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Black Guy V.S. Mormons

This is sure to prompt the ever intelligent Mucho theological debate.

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by 1rish1

submitted November 9th 2007

89 comments
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Hey all...
Sometimes I rock it like that.
10 years ago
rock what? the skull cap or the helmets?
10 years ago
He's the geek on the left.
10 years ago
one is working his way to heaven, the other working his way to the pen,take a guess witch is witch?
10 years ago
Witch...?
Idiot.
10 years ago
burn him!
10 years ago
see if he floats
10 years ago
but does he weight as much as a duck?
10 years ago
They turned me into a newt....What; I got bettah!
10 years ago
Build a bridge out of her!!!
10 years ago
Throw it off a cliff. If it hits the ground it's not a witch.
10 years ago
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
10 years ago
come back here.....i'll bite your leg off!
10 years ago
yay religion. i'm gonna go get a whopper.
10 years ago
The black guy's magical glasses are broken.
10 years ago
*guys.. I'm drunk.
10 years ago
Meh
10 years ago
lot of potential lulz, not enough kinetic lulz.
10 years ago
I’m down with JC and all but I’m taking the side of the brother for once.
Stupid fucking cult followers.
10 years ago
too funny..the brother is right on..
10 years ago
^^ Dumbass racist
10 years ago
Down with JC. Hahahahahahaha.

I always knew you were a fucking idiot.^^^
10 years ago
What makes Mormonism a cult, and not Christianity or Catholicism?
10 years ago
I think Mormonism and Catholicism are both sects of Christianity.
10 years ago
Religion = Cult

Simple
10 years ago
Dislexyc's right.

Hank, you're...oooh, er, misread. You're right as well way up there.
10 years ago
By the dictionary definition, religion and cult are the same, pretty much.

I use the sociological definitions to understand the terms religion, sect, and cult. Here, they are not the same. Take it a look.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult
10 years ago
The brother worked these two over like a wet noodle.

Once the camera was off they went and had baby-back ribs at Outback.
10 years ago
They went around the block and got some soul food
10 years ago
And what is the lesson here today? Being loud and overbearing = religious dominance
10 years ago
^^ Good point

Personally I was hoping to see some sort of religious beating break out. Those white boys need to go home crying to their mama.
10 years ago
I'm going to have to chime in and say something. I think those kids just got Pwnd.
10 years ago
more like religi-owned, amirite?
10 years ago
I fully agree.
10 years ago
Loony-hospital backdrop would really put things in perspective.
10 years ago
I want the black guy to meet the Pope.
10 years ago
I'm no fan of any religion personally. But that was awesome to see those two cracka-ass crackas thoroughly pwn3d by that dude.
10 years ago
hwhehehe yeah this one gets saved
10 years ago
lol that guy is acting like an asshole weather he's pwning them or not.


oh and two mormons just happen to be driving by a group of guys that are recording for kicks? I went to the site it originated from and it was a totally biased religious page . i wish i could still find it
10 years ago
All religions are totally biased.
10 years ago
Ranting on and on AGAINST religion, it’s the “new religion”.

Stupid mindless trend following fool.

Thanks for validating my opinion that you are a booger eating moron Hank.
10 years ago
I didn't see anything about being against religion there, he just said all religions are biased. Which is patently obvious.
10 years ago
I don't rant on about religion. It holds no place in my life, whatesoever. I'm more passionate about a good cup of coffee in the morning than about that nonsense.
10 years ago
they always catch you walking out of fast food joints....I just say I'm atheist and speed off in my car
10 years ago
Where the hell do you live? I've never seen that happen.
10 years ago
Actually, here they patrol the Wal-Mart parking lot. I bet they do this because in the past the cult had them staying at a crappy apartment building about 4 blocks away... and they are typically riding bikes.

