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Amazing Brain test

Concentrate young jedi.

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by Plantshit

submitted November 8th 2007

171 comments
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How well did you score Luke.
10 years ago
How often do you score with your stepdaughter?
10 years ago
The same amount of time you score with any women,0
10 years ago
No, sorry, try again.
10 years ago
hahaha
10 years ago
Naming your left hand Shirley and jacking off doesn't count little boy.
10 years ago
whats your stepdaughters age?
10 years ago
11
10 years ago
thats to old for him
10 years ago
ofcourse
10 years ago
1rish1 is #1 asshole
10 years ago
Whatever
10 years ago
blue screwdriver.
10 years ago
...Ok, that's a little creepy, 'cause that's the same thing I thought of.
10 years ago
Same here. Weird.
10 years ago
You guys are so creative.
10 years ago
shit, I had that too. Way to be original, damn.
10 years ago
red screwdriver. i suppose you could still beat someone to death with it
10 years ago
Red hammer...whatever that means
10 years ago
I was a blue saw. What does it mean?
10 years ago
Hmmmm
10 years ago
Hmmmm
10 years ago
bullshit,
even plantshit him self got an F on this one
10 years ago
Iranian now you just being rude.
10 years ago
there are some IQ test, but i dont believe in any of them,
you can not measure someones intelligence, cause for example i suck in computers but im genius in math or mechanic or philosophy, some ppl suck in every thing but they make amazing paintings,
i have seen university professors who could not even drive a fucking car,
10 years ago
most of famous ppl in history failed school and were never considered smart at school
10 years ago
True that , i only got grade 4 & 5's in cse when i was at school.
10 years ago
But you're not famous.
10 years ago
IQ tests aren't based on your knowledge of computers.
And depending on which one you take, they test a wide assortment of things, like logic and common knowledge.
10 years ago
Not yet Mr Fug not yet...
10 years ago
im probebly the smartest lifeform on this planet.
10 years ago
Yah, probebly.
10 years ago
i could join MENSA any day i want, How your AA meeting hank?
10 years ago
I don't go to AA. Go ahead and join Mensa. Doesn't mean a fucking thing. Lots of psychopaths are intelligent.
10 years ago
I´m not a psycho just because i see the true nature of the world. I feel so sad they have brainwashed your mind you seem like an nice guy .
10 years ago
no, but you are most certainly autistic, if your view on life(and other forms of life) are sincere.
10 years ago
You live and die and "life" will be the same as it was before you were born. No recarnation no afterlife. Ethernal darkness, sure people will get born but all we have there own conciouness. How can i value life when i know this?
10 years ago
Because you value your own life (I assume). What you lack (as I've said before) is empathy, the ability to identify yourself with others. If you feel pain, it's reasonable to believe others feel pain, as well. Knowing that other beings feel pain, but not caring is one thing, but actually inflicting the pain and enjoying it (you) is psychotic.



10 years ago
The pleasure,joy and lifelust I get when doing stuffs i do is enormous, its really hard to explane this in english but i will try later after my nap. I hope you will find a thing that do the same for you.
10 years ago
what kind of stuffs? choking the neighbour's cat?
10 years ago
I went for green shovel.
10 years ago
Nice!
10 years ago
Blue wrench
10 years ago
I was thinking "wrench blue". It said to "think of a tool and a color", not "a tool of a certain color". So I must be in the upper echelon 0.0002% or something. Yeah def.
10 years ago
That go back to your starbucks you elitist fuck.
10 years ago
I'm guessing you meant "Then go back...", but started typing "than" instead, and then fucked up letter "n" on top of that... But anyway, I was joking.
10 years ago
wrench green
10 years ago
I said red hammer...wtf...
10 years ago
^ yup, red hammers ahoy!
10 years ago
TiredGuy, you really are a great example of the Starbucks target market. Cunt.
10 years ago
hey, you're still alive^? you never show your ass anymore..
10 years ago
Yeah I know. There a a few reasons for example, ive been going out alot, when im in im recovering from going out, I cant look at MS on the uni computers (i wouldnt want to be seen looking at MS @ uni anyway) Weve just managaed to get broadband in our new house etc etc
10 years ago
...or if you listen to cheeky & MrFugs, im on the run because I killed Madeleine McCann!
10 years ago
N, T, same fucking difference, you are a cunt.
And lay low Oranje, I think they are still after you.
10 years ago
hmm, just don't pull a mabel on us, oranje. don't forget your loyal mucho-buddies.
10 years ago
Sorry Oranje, they dragged it out of me!
10 years ago
Hey Oranje, what's it like being on the run?

