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Rootman

This would suck to have... This guys body is basically turning into the texture of wood... Why is it always 3rd world countries that have these weird afflictions?

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by yak

submitted November 16th 2007

43 comments
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With all that growth he might think about building himself some nice furniture to put on that front porch.
10 years ago
whammy
10 years ago
Got wood?
10 years ago
Yea, hes like a super hero.
10 years ago
*Gasp* So Treebeard could be real?!
10 years ago
How much for his daughter?
10 years ago
2 dolla!
10 years ago
FAKE. so how does he put on his shirt and pants or have a good fap ??
10 years ago
he doesn't.
10 years ago
His dick probably turned into a tree root anyway...
If it didn't, he'd probably get splinters...
10 years ago
Only when he shits.
10 years ago
Must be too much fiber in his diet.
10 years ago
free trip?
10 years ago
never seen anything like that before.
I wonder how he rolls his doobies
10 years ago
i think he should lay off the drugs if thats what it does to him
10 years ago
those were some cool gloves
10 years ago
They cut out the scene of him trick-or-treating in the village.
10 years ago
maybe a fungus infection?
time to go to the hosptial
10 years ago
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright. So is that fruits he has all over his face? They sure look nice and juicy.
10 years ago
He can't work or support his children? Isn't there a circus in town?
10 years ago
what an great gift, in some years he would have fullbody root armour. How cool isnt that.
10 years ago
only problem will be that he can't move.
10 years ago
the first man that ever became a tree.
10 years ago
but the ents in lotr could move *im confused*
10 years ago
this is not an ent, plantshit.
10 years ago
A true lawn jockey.
10 years ago
talking tree = ent
10 years ago
this is just a fucking weird thread ;/
10 years ago
no, ents were not trees, plantshit, haven't you ever seen the movies/read the books?
10 years ago
Erm....Ents don't really exist Plantshit.
10 years ago
in his dreams they do.
10 years ago
hey!? did you beat me to it, yak?
10 years ago
i wouldn't want to be bitchslapped by that guy..
10 years ago
Rootman sounds like a Mucho username, ut cold you imagine him trying to comment?...

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10 years ago
*but could - fucking alcoholic keyboard
10 years ago
haha yeah
10 years ago
Im calling fake on this one.. you can see under his feet its normal skin.. wtf... granted the soles of the fett are the thickest skin but his hands are the second thickest so they shouldnt be as bad as they are and youd be bale to see some of the skin there also..

and so since theyre morons and thought "hey lets make up an illness and try to make money off it by gluing bark to our skin... but wait it would be painful to walk on the bark so lets leave it off the soles of the feet... no one will notice.." ugh FAAAAKE!
10 years ago
you have a point there, but i'm not convinced. it looks real to me.
10 years ago
It's obviously the fakiest fake since the Genesis jibba jabba. I'd like to see how he managed to put up his shirt and pants with such huge hands and feet. Plus the interview sounds quite amateurish.
10 years ago
yeah, because there's no one around him that has normal hands..
/sarcasm
10 years ago
Wheres the chick who gave him some pussy?
10 years ago
She must have one hell of a bush.
10 years ago
makes me think mutants...like the xmen type. they are here.
10 years ago
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