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Nice Steak Dinner

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Guess this would be more succulent then the tenderloin?

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by yak

submitted November 11th 2007

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the jungle boogie beats are a nice touch to this video
10 years ago
Who the fuck does this? I mean really!
10 years ago
ahh i got kickin the nuts but ouch
8 years ago
'His' dual penis has healed quite well, wouldn't you say iranian?
10 years ago
i heard that stim cells can make loosed part come back. That has to be great news for the BME-members, now they can cut there penises even more then just grow a new one .
10 years ago
uh.. no. not like that, plantshit.
10 years ago
STOP! Grammar time!
10 years ago
gramar
10 years ago
Irony
10 years ago
its so odd some dudes do this....it could be any one...your math teacher your boss...who knows the shit is just odd...the worst part is if you google split penis you see that alot of fucks do it...shit is crazy..
10 years ago
also im glad people are this sick...it makes me feel better about everything....i could be in a very bad place but at least i havent split my cock...yet..
10 years ago
It nauseates me.
10 years ago
I doubt my boss or math teacher would do this. It's mostly drug addicts and people with severe psychological problems
10 years ago
drug addicts? why drug addicts? that's ridiculous
10 years ago
dont get offended dik, he does mean you
10 years ago
*does not
10 years ago
and btw 5000, you googled split penis???
it actually makes me feel better cause i have not googles split pineses yet
10 years ago
damn it
*googled
10 years ago
damnit penis*
10 years ago
i'm just saying too associate split penises withdrug addiction is a pretty big stretch
10 years ago
damnit, you are right!
10 years ago
I think associating it with mental illness is right on the money. Sometimes drug addiction is also associated with mental illness, so not that big a stretch.
10 years ago
drug adiction without a mental disorder doesn't lead to a split penis jamiee..that's all I'm saying
10 years ago
these people do it because they want to. period.
there are no addictions involved(perhaps an addiction to mutilating yourself). haven't you ever heard of body modification?
10 years ago
to me I'd have to think that anyone who wold purposely split their penis has got to be a few fries short of a happy meal
10 years ago
not firing on all cylinders.
not dealing with a full deck.
10 years ago
*splits penis
10 years ago
^A few beers short of a case.
10 years ago
playing hockey with a warped puck.
10 years ago
elevator doesnt go to the top floor
10 years ago
A few slices short of a whole salami
10 years ago
In my abnormal psychology class they would classify people like this under the Paraphilia-masochism which means they are sexually aroused by pain or humiliation.
10 years ago
^definitely not developed by drug use. paraphilias are deeply rooted psychological disorders that are thought to be developed at an early age.
10 years ago
yea...*tries to pitch in to the convo*
10 years ago
^fails miserably
10 years ago
He's not the full 90 minutes
10 years ago
I would of guessed homosexual, cannable,or nackromansers, or how ever the hell its spelled.
10 years ago
i don't know if i should slap you or correct your spelling.. ;D
10 years ago
lol are you fucking retarded Leela?
10 years ago
The tenderloins come from inside the ribcage, and are quite delectable.
But I'll be damned if I watch this vid!

10 years ago
it's nothing compared to the pain olympics
10 years ago
nope.. this one was pretty easy to watch compared to the pain olympics..
10 years ago
He just cuts his nut-sack - no big deal. The vid where his penis is 'split' - now THAT would be fucked.
10 years ago
BTW To anyone who's already done the research (I don't want to): is the 'splitting' personal mutilation, or done under anaesthetic by a 3rd party (eg. surgeon)?
10 years ago
Bichaus does it to non paying glory-hole customers.
10 years ago
ed is clearly not wise in the world of mutilation.. shame on you, ed, shame on you!
go watch some body mutilation vids and then come back. ;D
10 years ago
::shamed::
But, but **whines** I don't wanna!
10 years ago
They just try to fuck a razor blade.
10 years ago
we've got a bunch of penis splitting videos on here and such.
10 years ago
exactly.
10 years ago
i've had my share..
10 years ago
Well this is kind of cool.
10 years ago
yea, you should try it
10 years ago
No grill? Fuck.
10 years ago
Yeah, we rarely see the aftermath.
10 years ago
God damnit!! This makes me want to vomit
10 years ago
me too
10 years ago
I don't get it.
10 years ago
were they not loved enough in their childhood...?


did daddy not give his baby boy enough hugs?


or did daddy give too many special hugs...?
10 years ago
pointless! to even consider understand why and how it feels for this dudes. You have to experience it for yourself.
10 years ago
You go first.
10 years ago
no i don´t into this kind of stuffs, but morph seem to be so curious so i get he should start doing this and meet some new bme friends.
10 years ago
In the infamous case of the German Cannible (Armin Meiwes), the 'victim' (Bernd-Jurgen Brandes) had previously begged - and offered lots of cash to - male prostitutes in Berlin to bite off his dick...they refused.

