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suicide bomber woman blows up a politician

her head flew all around the room and landed on some other fleeing persons head

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by elchris

submitted December 1st 2007

306 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (306)
No one ruin it.
Who do you think will explode?
10 years ago
something tells me it's a woman..
10 years ago
I havent watched it yet, so Im putting my money on the lady in the top left of the screen
10 years ago
I lose
10 years ago
Lady in the orange? I don't know.
10 years ago
Oh shit, i was right... Hooray for me ;]
10 years ago
That will teach those fuckers at the DMV....Is is me or does it look like that bitch just had bad gas or a bitchin queff?..
10 years ago
your moms hymen
10 years ago
Another cocksucking motherfucker son of a bitch who doesn't know how to use the reply button.
10 years ago
Just look at the blank expression in his avatar, pitiful creature doesn't even know he did something wrong. Oh, and FUCK PANTS!!!
10 years ago
wow...the desk looked afterwards like a shark bit in it. That'll leave a mark.
10 years ago
she really didn't hurt anyone else but herself
10 years ago
is it just me or did the guy BEHIND the desk blow up?
10 years ago
ok her and two other people in a room of about 20
10 years ago
K, I should have the said the Politician Himself blew up...as if he had the bomb...
10 years ago
That was a bad waste of some good poon tang I bet.
10 years ago
Yeah, i kept replaying it and it looks like the explosion happens behind the desk. but she's the one who flies backward so I think it might've had a directional blast, which seemed to work if the guy behind the desk was her real target.
10 years ago
there was only one other fatality from her blowing herself up. The guy right in front of her dies as well.
10 years ago
..i'm not surprised.
10 years ago
wow, the terrorists have come up with another amazing invention: directional charges.
10 years ago
I meant shaped charges, I don't know what I was thinking there.
10 years ago
they also attach metal, nails and other objects to shoot out at them.
10 years ago
you're thinking of shrapnel charges.
10 years ago
i'm thinking of a White Christmas...
10 years ago
....yeah.... lol
10 years ago
i wonder if she was hot...

you never see hot suicide bombers.. only the ugly bitches get the call up to the majors.
10 years ago
Yay, a dead politician! *fap fap fap*
10 years ago
hmm... looks like the bottom half of her is still good. i'm gonna check ebay for it.
10 years ago
and they call themselves holy warriors, just fucking suicide bombers. Then these fucking muslims get mad when u question their actions. Satans religion
10 years ago
You believe in satan? Idiot.
10 years ago
i believe in satan. how else do you explain bme pain olympics?
10 years ago
not in satan.... i believe that satan exists.... in the form of a japanese woman. sorry. SORRY EVERONE
10 years ago
chinaska yes there could be a satan I thought there wasn't but after seeing what the "relion of peace" does to the world, there has to be one then and also
Fuck you! ahahah
10 years ago
*religion of peace*
10 years ago
If you believe in satan, you're as stupid as them.
10 years ago
if you don't believe in satan, then terrorists win. and if you believe that people are stupid for believing satan (like china hank does) then you ARE terrorism, and i blame you for diabetes and juvanile luekimia as well
10 years ago
The idea of satan isn't that simple you prick. Satanists for instance don't necessarily worship a god named 'Satan'.
10 years ago
i thought that you were supposed to believe in god to stop the terrorists.
anyway, god doesn't exist, so neither does satan.
10 years ago
but feel free to travel to the centre of the earth to find out for yourself.
10 years ago
I AM TERRORISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Satan, for anyone that wants to actually know what they are talking about.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satan
10 years ago
Victorious I thought there was no god either. But then u if really think about it, there has to be something like a god. Satan is everywhere too, but mainly in the middle east. Chinaska u think are above the rest, but just keep bending over for your boyfriend while your other boyfriend shoots cum in your face, since u love that shit
10 years ago
Chinaska your are a dumbass haahah, u think wikipedia is accurate.
10 years ago
It's a lot more accurate than anything your dumbass could come up with.

Hahahahaha
10 years ago
you're joking, right? you don't really believe there's a big, white-bearded guy up there in the clouds, right?
10 years ago
"if really think about it, there has to be something like a god"

That's not a very well reasoned argument.
10 years ago
btw wikipedia is pretty damn accurate, seeing how everyone has a chance to correct mistakes, and add to the existing info. better than a normal encyclopedia, noob.
10 years ago
ok, I don't want to sound like I'm a holy man. Its like this, if there is no god, then Y are we here? that means your life means nothing. If there is a god, then life means something. Why is the earth in a perfect posistion where its just right with the weather. Just a few thousand miles further and we be in a artic winter all year round. No vic, I don't think god is a big white bearded man, but some spirit. God even allows dumbass idiots like chinaska to live and continue is homosexual ways
10 years ago
You don't know why this and that are and you can't explain the meaning of life...therefore God exists.

