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Halflife in 60 Seconds

Pretty much exactly the game.

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by yak

submitted November 21st 2007

130 comments
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blah blah blah indeed.
10 years ago
No way you can tell the Half-Life story from anything but first person perspective.
10 years ago
Nonsense. And also nonsense that there's really much of a "story" to begin with. Rather than having an actual, solid story, Valve relies on vagaries and lack of depth to create interest.
10 years ago
lol thats funny, because im pretty sure you're in the minority on that one. Just because you're too dense to pick up the plot of the story doesn't mean its fucking vague. There's a lot to it, and if you dont have the attention span to find all the things that bring the story together in the game then you should be taking up an activity thats based more on your IQ level.... like finger painting.
10 years ago
be careful there bub, he bites back. Well... Sometimes...
10 years ago
Anyway. The first half life scared the shit out of me in several parts. It was a pretty bad ass game at the time, and the plot was good enough to keep me interested.
10 years ago
did you really just tell me to be careful? with tired guy? bigger men have handled him much more rough than even i ever could, if you know what i mean. *wink wink nudge nudge*
10 years ago
besides im so sick of every condescending sentence that spurts out of that blab-hole of his.
10 years ago
i have to agree with smatchy here, half-life sure did have a good storyline, and an even more interesting way of letting you participate in it, so tiredguy must've missed that entirely..
10 years ago
Steam is a complete hassle.
10 years ago
"a complete hassle"?
10 years ago
Ever bought a game on Steam? It takes about 8 seconds, and although downloading it can take a couple hours afterward, it's still a hell of a lot easier than going to the store (or ordering one), then inserting the fucking disc(s) to install it, and again every time you play the thing... Or hunting down no-CD shit... Once in awhile the Steam servers are down though, and when they are it's a total pain in the ass, yeah...
10 years ago
and you can install that game anywhere you want without having to take the dvd with you.
10 years ago
"Bought a game"?
10 years ago
yeah, bought a game. like he said.
10 years ago
"Like he said?"
10 years ago
"HankChinaski?"
10 years ago
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10 years ago
"""?
10 years ago
< ? >
10 years ago
</?>
10 years ago
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10 years ago
wanko's out!
10 years ago
"I'm still in?"
10 years ago
"yes"!
10 years ago
"Yeah!" *Does a little dance*
10 years ago
i had a bit of a hassle on steam the other week, they have titan quest and titan quest immortal throne for 29$ so i figure, i'll buy a couple copies, one for me one for deja and one for a friend... tried using paypal, and while 2 of them worked one of them would refuse to... so i had to call up paypal and they were like 'nope should be fine' BUT IT WASN'T! :P
anyway, steam is a great idea, what they should do is make a few games come out 1 or 2 days before the shelf release date, although that might get a bit insane for them...
downloading a game at 500K/s tho from steam isn't that bad at all in my opinion, especially when the checkout is generally quite painless...

not sure how you can not like halflife tho tiredguy.. i think its pretty immersive (at least halflife 2 seems to be), since we bought a couple copies of orange box... although portal is pretty awesome... i'm just waiting for our warhammer beta keys and for warhammers beta to relaunch so we can play it ;/
10 years ago
What's 'steam'?
10 years ago
steams a video game distribution site, also lets you 'chat' while playing various games etc with their own instant messaging client... i believe its http://www.steampowered.com/ ?
10 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_%28content_delivery%29
10 years ago
Wow. That looks exciting.
10 years ago
Or fun.
10 years ago
Or something.
10 years ago
I'm gonna buy something.
10 years ago
consumist
10 years ago
Hank doesn't even know what Slimbrowser is , he's hardly likely to know steam is he.......
10 years ago
Elchris, you mean 'Consumer', and no I don't know what slim browser is. I haven't bothered to look it up yet, either. Is this thing so common?
10 years ago
i meant consumist
10 years ago
Ok, I looked it up. It's just another web browser. So what?

Don't act like it's such a big deal, Fries, you faggot.
10 years ago
"Consumist" isn't a word.
10 years ago
sounds like a word. i keep mixing the languages
10 years ago
dictionary.com
10 years ago
no thanks.
10 years ago
Your loss.
10 years ago
only the cool kids don't want to learn proper english!
10 years ago
The only funny thing, when you first hear the gun noises... That was really unexpected. I actually lolled.
10 years ago
hahaha thos whole animation was hilarious and ive never even played halflife!


it fits with most fps
10 years ago
the first half seemed to fit well with the Doom story, too.
10 years ago
Half-Life is the alltime greatest video game series
10 years ago
sort of..
10 years ago
i want to get into video games. I'm not up to date though. I should just say, up front that I really regret my mother circumsizing me. i want to know what it would be like to feel things again.
10 years ago
so what game system do you reccomend?
10 years ago
you scare me^

otherwise; try xbox 360, or just a pc game. 360 is the only one with actual good games on the market right now, wii and ps3 are both not there yet..
10 years ago
i prefer pc games though.
10 years ago
hahah this was funny as hell!
"hai, ich bin Alyx" and "blablabla, mr freeman" really had me laughing. funny shit.
10 years ago
"Gordon's alive !"
10 years ago
oh wait thats Flash Gordon....
10 years ago
They should have spent at least a 1/3 of the video showing him hacking the wall with his crowbar. I always loved doing that.
10 years ago
What's Half-Life?
10 years ago
How long your life will be if you keep messin' with Plantshit.
10 years ago
damn you, hank, you wouldn't play it before!
10 years ago
Is that the game you were talking about?
10 years ago
yeah, you noob!
10 years ago
you should just try playing a goddamn videogame for a change ;D
10 years ago
dare to cross that line hank, is it that bad to try something new?
10 years ago
No, it's good. That doesn't mean I have to try everything. For me, having sex with a Thai tranny would be new, but that doesn't mean I have any interest in doing so.

