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African shaman performing levitation

If you've never been to Africa, then don't say "fake."

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by pricklypete

submitted November 23rd 2007

31 comments
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He needs a more useful superpower...
10 years ago
Laser nipples
10 years ago
Invisibility - but only when people aren't looking.
10 years ago
Hey, you leave my nipples out of this.
10 years ago
PALE FORCE!
10 years ago
fire crotch; ACTIVATE!
10 years ago
Superhuman anti-AIDS hormones - He'd be invincible
10 years ago
Actually, approximately 1 in 10 people from Europe and western Asia are resistant (in some cases, basically immune) to HIV.
10 years ago
where did you here that? sounds like bs.
10 years ago
It is not 1 out of 10 but a few families in the deep aids infested continent of Africa are immune to the disease, but they are still niggers.
10 years ago
So... WHY do I need to have visited Africa to know that this bullshit is fake?
10 years ago
i agree. it's like the same concept of those russian dolls all stacked within each other. each one the lesser of the last one untill you get to zero. this shaman hung on wires in the dark with flickering fire distractions is like david blaine except worse. how could david blaine be worse than he is? make him a nigger and give him national geographic legitamacy. shocked? i'm not. same as when the reality show in the states called "flava of love "created a spin off called "i love new york." staring one of the lesser parasites from the original show. i don't understand the evolution of this shit but i heard it's the same way simian immuno virus of monkeys leaped and mutated to be able to infect people and became the human immuno virus.
10 years ago
lolwut
10 years ago
i visited egypt, is that good enough?
10 years ago
pete, you dumbfuck.
10 years ago
He is obviously being lifted by the hot air of the fire, like a hot air balloon. They sould have pissed on the fire so he would fall on his ass sooner.
10 years ago
I really hope you aren't being serious, that just may have been the dumbest shit I have ever heard. I'm just going to assume that was a joke... Lolz, that was good.
10 years ago
id like to have one of those frogs you get high when you lick
10 years ago
woudn't it be nice if pussy was like one of those frogs too! except rather than a hallucinogen when you lick it, it would be like an olfactory anesthetic and local antibiotic and give pleasure back the giver... back to the rapee.
10 years ago
Didnt you all HEAR what he SAID?! It's DOCUMENTED in the BIBLE!!! There is absolutely NO DOUBT that this is REAL!
10 years ago
if god is real, how can this not be!?
10 years ago
The Shamen rock !! i really like Boss Drum and Ebeneezer Goode
10 years ago
I guess it only works at night.
10 years ago
ofcourse.
10 years ago
I bet he does the same thing when Maury tells him he's not the father.
10 years ago
FAKE!

The “shaman” is being lifted by a wire hung from a fork lift or even a tree.

You can see him swaying and can easily determine his center of gravity.

The fire is used to make the camera iris darken the picture to help hide the wire.

In the final scene the “shaman” just jumped and the shot is edited to pick up only his descent.

Finally the “money shot” is inexplicably brighter in an obvious attempt to sale the viewers on its legitimacy.

NEXT!
10 years ago
next time put the rope on his neck and lift him higher up that'll be good african tribal swinging tv
10 years ago
FAKE...why, do you ask?..BECAUSE PEOPLE CANT FLY,...i dont have to visit the land of more than usual backwards niggers to know that!
10 years ago
And why did he fall at the end? they weren't meant to cut the wire quite so soon!
10 years ago
this is how dik goes to the beerstore.
10 years ago
You'd think that if he levitated by his own magic powers that he could be a bit more stable?
10 years ago
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