I don't think B necessarily follows from A.
10 years ago
First of all, if you weren't a moron, you would define exactly what you mean by the term 'god'.
10 years ago
You assume the signifiers of a natural language should even be capable of such a feat, Hank, idiot.
10 years ago
truth:
why does life have to have a meaning? we live because it just happened to go this way.
you think everyone revolves about us.
"Why is the earth in a perfect posistion where its just right with the weather." you ask?
it's perfect for us, because it made life possible on earth, but that doesn't mean that the planets were placed like that for *us*!
the consequences are not reason for the cause. don't know if that makes any sense..
10 years ago
*around
10 years ago
you're right, "Just a few thousand miles further and we be in a artic winter all year round."..
but if that would've happened, there'd be no godlike form that would stop it.
that we exist is just a coincidence, it wasn't the 'goal' of anyone..
10 years ago
maybe u speak the truth Vic, but I guess its better to believe in a god and there be none. THEN to NOT believe in god and there IS one. Cause then when arrmageddon comes thats gonna suck, not as much as chinaska but it will suck
10 years ago
Why couldn't they? Are you incapable of using words to explain your own idea of what god is or isn't?

Philosphical debate is carried out using words.

Also, Macaroni, if you didn't have a gay crush on me, you'd be pointing how much of an idiot TheTrooth is, not trying to fuck with me.
10 years ago
You can have fun with that. He's pointing it out himself.
10 years ago
TheTrooth? ahahahah chinaska, sometimes u do make me laugh with your ridiculous comments, Please chinaska go to the middle east and tell those nice people there is no god and see what they tell u or do to u... but enough of this shit, I'm going to get breakfast
10 years ago
Oh, so believing in god is like an insurance policy (if there is one) to get into heaven when you die?

Hahahahahahaha. God just heard that. He's not gonna let you in now, because you aren't sincere.
10 years ago
Yes, because if I get killed for saying there is no god, that will prove there IS a god.

DaTrooth, I used to think you had a little bit of intelligence, but not anymore.
10 years ago
People still talk about Pascal's wager?
10 years ago
no not insurance. the idea of god simply explains things that are too big to understand. believe or don't. no one is stupid for believing or not. china hank is still terrorism though
10 years ago
hahahahah "I guess its better to believe in a god and there be none. THEN to NOT believe in god and there IS one."
aah.. hahah.. hah..
that's funny.

no, seriously, that some of the dumbest bullshit i've ever heard!

i won't let my life be controlled by fear for something out there, that might get you later.
the only reason why you people believe is because you're scared as fuck of what is waiting for you on 'the other side'.
i'll just go ahead, and believe that *everything* ends when you die. there's nothing out there that can hurt you when you're dead. why? because you can't sense anything. why? because your body isn't functioning anymore. it's just become a large hump of meat and bone, nothing more.
10 years ago
Vic no one has to live in fear, believing in god doesn't mean to live in fear unless your muslim cause them kill everyone who doesn't believe.

,

Chinaska it really means alot to me that u thought I had a bit of intelligence, hahahaahahhahahahah.
10 years ago
btw i do believe that there's a lot of good stuff in the bible, for example; the ten commandments are a good way to live your life by. only thing is, i do it, because they're good standards to live by, *not* because i think i'll get punished if i don't.
10 years ago
ok.. some of the commandments, not the ones speaking of god.
10 years ago
EVERYONE LISTEN!! the debate on whether or not god exists will be decided right here and now on mucho sucko! AMAZING!!! Front row seats everyone!!!
10 years ago
Some people SHOULD know better, GaySamuel.
10 years ago
ahahahah^^^
10 years ago
"Please chinaska go to the middle east and tell those nice people there is no god and see what they tell u or do to u"

wow, that pretty fucking dumb, truth, really..
10 years ago
gay samuel!! wow you got me!!! nice job china!!! ZING*.... don't mess with this guy everyone, he'll bring out the big guns!! i have learned my lesson!!
10 years ago
Mastodon, my dad, a Christian minister, tried that Pascal's Wager nonsense on me when I was in high school. It was like a last ditch effort to save me.
10 years ago
"Vic no one has to live in fear, believing in god doesn't mean to live in fear unless your muslim cause them kill everyone who doesn't believe."

are you doing that on purpose^?
10 years ago
sounding stupid?
10 years ago
have you ever heard of argumentation, truth?
10 years ago
Can't prove there is a god or isn't or that we aren't all in the matrix or that you assholes aren't all characters in some dream I'm having right now. So why bother giving a fuck?
10 years ago
no they CAN prove it wank... they are about to! just wait and see
10 years ago
Did that hurt your feelings, LameSamuel? Probably not, so shut the fuck up about it. I was just pointing out the lameness of your comment and the gayness of your name at the same time.
10 years ago
Just because it can't be proven, doesn't mean it shouldn't be discussed.

10 years ago
you did hurt my feelings china, you did. my comment IS gay. i see that now. and talk about lame names, mine is the LAMEST. LameSamuel? wow! gee how do you come up with these?
10 years ago
but you are still terrorism
10 years ago
YES!!!!!