I typically wind up talking to them when I'm drunk. I was raised in this cult and absolutely hated it. The problem is that they have no clue what they truly believe. If you have seen the episode of southpark where it shows the mormon family and them telling the story of how the church came to be.... that is not a "fake" story.. that's actually what you are taught. I actually tried to tell a guy, who used to be my best friend (in elementary school), the truth of the religion, he responded with a death threat (in the form of a scripture reference)
10 years ago
By far the best video of the month.
It does not matter if you are religious or not, The Mormons said they came to talk about Jesus Christ, and it was obvious they were only try to spear the word of that golden plate having "Joe Smith". No matter where you stand, they man knew the teaching of the bible and thats what the conversation was over. on that alone, we won hands down.
10 years ago
What the fuck are you mumbling about?
10 years ago
I have to agree that this video is the best of the month. The fact that they kept wearing their bike helmets the whole time made it even better. "We're representatives of Jesus Christ...and we wear head protection."
10 years ago
Who's 'we'? Not me.
10 years ago
Who's you? Not him.
10 years ago
Why would this be the best vid of the month? It was fucking boring. I watched maybe a minute, clicked forward to check for the hoped-for violence, then watched the last 10 seconds.

Booooooring!
10 years ago
Boring is right. People arguing over which fairy tale they believe in.
10 years ago
^^ You're so cute Hank, when you're like a little boy.
10 years ago
Yeah little boys sure are cute.
10 years ago
You like little boys? You should keep that stuff to yourself.
10 years ago
I was hoping to see the mormons get beat up.
10 years ago
agreed, those mormons are everywhere and they are so annoying. they chat me up like once every month and i`m too polite to resist. they just don´t accept when you said: i don´t care...
10 years ago
I once punched out a mormon. Actually he wasn't a real mormom, it was just a Halloween costume.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
Reminds me of KRS-ONE's THE TRUTH:

The cross was created by the Roman government
It's only purpose and use, is cap-i-tal punishment
But Jesus Christ, was all about the revolution
While the cross was used as Jesus Christ's execution
See what if Jesus Christ, was hung upon a tree
Upon every church wall, that's exactly what you'd see
If Jesus Christ, was shot in the head with no respect
We'd all have little gold guns around our neck
If Jesus Christ was killed in electic chair, now get it
You'd be knealing to the electric chair with Jesus, still in it
You gaze upon the cross, and you see the execution
You yell stop the violence but the cross you're still using
10 years ago
Reminds me of that time I walked in on Jesus taking up the ass from Mary Magdalene with the jaw bone of an ass.
10 years ago
This was brilliant.

im not fan of religion.. to each his own so long as they conduct themselves in a peaceful and respectful manner... but damn.

this made my night.
10 years ago
the Mormons got pawned!!!
10 years ago
How much did he get for them?
10 years ago
Boring. I hope the Mormons would have explained what their religion says about why some people are black and others are white.

Actually, that's probably the whole reason the black dudes were out there filming to make the mormons look bad
10 years ago
The black guys right. Mormons follow a made up religion.
10 years ago
Are you fucking stupid? All religions are made up.
10 years ago
agree wit Hank, Big time! religion is just sumthing to keep the ppl in check! sumthing to fear! i mean come on i see burning bushes everytime i take acid or shrooms shit sumtimes after some really bomb haze
10 years ago
Religions are also to explain things that they couldn't understand back then. Such as cancers, the stars . . . anything we take for granted because we know what they are . . . because of science and technology, NOT because of jesus christ, joseph smith, buddah, or whomever.
10 years ago
no beating??? bleee lame
10 years ago
Awesome vid.
10 years ago
Not.
10 years ago
GO BLACKY!!!!
10 years ago
even thou god and religion period. SUCK!!!
10 years ago
Your not helping your cause by being so dumb.
10 years ago
hank... you spelled You'RE wrong... while calling him dumb...
10 years ago
So?
10 years ago
There are two places for religion - in your own mind, and whatever church, tabernacle, mosque etc. you worship at. If it was left like that, everyone could get on peacefully.
10 years ago
What if I worship in a whorehouse? Is that ok?
10 years ago
Absolutely, man!
10 years ago
You don't need a chruch to believe!
10 years ago
chruch? wtf? keyboard's drunk again!
10 years ago
Can I join this religion?
10 years ago
Sorry man, 'Hankology' is a completely disorganized religion and is against any and all organizing efforts. For the foreseeable future Hankology will only have one member, me.

But, you could start your own religion. Anyone can.
10 years ago
Suck my ass you irish faggot.
10 years ago
They Didn't Even Have A X5 Lame!
10 years ago
"We's havin's us a discussion, I don't needs to listen to you!"
10 years ago
GO black man! whooohooo.
10 years ago
This shit is fake.
8 years ago
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