Oh, and it was all Mr Fugs fault. Sorry Fug, they dragged it out of me.
10 years ago
i think he's gone already..
10 years ago
He's actually Keyzer Soze.
10 years ago
He's actually Keyzer Soze.
10 years ago
Cheeky "two times" cov
10 years ago
You seem to be getting good at that cheeky!
10 years ago
damn mouse
10 years ago
it was his little brother^
10 years ago
Ha!
10 years ago
I thought of a purple wrench, that's weird.
10 years ago
Homosexual tendencies slipping out there I think.
10 years ago
Sigmond Freud would have a field day with that
10 years ago
Orange HankChinaski
10 years ago
Ka-Wank
10 years ago
The Irish haven't evolved to the point of being able to make and use tools, yet.
10 years ago
Or fire.
10 years ago
Hey!
10 years ago
hehehe best comment award to the racist irishman. if only cause that was clever...
10 years ago
that wasn't that clever
10 years ago
He means your cock is orange Hank.
10 years ago
I was gonna make a joke about hank being a tool.
10 years ago
But that would be racist.
10 years ago
And dumb.
10 years ago
so it would be nothing new to wanko.
10 years ago
Exactly.
10 years ago
haahah 1rish
10 years ago
Shut up you fucking nip, I never make dumb racist comments.
10 years ago
No, you never do. And by never I mean always.
10 years ago
You sure about that?
10 years ago
Hey, quit spoiling it, I'm still stuck on that first question.
10 years ago
"If not, you belong to the rest 98" wtf? English as a third language? Hammer Blue, I got - but it's a little predictable.
10 years ago
Pink Saw.
10 years ago
Green Drill.
10 years ago
black monkey
10 years ago
Metallic blue 13mm spanner
10 years ago
Green pocket-pussy.
10 years ago
Blue saw. Mainly because I was sawing some wood this morning.
10 years ago
Blue pick
10 years ago
Yellow saw
10 years ago
Pink saw sounds disturbingly like pink sock. Maybe I watch too much Mucho.
10 years ago
And the crowd says "yes" in conjunction with a standing ovation
10 years ago
Plum crazy purple micrometer.
10 years ago
mauve heliometer
10 years ago
Crimson theodolite
10 years ago
Turquoise model 700 pipe threader
10 years ago
fuchsia chisel
10 years ago
Now that's just gay, Vic!
10 years ago
what? no!
10 years ago
gay? *me*?!
10 years ago
I said red hammer, and thought I was all smart, then its all like "red hammer, bitch". I'm just gonna go to sleep and cry now.
10 years ago
Hopefully someone will come and kiss your little pink tool and make it all better.
10 years ago
Was that an offer?
10 years ago
ha! maroon pipe wrench :D
10 years ago
yellow screwdriver. yay creative me
10 years ago
red hammer
10 years ago
i said red torch... only cause red is my favorite color and cause i was playing with a lighter at the time.
10 years ago
I went with red spade. Not sure why.
10 years ago
Because you call a spade a spade?
10 years ago
I just kept pausing the clip , made it a whole lot easier.
10 years ago
FUCK this gay shit and fuck exams, fuck school and fuck education..and fuck every one that remindes me of that shit on this fucking Website
10 years ago
I feel your anger young Skywalker
10 years ago
sounds like mideastbitch musta just got suspended for huffing gas at school again
10 years ago
yeah, fuck schools! fuck education! dogshit shoveling all the way!!
10 years ago
huffing gas... reminds me of my childhood in norway
10 years ago
figures..
10 years ago
ahh huffing gas...the good old days...wtf??
10 years ago
elchris no wonder you're a retard
10 years ago
I feel bad for you....just kidding I don't
10 years ago
did it a few times... we hid the cans in our jacket sleeves and could pretty much do it anywhere. it was some crazy shit
10 years ago
lasted like a minute but you could even halusinate your own funeral
10 years ago
surprise surprise
10 years ago
haha
10 years ago
I chose a red power drill.
lol
10 years ago
Red hoe. How did it know I was thinking red?!
10 years ago
my brains weren't working fast enough to think of a coloured tool.. damn english..
this test stinks! you only got about 1 whole second to do one mathproblem, and then 5 seconds to do the other? wtf!
10 years ago
i would probably have chosen red, because it's my favorite color.
10 years ago
anyway, i was trying to translate a tool in my mind, but that stupid test already gave the fucking answer. meh.. crap!
10 years ago
...anything else to add to that, Grasshopper?
10 years ago
yeah, this test really stinks!
10 years ago
what colour of stink?
10 years ago
red stink.
damn!
10 years ago
wrench red!
10 years ago
^pink gearbox
10 years ago
Saw Blue
10 years ago
No way Cheeky, that's what I picked, great minds...
10 years ago
As always
10 years ago
Yellow Moons, Blue Stars, Green Clovers, aw fuck, I lost!
10 years ago
ok, but who says 'red hammer' is the norm?
10 years ago
"red hammer" isnt the norm , you're missing the whole point of the test dumbass.
10 years ago
which is, dumbass? seemed to me like they're saying that 98% of 'people' are less creative than others for picking the same thing(because of lack of imagination), which happens to be the red hammer. and my question is; how did they know that supposedly 98% of 'people' would pick red hammer, dumbass.
10 years ago
well, dumbass?
10 years ago
Actually, fries, it should be hammer & red but yes, "red hammer" is the norm. If you say anything else you are apparently more creative. Me? Im in the bottom 2% because I thought 'hammer red'..guess I have just been humiliated by a cheap test on Mucho...bugger!
10 years ago
oops no, that would put me in the average 98% not the bottom 2%...that would be the top 2%.
10 years ago
Vic, my guess is because of subliminal messages are making us think of the colour red. Maybe we think of red because of all the wars and blood, who knows. We may generally think of hammers because only men would play this game and men like to nail women, and what do you normally do with nails? you hammer them...sooooo because of wars and sex, we all think of "red hammer", unless youre in the top 2% in which case you are probably a virgin who doesnt watch the news.