I AM TERRORISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BraveSpaniel said so! Woo hoo!!!!
10 years ago
shit man... let me try one. brave-.... no it's already brave... um, STUPIDHEAD Samuel..... no that's lame... um, CrapHead Samuel!!! shoot.. still not as good as yours china.... you win
10 years ago
you're ruining this discussion, you noob, take your childish ass somewhere else, noob!
10 years ago
noob!
10 years ago
Hank is on fire with the names tonight. You can tell when they all use the "Oh wow you got me there ha ha ha" response. Same shit you use on me, Hank.
10 years ago
so what is pascal's wager?
10 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal%27s_wager

Why don't you ever just use wikipedia on your own, vic?
10 years ago
^If God, you either waste your time worshiping or get to heaven. If no God, you either go to hell or get nothing (except no time wasted).
10 years ago
Oops. 'If God' should be 'If you believe' and 'If no God' should be 'If you don't believe'
10 years ago
ok chinaska did get me with "Datrooth" , I had to laugh at the one.
10 years ago
^^^^Vic needs a reason to talk sometimes.
10 years ago
"God is a concept by which we measure our pain"
10 years ago
god is afraid of me
10 years ago
i just wanted a quick, simple explanation, hank. didn't feel like looking throught the pages full of info for what i wanted to know most.
10 years ago
that's why i askes you all.
10 years ago
*asked
10 years ago
if it turns out there is a heaven that fuck better let me in
10 years ago
The whole concept of god is based on faith. While it is ruined by organized religion, as a man of science it is hard to believe that the natural wonders of this world all came to be on their own without some form of guidence. We were all given brains to figure it out on our own. I personally dont think it takes a genious to figure it out, but non-believers have almost a responsibility to redicule believers based on the finality of possibly being wrong.
10 years ago
I simply see no reason to believe.
10 years ago
that's ironic to me godzilla. As a man of science shouldn't you be open to better potential explanations than a miracley type god
10 years ago
"The Wager posits that it is a better "bet" to believe that God exists than not to believe, because the expected value of believing (which Pascal assessed as infinite) is always greater than the expected value of not believing."

Is that too much to read, Vic?
10 years ago
even if you can't comprehend the possible explanation for what you might see as guided..
10 years ago
i don't agree with that statement of mr. Pascal. you do lose something while believing.
10 years ago
That's your problem, Hank.
10 years ago
btw so i could just say "ok, i believe in god, but i won't follow his rules" do you think you'l lget into heaven? if you want to do it good, be a mormon! maybe then he'll let you in(according to southpark).
10 years ago
and hank, i already read it.
10 years ago
What's my problem, Manconfetti? That I see no reason to believe life as we know it was created by a conscious being?

Why would that possibly be a problem?
10 years ago
i could just pretend to believe, and go on with my life, and god will accept me?
10 years ago
Eternity is a long time. You guys better hope you are right.
10 years ago
i doubt it.
i'd rather burn in hell after a good life, than being submissive all my life and losing so much freedom, and then having a good 'afterlife'.
i think it's a better bet to just assume that god doesn't exist, and just live your life like you want it, than to fuck it all up just because their *might be* someone up there.
10 years ago
Don't lie Vic. You were waiting for it to be made into a movie, weren't you?
10 years ago
cause if he is not there, then you've wasted you're whole life on something that isn't even real.
10 years ago
damn interposters..
10 years ago
actually, i was waiting for the first-person shooter version of it.. hank.
10 years ago
Some people don't consider living a good wholesome life a waste.
10 years ago
"the finality of possibly being wrong."

"Eternity is a long time. You guys better hope you are right."

Again, the fear factor comes out. 'But, what if your wrong? You'll go to hell!'

Pretty weak.
10 years ago
with lots of blood and guts!
10 years ago
I was not useing it as an arguement or a scare tactic I was just saying is all.
10 years ago
1rish1, believing in a 'god' isn't a prerequisite to living a good, wholesome life. Lots of non-religious people live good, kind lives.
10 years ago
I just don't believe. It's not a choice, and I could pretend to believe, but I would know myself that it was a lie.
10 years ago
i dont know about god, i just like dem purdy pictures in the bible, jesus talks to me in my head he likes it when i fap
10 years ago
I never said it was I was refering only to Vic, and his insinuation that living his way is better than blah blah blah better afterlife something.
10 years ago
I will answer all your questions, Hank 'Spank-me' Chinaski, in a minute. I have a paper due in 40 minutes that's 60% done.
10 years ago
I am the last person in the world that should tell someone how to live their life "wholesomely" or "goodly" so I don't. To each his own. But I will say that if you are wrong, you'll have a long time to regret it.
10 years ago
i have an awesome fire retardant blanket so if i go to hell...i'm good
10 years ago
The whole idea of the conscious god in the Abrahamic religions who will punish you if you don't believe in him is just too ridiculous to even consider worrying about.
10 years ago
The bible says 'God created man in his image.', but it's really the other way around. Man created God in his image. God is the stern father figure who will punish you if you don't follow his rules/commandments.

