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Bike Thief Owned

I guess he should have looked around a bit more before trying to steal stuff.

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by yak

submitted November 21st 2007

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Ahahahaha. What a dumbass. I hope he was bleeding badly when this was all done. Don't mess with people that work for a living.
10 years ago
looks like they were working pretty hard
10 years ago
Don't mess with union guys?
10 years ago
Though I think the guy in gray was non-union since he could actually move his ass.
10 years ago
The guy in the gray hoodie was a street hustler, that’s why he moves so fast. How else do you think he can get away from the cops? He was hustling the other guys that are union in the dice game. The street hustler wouldn't normally give a fuck that a bike is being stolen...but he won that bike, so he's not going to let someone else lift what he just hustled from some working chumps. The union guys helped out because they want to try and win their bike and money back so they can feed they're families this Thanksgiving. But that didn't work, so they had to explain why they have no money for turkey or bikes for Christmas for the kids. They are so embarrassed, now they want to strike because they need some extra time off to win all the money back from the hustlers because they can't find cheap crap at Canal St. anymore because fucking Gullianni shut that shit down and there are no more good knockoff Guess watches for cheap anywhere. Now these poor bastards in China have nobody to buy the knockoff watches anymore so they have to become street hustlers as well so they can buy fireworks for the Chinese New Year or they will have to explain to their families why they can't eat duck this year. All they can do now is give they're kids some crappy Guess watches that they can't sell anyway. So they’re kids are all pissed now and they have to sell Chiclets to foreigners like the Mexican kids do at Tijuana. Now the Mexican kids are pissed because the Chinese are buying all the Chiclets just like they buy all the oil. So they can’t stay in Mexico anymore and have to cross the border to the US so they can be adopted and go on vacations to China with their new American families that want to show them how fortunate they are that they now have American parents, but they don’t care. They just want to get back at the kids in China for buying all the Chiclets and kick their asses and this was the only way. Now we have a Mexican child epidemic in China and nobody knows what to do. So I want to start a “Bring a Mexican kid back to Mexico because they are lost in China” foundation. And I will be accepting donations and have a web site posted soon. Thank you.
10 years ago
What?
10 years ago
bukkake has ALOT of time on his hands. stay at home dad maybe?
10 years ago
That dude in the grey hoodie should be in the olympics.
10 years ago
Fuck yeah, he closed in on him in no time. Unless the jackass just couldn't ride a bike.
10 years ago
Stealing is just like riding a bike. Oh, wait...
10 years ago
hahaha his buddy just left him there.
10 years ago
they didnt kick his ass for enough time
10 years ago
since they didn't really show anything...the only credit i give is to the band Queen...if it wasn't for them, this vid would suck ass!!!
10 years ago
I was hoping they would got to him in the parking lot
10 years ago
I fucking HATE thieves! It's like a homeless/addict tax.
I'll concede that cutting both their hands off is a bit harsh for a 1st offense, but at least 1 finger for each instance would work well.
10 years ago
Agreed, the finger that's cut off should then be grafted onto their forehead.
10 years ago
Good thing the theifs stupidity worked for the bike owner.
10 years ago
Nice song!
10 years ago
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