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Extend-a-cock

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Repost? Not sure. Been lurking for years, don't remember seeing this.

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by JustinBailey

submitted November 7th 2007

62 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Extend-a-cock
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comments (62)
Sorry I was gone. Well, things seem to be normal.
10 years ago
Not really, Vic is pregnant, 1rish is sober, Hank no longer a pedophile, and Wanko made lots of black friends
10 years ago
Good, then Hank can baby sit for Vic and Wanko and his black friends can cheer 1rish up.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
And delilah ate TiredGuy.
10 years ago
so arch, the little girl was too scared to tesify against you?
10 years ago
You don't even want to know what happened to Balls_Malone.
10 years ago
I'll never change and you can't make me!
10 years ago
i thought i felt a disturbance in the force.
10 years ago
What did happen to that loser?
10 years ago
No Delilah, it turns out she actually is a big slut.
10 years ago
why, just why???????
10 years ago
I guess once you're done drawing on it the only thing left to do chop the fucker off.
10 years ago
I thought that tattoos were properly removed with lasers, not hose-clamps and a hacksaw.
10 years ago
DIY
10 years ago
He should get a rocket engine in it.
10 years ago
A space rocket engine.
10 years ago
I ain't no space rocket scientist, but I'm sure you could put a bottle-rocket in the space left there.
10 years ago
Got the worst fucking phantom pain in my cock now..oh dear GOD WHO THE HELL AGREES TO DO THESE THINGS ?! or well..just ask hank he'll do it, the shithead.
10 years ago
Your name sucks!
10 years ago
YOU SUCK
10 years ago
No, I don't. You do.
10 years ago
he got sick of that tat he had on it
10 years ago
No, he's just like 1/10th swamp thing.
10 years ago
the penis extender idea, was better in theory.
10 years ago
Proper use of a coma is not just a theory. You can help make it happen!
10 years ago
look smerf, i'm not in school right now, and i have been drinking, so commas are the last thing on my mind right now. thanks, anyway.
10 years ago
and i think you meant comma, genius.
10 years ago
smerf owned again...maybe time to stop correcting people's grammer and spelling there nipples? hmm??
10 years ago
delilah ever consider running away to canada? and hooking up?
10 years ago
deja almost dumped yak for me you know
10 years ago
canada is way too cold, ever visit texas?
10 years ago
Canada is warm in summer. No I've never been to texas
10 years ago
I was born in Texas, but at age 2 had enough sense to move North.
10 years ago
I hate Texas. It's full of all those mormons.
10 years ago
smerf uses a coma to pick up hot nurses so his comment is correct
10 years ago
that explains everything hank. I knew you weren't a true minnesotan
10 years ago
I'm as Minnesotan as wild rice and maple syrup.
10 years ago
Utah has more mormans
10 years ago
i wish i could say fake but...it's likely real
10 years ago
Well with no blood supply I give his dick 90 minutes or so before it's a very interesting, if slightly repulsive, paperweight.
10 years ago
Its Fake clearly. the hand is all blurred but the previose excuse for a dick is not.
10 years ago
The sad part is, that probably is an extension compared to what he had before.
10 years ago
the winner if the BME pain olympics?? He was so sad to not have his penis anymore wasn't he
10 years ago
to win you have to give them everything you got.
10 years ago
or money.
10 years ago
my penis can't be cut with conventional knives
10 years ago
Mines laced with Kevlar, good luck cuttin'!
10 years ago
I use mine as an ice pick.
10 years ago
I wish I had more occasions to use mine.
10 years ago
This raises too many questions to even bother asking..
10 years ago
Why do you say that?
10 years ago
who would do such a thing?,this guy.
why would someone cut their cock of?,because they wanted to cut their cock off.
Simple really
10 years ago
a picture can say a thousand words? After seing this i cant agree more.
10 years ago
too hungover...only thoughts are...I wonder what the tattoo looked like before hand...or is that even a tattoo?

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10 years ago
yes it's a tattoo but he was really drunk when he got it, then spent the weekend in a sleazy hotel with starrsky. when he woke up and went for his morning piss he looked down and thought that he had gangrene of the cock (because lets face it starrsky doesn't shower that often and it does get a little rank down there) so right after he cut his cock off he cut out his own tongue because he had been foolish enough to eat her out, then when starrsky woke up and showed him the pictures of the night before he said "oooowwwwaaaahhhhhrrrrrrrg" and cut his throat STARRSKY I HOPE YOU FEEL GUILT AND SHAME!!!!
10 years ago
no offense intended starr it could have been any one of the girls on here that i picked out of the hat. come to think of it picking it out of the hat should have meant hare trinity but she moved out in the country or some shit and i live too far away to see her smoke signals
10 years ago
C'mon, say it with me- DETACHABLE PENIS!!! iTunes "King Missle" if you don't get that.
10 years ago
Sadly, I remember that.
10 years ago
Ah, fuck it, here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

Just dated myself, methinks.
10 years ago
o ROFL my submission DID make it in ^_^
10 years ago
FUCKING NIGGERS STOLE MY BIKE
9 years ago
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