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Weird Penetration

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An asian chick gets fucked by a lava lamp and gets double teamed.

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by stewieX

submitted November 2nd 2007

77 comments
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Those lava lamps can get fucking hot.
10 years ago
Yeah, I know. I burned myself on mine.



Go ahead, make the obvious joke, you fuckers.
10 years ago
^^Nah, seriously smerf, those kinds of jokes aren't even allowed towards you.
10 years ago
Is there even a NEED for jokes after that? You made yourself look dumb...our services are not required...
10 years ago
I liked the mythbusters where they made lava lamps explode.
10 years ago
now that's a bright idea
10 years ago
mine exploded in my kitchen. what a mess that was.
10 years ago
See? You should have bought a RavaLamp when you had the chance.
10 years ago
I opened the bottle cap on mine and then put a cork in the top of the lamp, didn't work to well.
10 years ago
Oh Ava Devine. Stupid whore.
10 years ago
I've seen her get QUADRUPLE penetrated in her videos. Woman has no boundaries!!!
10 years ago
how the fuck does that work?
10 years ago
She is one nasty bitch.
10 years ago
Ahh yes Ava Devine. She puts Max hardcore to shame. Thats what I love about her. I have some vid of her doing some awesome titfucking. Maybe ill post it sometime.
10 years ago
Two in the ass, one in the vag, one in the mouth!
10 years ago
Franz Schubert is rolling in his grave...
10 years ago
why? because he is jealous that ludwig van and rimsky-korsakov were featured or what?
10 years ago
Well, actually I think he maybe won`t like to hear his music as porn soundtrack...^^
10 years ago
and he won't because there is nothing from schubert in the soundtrack
10 years ago
that bottle cap has got to hurt!
10 years ago
What, when she's sucking on it?
10 years ago
What the hell was with the sound guy? was he preoccupied or did they have it on random?
10 years ago
What the hell was with the 'actor' dancing around and pretending to play the piano at the end?!
My streaming pauses just B4 - clicking past reveals said ridiculous miming...weird!
10 years ago
the mix of music..... lol
4 years ago
thank you pervspy creeper!
4 years ago
ohw HAI JERBY! 8)
4 years ago
hai JS!
4 years ago
:
4 years ago
..... My phone won't smiley face
4 years ago
so I'll just stare at you emotionless
4 years ago
oh please enough of this formal "JS" business... call me jerks bb ;)
4 years ago
:O
4 years ago
jerkypoo too much?
4 years ago
you can call me Al
4 years ago
Can I be Frank?
4 years ago
ahw... jerkypoo is just perfect

* JerkStore blushes *
4 years ago
los seems more like a Frida to me
4 years ago
shut up Frank, you stay out of this
4 years ago
so I got to peg a camel today!
4 years ago
ummm... pet! ffs....
4 years ago
lol.... nice phone autocorrect
4 years ago
nice tho... live nativity scene ?
4 years ago
:(


* Jenbirdy has bad visuals *
4 years ago
LL looks like a linda to me
4 years ago
Yeah, I'm photographing Santa meet and greet at an event all week.... I'm on day 3 and contemplating jumping off a bridge...
4 years ago
I actually had a kid cough into my open mouth today
4 years ago
how's the beard? luscious I presume.
4 years ago
yikes! thats a lot of xmas carols and little kids screaming and shit.... especially for it barely being December. ill bet that gets annoying quick 8/
4 years ago
the beard is doing good though... ill say hello for you XD
4 years ago
im sitting on the couch brushing it right now actually...
4 years ago
Thanks, give it an extra twirl for me. ;)


yesterday there was a Christmas rapper.....


A CHRISTMAS RAPPER....


I thought it was a guy making a really long and annoying announcement :(
4 years ago
I laughed at the open mouth coughing. Sorry, Jen.
4 years ago
* Barret coughs in jerkstores beard *
4 years ago
I'm 42% sure I have tuberculosis now
4 years ago
phlegm makes for great beard luster actually...

* JerkStore brushes it in *
4 years ago
how does a christmas rapper "get down" i wonder...

excuse me Mr DJ, i heard you were wrapping gifts.... ohw. nvrmnd.
4 years ago
Hang around a few guys around here and you'll have incurable shits, 100%
4 years ago
skim milk is better jerks, trust me
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
that checks out actually possum, thought you were bullshitting me... i may have to give that a try.
4 years ago
"why the possum cock has a large shinyness"
4 years ago
lmao @ peg a camel.
4 years ago
* possum sharts *
4 years ago
* JerkStore calls doorknob *
4 years ago
* Jenbirdy gets out the disinfectant *
4 years ago
meh - i'm undecided: stay logged in and be stoopid, or log off,smoke more, and watch sciency stuff on Hulu
4 years ago
Isn't it bedtime in rodentland about now?
4 years ago
Fuck off is what you can do.
4 years ago
such hatred
4 years ago
possum, id highly recommend "Burn" its a documentary about the Detroit Fire Dept.
4 years ago
* possum loads old Nova and grins *
4 years ago
nighty
4 years ago
NITE POSSBRO
4 years ago
nn yorick
4 years ago
way to run him off like that BONO
4 years ago
You're welcome, you fucking degenerates.
4 years ago
I reckon penetrating toaster would be even weirder
4 years ago
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