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Topgun is Gay

This is a tom Cruise

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by StretchNuts

submitted November 18th 2007

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I have used these exact comments to try to explain the exact same thing about this movie.
10 years ago
To be an Airforce jet pilot you have to meet certain height/weight restrictions, and have a referral by a congressman to be accepted into the Academy. Oh yeah, and you have to have 20/20 vision without glasses or surgery. I requestd info from them and realized I was too tall, too heavy(200 lbs), too blind, and way too cool to fly their jets made for gnomes. Fuck you USAF!
10 years ago
PS, Irish sees gayness around every corner, and in every mirror.
10 years ago
Did they also mention you weren't gay enough Rolly ?
10 years ago
Roland, they're Naval aviators, not Air Force.
10 years ago
They say there's no wrong hole in the Navy...
10 years ago
i fucking hate it when people say top gun was air force. all the air force had was "iron eagle."
10 years ago
Fuck you, Roland.
10 years ago
I didn't say Top Gun was USAF, just that I checked into going to the Academy.
10 years ago
God, all this top gun airforce stuff is gay!
10 years ago
You ever been in a cockpit before?
10 years ago
Who, me?
10 years ago
Cockpit is the nick name for Roland's ass.
10 years ago
I fucking hate this movie; most overrated ever, except maybe for Independence Day.
10 years ago
Great soundtrack, though.
10 years ago
Most overrated ever? You must be shitting me. There are other serious contenders for that title, like Pulp Fiction and The Big Lebowski.
10 years ago
Possibly one of the worst films ever committed to celluloid has just been on TV over here. XXX 2.
10 years ago
I think this movie was made for those fags who wank over airplanes. There's one in every highschool who thinks he's the shit because he knows what year the F-shitteen was decommissioned and if the soviet version was better and blah blah blah and he ends up working as a telemarketer and living in a dirty shithole apartment.
10 years ago
I think you'll find it was an F-14 Tomcat actually.





Can I interest you in timeshare?
10 years ago
If Tom Cruise is gay then John Amos is black...er...nevermind.
10 years ago
The Beach Volleyball scene is probably the gayest thing in this naval aviation advert.
10 years ago
I hate Quintan Tarantino.
10 years ago
Yeah, but his brother Quentin makes cool movies.
10 years ago
Nah, even he sucks shit.
10 years ago
He sucked shit for Deathproof
10 years ago
Ahhh, but he kicked ass in Four Rooms.
10 years ago
what movie is the quentin tarantino part from anyway?
10 years ago
I hate Quentin Tarantino.
10 years ago
who cares its just a old crappy movie.
10 years ago
why is plant shit aways bears?
10 years ago
Plantshit is, was and always will be bears. Research before posting, please.
10 years ago
My bad.
10 years ago
Yeah, there is an epic tale behind it.
10 years ago
like lord of the rings epic?
10 years ago
No, Dune epic.
10 years ago
I was thinking more along the lines of Full House epic. Bob Saget and John Stamos rules!
10 years ago
Or maybe Fresh Prince epic?
10 years ago
sword fighting is not gay. is sword fighting gay? like if you aren't hard.
10 years ago
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