It's just silly, and obviously so. I'm always shocked at how so many people can believe this nonsense.
10 years ago
agreed.
10 years ago
I think a lot people believe because it was what they were taught when they were young. They never revise it as they grow older. A lot of people who begin to believe as they get older do so as a last resort when they have nothing left to cling to, and their whole life has been broken. The former group of people continue to do so because when you get down to it the bible and a lot of other religions have a good base belief on how you should live or model your life. Don't lie, don't kill, don't steal. That kind of thing.
10 years ago
^Going to hell.
10 years ago
and irish, i'm not saying that my way of life is better than that of a believer. i'm just saying that i think it would be stupid to restrict yourself from doing things that some imaginary god dislikes. for examples, muslims are not allowed to drink alcohol(as far as i've heard)..
alcohol might not be the most wholesome thing, but it would be a shame to never try it because you're afraid it will cost you your ticket to 'paradise'.
10 years ago
religous nuts remind me too much of labotamy patients anyone else think so?
10 years ago
and that goes for a lot of things.
(don't bring up killing and stealing etc.)
10 years ago
i live a good wholesome life. i'm kind and generous to everyone i know. do i have to go to heck because i think christianity is a lie?
10 years ago
there eyes just glaze over when they talk about jesus's love hmmm sounds like your brains full of shit, love
10 years ago
Yes, don't lie, don't steal, don't kill, don't question authority, etc... Perfect system for the modern world.
10 years ago
Yes dik, you are going to hell. God told me.
10 years ago
you shouldn't live your whole life thinking about the next(which might not even be there).
10 years ago
It is a fish, eat the meat leave the bone.
10 years ago
Which means what?
10 years ago
snap! well if i'm goin to hell i might as well bring out the cruel
10 years ago
eh?
10 years ago
Nothing should be followed blindly. There are nuts on both sides. Vic I know what you are saying. As I said, I have no room to talk. I have done evil despicable things to my fellow man. I am just saying that it is a good system to bring up your children in and so forth.
10 years ago
fuck you shiteating godloving cuntfaced douchebags...suck it bitches
10 years ago
*brings out christ effigy
10 years ago
believe or not to believe, its all good. But I still dislike the religion of peace cause all it does is kill, one example is in this video.
10 years ago
*urinates on jesus
10 years ago
meat=the lie cheat kill thing
bone=light at the end of the tunnel stand in judgement thing
meat is meat
10 years ago
if they're was a god mork and mindy would never have been cancelled
10 years ago
Are you a christian, 1rish1?
10 years ago
you're seriously better off worshipping the godamned national geographic
10 years ago
Religion is all "following something blindly" Irish. You want to take the ethical system, but leave the rest. I don't think it works that way.
10 years ago
I love National Geographic.
10 years ago
or fucking archie
10 years ago
archie 7 :24
and jughead did declare that betty was not quite as hot as veronica
10 years ago
Gottlos tried to nail me down on that too. If I was I sure wouldn't admitt to it here in such a hostile ridicule filled environment. I will say that I was raised in an extremely church oriented atmosphere. I have since gone down an extremely dark path that I almost didn't make it back from. I have revised my outlook on life many times.
10 years ago
I have seen people who have had their entire life and body damaged irreversibly, both pray for help and curse God. For some reason though, when a man is at his lowest point, he looks that direction for either blame or for salvation.
10 years ago
That having been said, a lot of people who look for salvation soon forget about it once they get their life back on track.
10 years ago
Alright dik, that's just going too far!

Betty was way hotter!
10 years ago
Betty was hotter, but Veronica had money.
10 years ago
geez you guys still at it on this thread?
10 years ago
Geez, you still asking dumb questions BrainSpamuel?
10 years ago
yes. i am still asking dumb questions. BrainSpamuel is my favorite so far by the way. but you are still terrorism
10 years ago
..
irish was a crackwhore?

btw irish, they all look in 'that' direction, because they need someone to blaim, and they're sure as hell not gonna blaim themselves..
10 years ago
blaim? blame?
10 years ago
I AM TERRORISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahaha. I love it!
10 years ago
btw..


IRISH IS A CHRISTIAN! IRISH IS A CHRISTIAN!

nananananana!
10 years ago
god makes sense to some people and not to others. and i think that is that.all i know is that it had to have been god who made me. the rest of you all evolved from monkeys
10 years ago
I've never evolved and you can't make me.
10 years ago
Hold tight, Hank. I have to go withdraw from my algebra class before the final starts so I don't fail. MS has ruined me academically.
10 years ago
Ummmmmmm..... hi?
10 years ago
"if it turns out there is a heaven that fuck better let me in"

dik, you made me pee my shorts on that one.
10 years ago
Manicotti, I don't care about what you are going to say.
10 years ago
I understand that you're scared of having your misconceptions on Christianity shattered. But at least pretend to care--you owe your fucking posting rights on MS to me, you cock.
10 years ago
Again you take too much credit.