When Bernd met Armin, he demanded his death begin by cutting off his penis and sharing it...they tried eating it, but it was too tough.

Clearly some people just hate their dicks! Quite likely to be related to abuse as a child (perhaps Bernd's case), but could equally be psychological disorder:

"Mr Meiwes spoke of how he felt ignored by his father, and longed for a good-looking younger brother - whom he would bind to himself forever by consuming."

Rrrrrriiiiiiiggghht!!!???
10 years ago
^story of my life..
10 years ago
*speechless*
10 years ago
what a slap in the face...two dicks and still so small...maybe god was making up for the length by giving him two and then he splits his ball sack...and the worst part is that he's doing it to such lame music...
10 years ago
what are you talking about?
10 years ago
Can you not see...come on...he's got two dicks!...If I had to dick's shit...I would bondo them together and split a bitch in half...what would you do...split ur nutsack like this queer?
10 years ago
why did I even question that?
10 years ago
invalid you ignorant slut...he doesn't have 2 penises ..it's split in half. you incredible dummy
10 years ago
well then explain to me why both of the heads are regular...split dicks have half heads...aren't u a mucho pro...come on..you've seen shit like this is other places than ur mom's basement first hand...g-zus!
10 years ago
^in other places
10 years ago
as a side note...if the devil is all about smoking, drinking, and pussy...I guess I am the devil's child!
10 years ago
if you actually think that this guy has 2 penises then you're stupid
10 years ago
ok...well...I guess u are right...u are the dick specialist...sorry Dr. Dick Inspector...
10 years ago
that's right I'm a dick specialist. i have a feeling you're about 14...right?
10 years ago
add 11 years and you could be a math specialist!
10 years ago
I remember when I was 11 and I watched "Faces of Death" for the first time...watching that monkey in the table getting his head beat in and everyone eating his hot brains...that along with alot o' shit has probably made me dead to all this mucho shit...god help me!!!
10 years ago
mr. experience. yet you didn't recognize a simple everyday split penis. you're fukk of shit. go do your fuckin homework whigger
10 years ago
full^
10 years ago
faces of death was fake idiot
10 years ago
faces of death preparing you for mucho? AS IF!
more like a fucking ramp up to mucho... wtf :P
10 years ago
gotta start somewhere...this isn't "Steak and Cheese"!!!
10 years ago
fake...er um...okay...whatever u musn't have ever seen it...er just closed yer eyes at the "bad" parts! @ dik! yak and deja...make it so I can respond to an individual...not just a response to "everyone"!!!
10 years ago
just don't bother responding at all. you don't matter.
10 years ago
wow.. invalid, you're a total retard.
ocourse it is a split dick, you mutilation noob!
10 years ago
hahaha..mutilation noob
10 years ago
What a fucking idiot that guy is.
10 years ago
I think he might be Bicho
10 years ago
I liked Bitcho more than this guy.
10 years ago
at least bicho knew his way around a mutilated penis
10 years ago
invalid might be the dumbest person of today.
10 years ago
@dik; and bicho made me laugh, this guy just irritates me.
10 years ago
Might be the dumbest person today?
10 years ago
The MS dumbass of the day award?
10 years ago
where's my god damn trophy...I am sure it resembles a split dick???
10 years ago
hank, what?
10 years ago
I guess that was your initiation invalid...the regulars like to 'paddle' n00bs if they challenge them. Don't take it personally, and keep up the good fight.
10 years ago
no no no. he will never be accepted. never. NEVER!
10 years ago
Yup, NEVER! Well, until the next one comes along...
10 years ago
Has nothing to do with "challenging" the regulars. He's a fucking idiot.
10 years ago
man.. i am affraid this video will scar me for life.. i am a "mutilation noob"
10 years ago
ok.. i watched the first 16 seconds and this guy is definitely never going to have intercourse. FUUUUUCCKKKK that.
10 years ago
yes, you are a mutilation noob.
10 years ago
I wonder how many (can't be that much) women run and scream when they see that shit. Fat, fucked up loser.
10 years ago
Hey, don't be so hard on yourself.

Sorry, too easy (reminded me of Spaced when Brian is practising a dialogue in the mirror).
10 years ago
why......
10 years ago
The only good thing about this boring vid was the music.
10 years ago
I dont think he's an amature at self mutilation, it looks like he already cut half his dick off
10 years ago
no he just has 2 penises noob
10 years ago
he obviously was born with two 'perfect' penises..
10 years ago
I was implying that he has a small dick, you should know that dik. And victorious if your calling those perfect penises, what the fuck do you have thats so great.
10 years ago
^sorry dicks
10 years ago
bodwa, just read the long thread, 4 threads up, maybe then you'll know what we mean.
10 years ago
a hint; we were 'quoting'
10 years ago
Boooorrringgggggg. Next!!
10 years ago
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
4 years ago
That's how bladesman dick got that small.
4 years ago
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