10 years ago
Not trying to see up schoolgirls' skirts when they ride past me on their bikes would be new, but....nope. No interest in trying that.
10 years ago
Maybe I should post 'First!' some time. That would be new.
10 years ago
i was too busy playing q3 arena the whole time people where going crazy about this game. (>.<) so the question is re-iterated, what is half-life? (and i don't plan to mess with no plantshit... ewww)
10 years ago
but the getting banned part wouldn't be new, right?
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
Ever play Counter Strike Hank? HL is from the same engine.
10 years ago
hahahahahahahahah hank playing counter strike? hahaha!
10 years ago
Hahahahahahahahah!! Me playing Couter Strike? Hahahaha.

No.
10 years ago
Cooter Strike sounds ok.
10 years ago
hank does not dare to try any other form of entertainment than his trustful books!
10 years ago
bookwurm :D
10 years ago
I watch movies. I hike on the mountain by my house. I take my dog to the park. All very entertaining.
10 years ago
argh, you get my point, noob!
10 years ago
I don't think you get mine.
10 years ago
oh, i do.

i still want you to try at least one half life game!
10 years ago
it's better than sex with a thai tranny!
10 years ago
Why don't you try to convert dik?
10 years ago
hmm haven't tried that yet. but that doesn't matter. my goal is to let you try one good game.
10 years ago
I like backgammon, chess, cribbage, hide and seek, trivial pursuit, monopoly, chinese checkers.

I'd like to learn Mah Jong, but it looks pretty difficult.
10 years ago
i used to play video games waaaay back when i was in my 20's. The sports games were all too easy. and now it seems like games IU'd be into like Call of Duty which my kid has, is just too hard
10 years ago
I'd*
10 years ago
don't take every word i say literally , for once, hank. noob.
10 years ago
ever played half life 1 or 2, dik? you should try it ;D
10 years ago
it's single player, so it can't be too hard.
10 years ago
When I have kids, I'm not going to buy them any video games.
10 years ago
How should I take your words, Vic?
10 years ago
you'll buy them video games hank. When you see how much it makes them go away
10 years ago
besides if you don't get them video games and nikes and all that shiznit they'll think they're losers
10 years ago
not gonna buy them that junk
10 years ago
yeah, and it seems that if you give them video games and shit they will end up growing up like most of us ms users ;/
INCENTIVE RIGHT THERE!
10 years ago
i'm talking about you twisting my words. you know i meant videogames, instead of normal boardgames or whatever.
10 years ago
Games are games.
10 years ago
Some are just more mentally stimulating than others.
10 years ago
but i wasn't talking about other games than videogames, you noob.
10 years ago
You weren't?
10 years ago
Hanks "Amiga" wont be able to run counter strike.
10 years ago
What are you talking about, Cockfuck?
10 years ago
cars are cars, hank, but a 4WD is not a truck.
10 years ago
hmm, let's try "a formula 1 racing car is not a convertible."
10 years ago
All games are games, but not all games are interesting. Therefore, video games suck.
10 years ago
^that doesn't make sense.
10 years ago
you can't say "Therefore, video games suck."
...
hank, at least try!
10 years ago
btw you have no frickin clue if they suck or not, know why? you've never tried one.. never!
10 years ago
plus, videogames differ immensely.
10 years ago
noob
10 years ago
::searches for torrent of Total Recall dubbed in German::

::Fails:: Damn - that would've been sweet.
10 years ago
in germany, all movies are dubbed in german..
10 years ago
Dubbed movies are fucking lame. Subtitles are much better. IMO
10 years ago
yep, it's funny, every celebrity has his own voice-over person in germany.
10 years ago
the german john wayne, for example.
10 years ago
Yeah, it's really weird to watch American tv shows and movies dubbed into Japanese. I don't like it.
10 years ago
ya i can't watch a dubbed movie at all
10 years ago
Dik, why don't you go check plantshit's comments in the pumpkin thread and weigh in with a comment or two.
10 years ago
i don't mind watching some movies dubbed, i usually prefer subbed.. but sometimes i'm watching them late and don't feel like reading :P
10 years ago
reading is hard
10 years ago
I think it depends what languages your dealing with. If was a German movie dubbed in English, it would bother me as much. Maybe it's because I live here that seeing japanese people all speaking english bothers me.
10 years ago
yah, dik, get your ass to that thread, NOW!!
10 years ago
dubbed movies are lame.. you're sure to miss a lot of jokes or lines, because of bad translation, or because of lack of expression in the voice, for instance, the japanese usually have lots of emotion in their voices in movies, but the dubbed version are always so tame..
10 years ago
same can be said about poor subtitles.... if you watch any anime you'll know what i mean..
10 years ago
i know what you mean.
10 years ago
It's fun to compare what they are actually saying and what the subtitles say.
10 years ago
anime is for noobs
10 years ago
Oh, no you didn't!
10 years ago
dik, you anime-noob!
10 years ago
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