And I don't have any misconceptions about Christianity.
10 years ago
off the subject, has anyone else here ever intentionally thrown up there breakfast to make room for their last 3 beers so they can get buzzed and jack off before they start their day?
10 years ago
Brave WTF , don't do that, eat some shrooms and comment on mucho like chinaska does every day
10 years ago
^nevermind this guy, just carry on. ignore him.
10 years ago
don't carry on!! pay attention to me!!! god VIC!!! now they are all ignoring me!! thanks alot!!!
10 years ago
...What have I missed?
10 years ago
you've been trying to break up the conversationa few times now.
if you don't have anything worthy to say, just leave.
10 years ago
GraveSpatula is just a disruptive spam type weiner. All should ignore him.
10 years ago
that was aimed at samuel.
10 years ago
i have something to say to you vic. i have been coming to much for the last 4 years for all my, murder, rape, and foreign comercial vids. back when the background was lime green and there was ten percent of the porn ads, so call me noob all you want i don't care. in all that time i never felt the need to discuss theology on here because i have never seen any debates between people like you vic, that could be considered constructive (not to say they aren't entertaining). so excuse me for attempting a bit of levity you fucking tool ha ha ha also, it's your fault your daddy left you mom.
10 years ago
mucho* lol not much
10 years ago
DepravedSpammer is not your friend.
10 years ago
so.. what was your point again, samuel?
i'm not asking your dumb ass to join in on our discussion, noob. it's ok if you have nothing to add to it.. just don't try to ruin it for us, noob. feel free to join in, if you have something worthy to say.
10 years ago
ha ha ha Zing. not my favorite though china
10 years ago
my initial point in the convo was that there is alot of negative shit talking about peoples beliefs or dis beliefs, but that no ones beliefs are anymore rediculas than anyone elses (aside from fanatic terrorists) and anyone who thinks they are the exception is a close minded tool. hence LEVITY. also, my main point is, China Hank is terrorism
10 years ago
I AM TERRORISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 years ago
Religion, the opiate of the masses.
10 years ago
That's never been said before.
10 years ago
i love how the non religious can be so borderline finatic about religion. you guys should start terror bombing as well. then maybe the world will recognize you. until then, bet your last penny that politions will never advert thier agnostisism, or athism.
10 years ago
Do you not have spell check or did you try to spell every big word wrong?
10 years ago
Religious distress is at the same time the expression of real distress and the protest against real distress. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people. The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is required for their real happiness. The demand to give up the illusion about its condition is the demand to give up a condition which needs illusions.
10 years ago
i drink, irish. otherwise i am a fair speller and have a 137 iq and a 4.0 in all collegwe level english classes *swear to god* ha ha. no i don;t check spell check. also, with your cheeky, i am sorry your parents tried to force religion on you, but that doesn't mean others are wrong for believing in something. believe what you will about theology, but to believe some one is stupid for what they believe ,is idiocy. there is plenty of happiness and missery with or without the belief in god you fucking tool
10 years ago
i also like you irish. no matter what you say about me. for the simple fact that you are irish
10 years ago
Unfortunately for you then, I don't like you even though you are Irish. 137? That is really the best you could do?
10 years ago
my very best.
10 years ago
Retard.
10 years ago
I am pretty sure that my parents never tried to pass their religious beliefs onto me. They left that decision to me.

You do realise that I was quoting Marx don't you. Tosser.
10 years ago
same here^, and i thank them for it.
10 years ago
i love being an atheist.
10 years ago
oh yes, i realized that right off, cause i am a pinko commy faggot. and all pinko commy faggots recognize marxist ranting. cause us commy fucks are the biggest cock suckers there are. me and every other fuck that pays head to what karl marx had to say are sad faggot sacks cheeky
10 years ago
OOOOOOOOH SNAP! Are you gonna take that Cheeky?
10 years ago
I thought you said "to believe some one is stupid for what they believe ,is idiocy." Is that only selective you arse wipe? For all his faults Marx was spot on when it came to the sufferings of the european working class. Try growing up eejit of the week.
10 years ago
hahahah
10 years ago
"pinko commy faggot" What a fucking retard. Try using a spell check and we may believe you have an IQ above 25.
10 years ago
i meant theologically of coarse cheek. also, i promise me spelling is attributed to my drunkness. anyways, if communists had their way (or marx with his faggot utopia theory) i would not be able to make my way in the world, doing what i want to do and beating out the next guy to make my fortune. so their belief come between me, and my LIFE LIBERTY AND PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. so yea. fuck 'em
10 years ago
So it's selective then. There is no perfect system of government in this world sam. Only what people can make out of any situation they find themselves in. Communism is a dead theory to everyone except those who find themselves out of sync with capitalism.

