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Edward Penishands

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A porn classic, Edward Penishands!

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by yak

submitted November 14th 2007

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Was this before the big anal sex boom in porn? I remember this one from long ago.
10 years ago
Back when carpets were in style
10 years ago
This IS a classic.
10 years ago
The only way you could make this better would be to have Vincent Price walk, do his cackle from Thriller, and fall down dead with a hard-on.
10 years ago
*walk in
10 years ago
Actually having him walk would be a major achievement in itself.
10 years ago
haha, that does change the meaning, doesn't it?
10 years ago
Jeez, i so need to get a pair of penis hands, mine is all deformed and riddled with unsightly scars.
10 years ago
You know, I don't normally go for the dark ladies, but that one was pretty fucking hot.
10 years ago
FINALLY!


welcome to the family smerfy poo
10 years ago
Hey, I've said that before about some of the black chicks that show up on this site. Most of the time I'm just not that attracted to them.
10 years ago
Now this, should win an academy award, this is to damn funny...
10 years ago
so did he have a penis, or just hands made of penis?
10 years ago
don't think so; if he had a penis, he would probably have another chick on that one.
10 years ago
well figuring that in the movie he had the scissor hands cause his own got cut off, i think we would have to deduce his penis got cut off lorena bobbitt style.
10 years ago
This was actually the prototype before Edward Scissorhands. He was still around when Scissorhands was created, but then got his dick snipped off when he annoyed Scissorhands by getting more pussy than him.
10 years ago
YES!!!! AGHAAHAHA
10 years ago
^Bicho
10 years ago
How do they make it look so real?! i mean these ladies should be nominated for an academy award!
10 years ago
top notch cgi, obviously.
10 years ago
Wow, Depp clearly hit upon hard times until big success' like Sleepy Hollow & Pirates came along...
10 years ago
Sleepy Hollow sucked ass. It sucked Donkey's ass. It sucked a rabid donkey's ass. Nothing like the original story. Btw, speaking of pain and humiliation, is that "Japanese tit slapping" still around? I want to show my fiance! ;)
10 years ago
I guess penishand's younger brother Scisorhand got jipped by the doctor. No wonder he kills him, he cant even jerk off.
10 years ago
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