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Girlfriend Wants An All Over Tan?

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by cheekycov

submitted November 24th 2007

32 comments
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Girlfriend Wants An All Over Tan?
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comments (32)
No shit, I was wondering when someone would reinvent the spool of thread.
10 years ago
AAAHHAHAHA!
10 years ago
i give that a light chuckle
10 years ago
hahahaha she's going to have a spool tan line IN her ass
10 years ago
Don't buy this shit. I'll hold em for ya. Provided you're of the lady type.
10 years ago
What if shes a lard ass with anal herpes?
10 years ago
I think thats what archman is hoping for
10 years ago
good point
10 years ago
No, no point.
10 years ago
TINY POINT
10 years ago
like the one at the end of your penis?
10 years ago
well played, sir
10 years ago
Foul ball your all out.
10 years ago
Where were the other two strikes?
10 years ago
Just a tiny bit strange. Looks like a spool that thread goes on. And you can have it for the low price of 3 payments of $19.99
10 years ago
It's french, so that €19.99 so like $3,000 with inflation.

Is the secondary spool that you put in to get rid of the spool circles thrown in for free?
10 years ago
Cotton reels are free once you've used all the cotton off them , you can also make a racer from them too - http://www.things2make.com/Things2make_files/Instructions%20over%205/Cottonreelracers.htm
10 years ago
Why yes ChxMex thank you for reminding me, the second spool is totally free as long as you call before we end this commercial.
10 years ago
Wait aren't people paying money to bleach their assholes, not tan them??
10 years ago
Only in Michael Jackson's case.
10 years ago
Starrsky, now your secret is out. Now everyone knows that your brown hole is now an off white.
10 years ago
can you imagine how painfull it would be to get sunburned there...?
10 years ago
you'd have to lie on your belly all day
10 years ago
That woman will never wanna pull that spool out.
10 years ago
one good thing about being black.. we NEVER burn. we just get darker and darker till we simply dissappear in the night!
10 years ago
If you want to tan your crack, just moon the sun doggystyle.
10 years ago
Mr Surfer, You really need a different avatar. The current one freaks me out.
10 years ago
agreed
10 years ago
Very Creepy indeed
10 years ago
so its about havin the nicest avatar?
10 years ago
^yours sucks.
10 years ago
Um....What about the circular bits of flesh on each cheek that the spool is covering.
Good job douchebag now you have white circles on the inside of each ass cheek.
10 years ago
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