Using the word faggot just makes you sound like a knob.
10 years ago
i use the word foggot to describe those who are too weak to go out and make it in the world on their own. capitalism is the only way in this world. day dreaming is for the weak. in nature, those who can capitalize on their; talent, strengths, luck or possition, survive. it's the way of the world. conform
10 years ago
No matter what you all have to say, vic, hank, dik etc. When a rapter is about to dig into your stomach, you will be praying to something. I am sure on your death bed hank you will be searching for something theological to hold onto. Oh, you are all "bad ass" now and dont believe. But there comes a time for us all when we get scared enough to think "hey, i am gonna pray for something."
10 years ago
Right, and what do you use the word faggot for tosser?
10 years ago
i might pray to god, accidentally. you're right, billy, i might. but even at that time, i still won't be a believer. i'm used to saying goddamnit, for god's sake, that kinda stuff, but that doesn't mean i really mean what i say.
when that raptor starts clawing at my guts, i'll probably want something to save me, but i'll know the last thing that'll save me then is gonna be god.
10 years ago
god doesn't exist, period.
10 years ago
How can you say that Victorious, do u think this girl bmobed hereself for nothing in this video? she did it cause in her religion it promises heaven if u bomb and kill the enemy, though she might be going to hell
10 years ago
damn it , I meant BOMBED fuck!!!!!!
10 years ago
so? how does that disprove my point?
10 years ago
"she did it cause in her religion it promises heaven if u bomb and kill the enemy"
exactly..
not the "promises" part.
10 years ago
*note
10 years ago
B-Mob. Dropping since war has existed. B-Mobed. Just sounds funny. Alright, input aside...continue this religion shit. You guys have made this a hit haha.
10 years ago
Saying things like "Jesus Christ" or "Oh my god" are conditioned, we hear it too much and it becomes natural. (US at least from what I've seen)
I don't believe in god because I don't think kindly of the christians.
People need to decide for themselves as to what is right and wrong, make your own morals. Don't follow these people who have morals that make them look ignorant at times.
Yes mucho and having morals doesn't go together, but it's how I get my kicks so that I don't wind up running down a busy street with a battleaxe.
10 years ago
Actually, Victorious, I do exist.
I created Heaven and the Earth. I, and I alone created all life on Earth, and lo, it was good!
Then, some Heebie guy called Moses ran up a mountain and claimed he spoke to me. WTF? He didn't speak to me (it must have been the opium), I was in Bali getting a suntan. Since that time, everybody looked to Heaven and asked me to cure every fucking problem under the sun. not a thought for what I wanted to do. Oh no, "Can thou cure my illness?" here and "Wilt thou show us the way?" there!
Well thou can all fucketh off, because I am the Creator, not the manager and I've moved down into Hell with the Devil. He sure knoweth how to throw a party down here!

Amen!
10 years ago
So you're not Oranjes minion then?
10 years ago
Heh heh, I just like to let him have his little power game. When I tire of him, I will smite him with a plague, or something like that.

Oh, and I'll summon up a buyer for Coventry before the weekend.
10 years ago
Thank the fucking lord. Make him a billionaire please.
10 years ago
No need to thank me, I get bored of hearing that one!

:)
10 years ago
Can someone give me the fucking Readers Digest version of the mountain of bytes above?

Oh and fuck off if you don't like me interposting, cunts.
10 years ago
It's not out 'til next month.

Oh and here, have a voltage spike!
10 years ago
Interpost away Jim
10 years ago
@K-Billy

You say not believing in god is "bad ass" like it's some kind of rebellion against one's father/authority.

That's not it. It's more like common sense. Nobody knows what the source of life is, but the whole god theory of the Abrahamic religions with their self-conscious, self-aware god/father figure sitting it judgement over us doesn't seem very likely to me. Rather, it's seems pretty fucking ridiculous.
10 years ago
@james, this convo in a nutshell;

god doesn't exist.
someone said we're wrong.
we pwned that guy.

end of story.
10 years ago
and Vic is gonna go to Hell.
10 years ago
Crack open the beers!
10 years ago
and irish is gonna suck imaginary god-cock just to make sure he won't..
10 years ago
IRISH IS A CHRISTIAN!! IRISH IS A CHRISTIAN!!

nananananaanaaa!
10 years ago
wait vic are u talking about me ? was I pwned? yeah maybe so I could not counter those wikipedia articles on god.
10 years ago
yep.. you and all the other 'believers'.. *disgusted expression*
10 years ago
Imma believer!! praise the lord!!
10 years ago
@hank. Not "god" but "something." I mean, what would you call a huge gamer that's actually running a simulation on THIS universe? God? Steve? Yak? Look, i'm saying that you dismiss it all to easy. How do you know what is, or is not? You can, of course turn the table's on that argument and ask me the same thing. But the point still stands whether there is a "book" that says so or not. We dont know Jack shit about this Universe. (although we might now because of that Surfer dude genius) The "bad ass" is just in reference to your utter flippant attitude towards anything that may or may not be true. Give faith a chance, because fuck all if you are right or wrong.
10 years ago
@ K-Billy "Give faith a chance"????? Faith in what? You just said yourself that we don't know jack shit about this universe. What would you have me put my faith in? And when people say 'God' they usually mean the god of the Abrahamic religions, which I believe to be a pretty juvenile concept, and obviously so, as I've already stated.
10 years ago
billy, there's no doubt that the bible was written by man..
so it's all still hear-say..
10 years ago
the bible doesn't prove shit.
10 years ago
correct me if i'm wrong, but this looks like india or pakistan to me, and seeing how the women don't wear headdresses, they're probably hindus.
10 years ago
i got that impression too, just seemed like hindu a magic trick watch me as i make the poltition disapear
10 years ago
actually saudi and Iraqi women aren;t required to cover their faces. it's the afgans that had to wear burkas. and only within the last 15 years. hindu's don't tend to bomb. because they have so many gods, and different hindu's place more value on different gods, they are much more tolerant of beliefs that differ from theirs. there are very few hindu fanatics. 98% of the time it's muslims.
10 years ago
or christians.

anyway, i wasn't talking about covering their face.
all muslim women have to wear headscarfs to cover their hair.
10 years ago
not all. shiites do i know that. not all sunnis do from what i understand. hence iraq and saudis
10 years ago
so my money would be on muslims. lol or christian ha ha.. but i am guessing muslim
10 years ago
I'm guessing everyone you come into contact with hates your constant lame attempts at sarcasm.