Thats my theory!
10 years ago
your theory stinks too! ;D
10 years ago
I watch the news!
10 years ago
Yeah ok, I don't.
10 years ago
I don't watch the news. They try to poison your mind man.
10 years ago
your theory does stink. red is a very common colour. a hammer is a very common tool. the maths problems were just priming your reactions to consider less and just think of the answer without double checking.
10 years ago
So was i cheating by pausing the clip to work out the sums ?
10 years ago
you still haven't answered my question.
10 years ago
there's another version that uses vegetables...most people pick carrot apparantly
10 years ago
To be honest Vic i don't even know what the answer would be.
10 years ago
the answer is probably 'most people'
10 years ago
^that doesn't make sense.
10 years ago
I got the addition but when I answered red hammer they got mer.
10 years ago
An orange awl here.
10 years ago
i thought of orange spade, but something tells me its because im not english
10 years ago
I thought Grey saw. This test is pretty stupid. The creator of thi cant even form proper sentences "If not, you belong to 2% people, wihich are more creative than rest 98%" I guess I belong to people who are 2% the size of full people. And I am more creative than 98% of rest? Clearly higher intelligence there!
10 years ago
this*....Yeah i screwd up.
10 years ago
'wihich' bit did you screw up?
10 years ago
Red jackhammer... weird!

The red hammers in The Wall represent lockstep indoctrination into society... weird parallel.
10 years ago
we don't need no education
10 years ago
You need it more than most.
10 years ago
i said a green hammer...pretty creepy
10 years ago
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