the dirty deed.
elwanko u r shameless, u want to fuck every one, u dont see me asking u to fuck your wife do i?
(well no one actually want to fuck that fat ugly bitch)
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you learn something new every day on mucho.
You know, because of the idea of drinking red stuff from a woman's pussy.
âKiss me Pierre.â
He pulls a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon out of the picnic basket and proceeds to pour it across her face then passionately kiss her.
âPierre, what did you do that for?â
âI am Pierre the French fighter pilot and with red meat I like red wine.â
Stirred by the intimate turn the picnic is taking, she slips the top of her dress over her shoulders and says in a seductive tone,
âKiss me lower Pierre.â
Pierre responds by pulling a moderately aged Pinot Griggio from the picnic basket and pours it across her supple breasts then licking and kissing them clean. Aroused now Pierreâs girlfriend asks once more
âPierre, what did you do that for?â
âI am Pierre the French fighter pilot and with white meat I like white wine.â
Pierreâs girlfriend then removes the rest of her dress and stands before him and gestures none too subtlely at her woman parts
âKiss me lower Pierre!â
He responds by pulling a bottle of aged cognac from the basket, pouring it on her crotch and lighting it on fire. Horrified she puts the fire out and screams,
âPierre, what did you do that for?!â
âI am Pierre the French fighter pilot and when I go down, I go down in flames!â
so here is the question:
there is this girl, we talked online, she is pretty, we met,
but as soon as she started talking i realized she had some mental problem, frankly, she is retarded,
so i was wondering if is it illegal to fuck a retarded girl or what?
she is virgin and she has a great body, also pretty, so i dont see why i shouldnt sleep with her, but im afraid to get in trouble with this....
but i dont think she would let me to tape while fucking her
i HAVE to tape it then,
thanks for letting me know, i knew my good friends from MS will help me,
Worst (likely) scenario: he tells you to fuck-off and threatens to call the police.
Best (likely) scenario: he applauds you for helping the handicapped community and doesn't shoot you after you dump her.
im not gonna go fucking ask her dad if i can fuck his daughter or no!!!
what kind of suggestion was that?
u suck!
she goes to college her self, she can take care of her self, she is just weird, like asks stupid questions or acts like kids,
hey Dik, can i fuck your handicapped daughter?
I saw this programme on kids with Prader Willie syndrome: one of the girls was dating a guy with the same handicap as you described. He was still intelligent and 'mentally competent' - just *sounded* and walked like a 'tard.
He looked fine until he introduced himself, "I'muuuuh Maaaaaaarrrrtin". Poor guy...still cracks me up tho - LOL! Especially as my g/f's sister has just started dating a guy called Martin - private joke now between me and the missus'
P.S. I'm glad to hear you have a conscience and would consider dating her, for at least, a while. This is important, cos i'm sure not many guys would, so she'll probably fall for you and be really hurt if/when you finally do the dirty deed.
(well no one actually want to fuck that fat ugly bitch)
i took offend in that,
u suck, dont talk to me again
Guess whisky would sting a little...?
an why dus she hav an anus for a pussy entrance?