Ahh... I'm sorry if we didn't hit it off on the right foot. I "really" appreciate your opinion.

Haha. Your suck level is getting pretty high.
10 years ago
actually i am pretty well liked by my peers. but you are right, my personality is lacking. i owe most of my friends to my striking good looks.
10 years ago
and in all honesty china, i like you. do you like me?
10 years ago
I don't hate you as much as some other people. Possibly, I could see you not being a complete douchbag after you've settled down a bit.
10 years ago
"ACCEPT ME!! LOVE ME!!1"
hahahahahah
i couldn't help myself..
10 years ago
VIC! quit ruining shit for me! every so often there is a love match. and clearly china and i have found ours. so deal with it!
10 years ago
If you're a girl, show your tits. Otherwise, fuck off.
10 years ago
okay. i am fucking off for today, talk to all you wonderful cunts later!
10 years ago
Good riddance!
10 years ago
I'm guessing that BraveSamuel has never actually been to Saudi.
10 years ago
This could be Kashmir, Assam or any other part of the Indian border regions. Theres a lot of insurgent activity in all their border states. Plus a maoist movement.
10 years ago
I think this Faguel guy could be our new bitcho.
10 years ago
lmao

"If you're a girl, show your tits. Otherwise, fuck off."

im gonna use that next time im out, i thought "want to come back to my house and watch my cat do backflips" was a good line
10 years ago
i have never been to saudi arabia no. i was employed buy a saudi once, and we became chums. and i flew to morocco and stayed for 2days and 1 night when i worked at united. so i've been to the middle east technically. have you cheek? by the by, american dune coons are WAY hotter than the authentic. WAY WAY hotter.
10 years ago
Only the once and pretty much every woman is covered up and chaperoned. There are religious police everywhere. Put it this way, I would never consider going again.
10 years ago
damn this thread is long, all I wanted to point out is that the religion of peace is dangerous, but chinaska had to start some shit
10 years ago
I mean to write this comment on my thread,
10 years ago
DOH!
10 years ago
hahahahahahahahah
morocco? the middle east?
hahahahhaha!!
10 years ago
Religion is always subverted by those who have their own aims.
10 years ago
maybe you should take a look at the world map, you topography noob!
10 years ago
Didn't have the heart to tell him it was North Africa. I guess it's where he got his misguided views on saudi womens apparel.
10 years ago
you tool north africa, (morocco, egypt and everything in between) is the considered middle east.
10 years ago
check wikipedia tool
10 years ago
No, not middle east.
10 years ago
i think you're talking about the G8 definition of the 'greater middle-east', noob.
the traditional middle-east doesn't include morocco, noob.
10 years ago
noob.
10 years ago
No. It's North Africa you tit.
10 years ago
definitely.
10 years ago
ha ha wow, are you fucking kidding me? seriously, check, morocco is considered the middle east, as well as egypt, lybia algeria and every other headliner in world news. it has been the middle east since the romans first occupied it. you tools
10 years ago
and as some one who visited the place personally, i can tell you it is majority hindi and musilum. so what is the fucking argument?
10 years ago
and sorry for spamming but vic, by the "g8 definition", afganistan, pakistan and india are only part of the greater middle east. so what is your point?
10 years ago
Hindi a majority religion in Morocco? Are you sure you didn't go to Bradford instead.

Lets see what Wikipedia says on the subject. First of all Morocco:
Morocco (Arabic: المغرب), officially the Kingdom of Morocco (Arabic: المملكة المغربية), is a country in North Africa with a population of 33,241,259. It has a coast on the Atlantic Ocean that reaches past the Strait of Gibraltar into the Mediterranean Sea. Morocco has international borders with Algeria to the east, Spain to the north (a water border through the Strait and land borders with two small Spanish autonomous cities, Ceuta and Melilla), and Mauritania to the south.

Next, Algeria:
Algeria (Arabic: الجزائر, Al Jaza'ir IPA: [ɛlʤɛˈzɛːʔir], Berber: Image:Algeria in Tifinagh.svg, Dzayer [ldzæjər]), officially the People's Democratic Republic of Algeria, is the second largest country on the African continent. It is bordered by Tunisia in the northeast, Libya in the east, Niger in the southeast, Mali and Mauritania in the southwest, and Morocco as well as a few kilometers of the Western Sahara in the west.

Now, Libya:
Libya (Arabic: ليبيا Lībiyā; Libyan vernacular: Lībya; Amazigh: ⵍⵉⴱⵢⴰ), officially the Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya ( الجماهيرية العربية الليبية الشعبية الإشتراكية العظمى ‎ Al-Jamāhīriyyah al-`Arabiyyah al-Lībiyyah aš-Ša`biyyah al-Ištirākiyyah al-`Udhmā), is a country in North Africa. Bordering the Mediterranean Sea to the north, Libya lies between Egypt to the east, Sudan to the southeast, Chad and Niger to the south, and Algeria and Tunisia to the west.

How about Egypt:
Egypt (Egyptian: Kemet; Coptic: Ⲭⲏⲙⲓ Kīmi; Arabic: مصر Miṣr ; Egyptian Arabic: Máṣr), officially the Arab Republic of Egypt, is a country in North Africa that includes the Sinai Peninsula, a land bridge to Asia. Covering an area of about 1,001,450 square kilometers (386,560 sq mi), Egypt borders Libya to the west, Sudan to the south, and the Gaza Strip and Israel to the east. The northern coast borders the Mediterranean Sea and the island of Cyprus; the eastern coast borders the Red Sea.

Conclusive proof, if any was needed, that BraveSamuel doesn't know his arse from his elbow. Oh, I forgot about the Romans. They came from what is now known as Italy, that's in Europe.
10 years ago
what? where was your proof? are you retarded? the middle east is not a continent. all the middle east belongs to either eurasia or north africa. what did all that prove about anything? seriously
10 years ago
That you are retarded. Seriously. I just went with what you suggested.

In your remarkably stupid view of the world the middle east would stretch from Morocco to Indonesia because it conforms to your poor idea of where things actually are in the world.
10 years ago
what? what the fuck are you talking about? you are arguing just to argue. the middle east consists of eurasian countries and some south african countries. morocco is one of them. look it up. call me what ever you want. comment about my statements, beliefs or even my SN (as so many have). but arguing over geography is stupid, you can't win. you are wrong
10 years ago
I'm saying you are a fuckwit of the highest order. You state "check wikipedia tool", so I check wikipedia to confirm my view that Morocco etc are African. Hey presto I'm correct and you are a twat.
10 years ago
yes, cheese tits. they are african! and STILL PART OF THE MIDDLE EAST! see the thing with the funny shapes? that's a map tool. see the green portion? that's the middle FUCKING east! lol you are such a tool. just say, "sam you are right about morocco being the middle east, but you are wrong about everything else and i hate you" or something. but don't keep disagreeing with what is a fact, just to argue with what i am saying, cause i am BOUND to be right some time
10 years ago
How can I make this simple for you to understand?

THEY. ARE. FUCKING. AFRICAN.

Where are you from, twat? At what godforsaken school did they teach you geography? They maybe ARABIC but they are not, I repeat not, in the middle fucking east. Period. End of story. That's all she wrote.
Jesus fucking christ.
10 years ago
Sammy's probably American, Cheeky, Geography is not the forte of many American'ts
10 years ago
at this point i believe you are simply faking ignorance. the MIDDLE EAST IS NOT A CONTINENT! morocco IS AFRICAN and part of the MIDDLE EAST! and yes i am American.
10 years ago
here is my proof you tool http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ec/GreaterMiddleEast2.png
10 years ago
Morocco is not part of the middle east. And Hindu is not a major religion there. You are wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_east
10 years ago
Give me fucking strength. A fucking theory proposed by the Bush administration should be accepted as a geographical certainty? Get real you fucking knob end. Nobody apart from the US accepts this half baked idea. What a fucking prick.

By the way, when you do post a link make sure it fucking works, you eejit.
10 years ago
What a fucking douche, LameSpangle. You dumbass. Going on an and about how it's a fact that can't be argued with, and you are just flat out fucking wrong. Look at the map on the link I provided. That is the middle east. Jesus, check your fucking facts before you make a fool out yourself next time.
10 years ago
"by the "g8 definition", afganistan, pakistan and india are only part of the greater middle east. so what is your point?"
my point is, that you're a dumbass who doesn't know how to read a map, and you are the one who's just "arguing to argue", because we've proven you wrong since the start, noob.
btw since when has india been part of the middle-east, noob? god, you're dumb.
10 years ago
admit defeat, noob.
10 years ago
morocco part of the middle east? tsk tsk
10 years ago
That woman in the pink at the end should be captured and blown up for being too fucking stupid to vacate the room quick enough!
10 years ago
thats justice for ya
10 years ago
It looks like she got hung up on that high quality plastic patio chair.
10 years ago
Who doesn't love high quality plastic?
10 years ago
Damn, I couldn't track the head. -Little help?
10 years ago
i tried, but it looked like she was still in one part when she hit the ground.. no flying heads or anything :(
10 years ago
the upper part of the vid got cutted so you cant see it here..
10 years ago
trust me, her head bounced like in 2 walls before it hit some guy in the head crawling on the floor
10 years ago
Good riddance to morons and politicians
10 years ago
When there is a problem.
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