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vampires, (ghosts and other monsters) can't exist

Chart states that if a vampire must feed once a month and in doing so infects another in less than 3 years the human race would have died out already, hence vampires can't exist. http://www.csicop.org/si/2007-04/efthimou.html

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by shloppypoppyweedooshraw

submitted October 31st 2007

107 comments
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vampires, (ghosts and other monsters) can't exist
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comments (107)
Whats this have to do with ghosts!? Im offended!
10 years ago
Nothing at all, but these day's vampire's tap blood out of body's in harvest basements, of abducted infidels.
Like pizza delivery they get a bag of blood.... and if u dont believe that i will kill u.
10 years ago
Vampire's are the one's who suck out ur bank account to stage some fake shit in iraq, i dont realy know wat drinking blood has to do with it.
10 years ago
Infidels? Pizza? Banks? I think you just outlined society in less than 100 words
10 years ago
That's retarded, it's also proven the only way to turn vampire is to drink their blood. You just die if you are bitten. This proves nothing.
10 years ago
i hate you
10 years ago
Don't talk to your master like that, get back in your cage!
10 years ago
^Haha!
10 years ago
Surely you would only die if a vampire drank all your blood.
10 years ago
All this proves is that vampire slayers to a kick ass job! We'd all be zombies too if it wasn't for them.
10 years ago
I'd rather be a vampire than a zombie
10 years ago
^agreed
10 years ago
This really just proves that someone has too much time on their hands
10 years ago
i hate numbers
10 years ago
syndega1 .... hates.... numbers..... the 1..... ..... . . . . . . . . . . . .dot. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. ... . yeah.
10 years ago
1 h4t3 numb3r5 2
10 years ago
L33t H4X0R!
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
Hahahah,...wait, what was the joke?
10 years ago
there was no joke.
10 years ago
Well, none that you get.
10 years ago
no, there simply was no joke.
10 years ago
Of course there are vampires. If there were no vampires, there would be no need for the word vampire.
10 years ago
this is wrong... there will always be one to destroy them all.
10 years ago
So by that same chop logic rationale, there are unicorns, leprechauns, dragons, and every other imaginary creature, right?
Wow, you're brilliant HC.
10 years ago
Well then, prove that there aren't any of those creature.
10 years ago
I'll let someone else tackle that sophism. I'm here just to point out fallacies.
10 years ago
Don't forget about ManBearPig! He's real too!
10 years ago
redrum, you don't get it. hank is quoting wanko. don't ask.
10 years ago
RedDumb doesn't get very much.
10 years ago
Hey fuck you both.
10 years ago
Go fuck a zombie.
10 years ago
good ol' necrophilia
10 years ago
I keep a steaming pile of shit on my porch to keep the killer giraffes away. Thank Christ, it's worked...so far.
10 years ago
How'd you keep it steaming, Claude? Mine's gone cold in minutes...
10 years ago
fuck me? fuck you!
10 years ago
I still have no proof of the lack of ghosts and monsters.
!
Something in my closet!
10 years ago
Shh, just go to sleep.
*takes knife out of boot*
That's right, just close your eyes

10 years ago
remember....deeply and swiftly into his neck...i must feed quickly
10 years ago
I'm actually surprised this got posted. If you go to the link you'll read about the other monsters. Also, I try never to say anything doesn't exist, but chances are pretty fucking good most of the stuff on the list do not exist.
10 years ago
If you are going to cut yourself zxfagboy, please do it outside, I don't wanna have to mop anything up
10 years ago
Is he still in your house, Dick?
10 years ago
Para-rala-ding-dong, check your email.
10 years ago
Shhh, I'm waiting for the right time to kill this Dicksukerjr.
10 years ago
remember....jugular...
10 years ago
He wants to suck my dick in my sleep, but I keep rudely interrupting him by waking up and yelling at him to get back in his box
10 years ago
*Knife sinks in his throat, but can't get past the fourth chin*
Damit, Dicks impervious to knifes!!! What now?!
10 years ago
Funny you should mention that, I'm actually fairly skinny.
Just go sit down for a while and think about....
Hahahaha.
Who am I kidding?
you, think?
Hahahahahah
10 years ago
hahahahahhaha, hilarious!..
10 years ago
this is also assuming that the population of humans is all sterile.
10 years ago
and the population of vampires doesn't die ever.
and that each vampire has to kill and feed off an entire human, rather then multiple vampires living off of one human.
10 years ago
Or if theres a third party involved that takes out both... (IE: Robocop!...)
10 years ago
Not to argue with the guy that runs the show but I don't think that would throw this off that much. So the vampires take over in another 2-10 years, the concept is still exponential grown. Besides, as mentioned before, not all vampire lore states that vampires multiply that easily. I just posted this for the fuck of it.
10 years ago
what if they have giant blood factorys?
10 years ago
You've watched Blade far too often.
10 years ago
i thought vampires also feeded on animals.. they left out the animals. but can other animals turn into vampires too? that's the question.
10 years ago
i hope so , how awesome wouldnt it be with an vampire bear.
10 years ago
"it"? sex?
10 years ago
A vampire bear would be interesting. Or perhaps a weresquid
10 years ago
what about an vampire Manbearpig then?
10 years ago
a vampire squid does exist.
10 years ago
what about a vampire guineapig
10 years ago
They were all destroyed by the zombie chinchillas.
10 years ago
So why was Blade so insistent on killing them off, if they're gonna wipe out their own food supply so fast?
10 years ago
Cause 3 years is WAY too fucking long to wait! Kill 'dem bitches now!!


-takes out shotgun, Whistler yelling 'God Dammit Blade!' in the background-
10 years ago
Hmmm, yeah vampires.
The only thing proven is that the creator of this lives in his mothers basement, has a collection of multi-sided dice, is possibly interested in or is a furry, and is saving up for a Real Doll, as his own hand thinks he's too much of a geek to fuck.
10 years ago
...you know elchris?
10 years ago
this proves nothing....BLASPHEMY!!!
10 years ago
MADNESS!
10 years ago
THIS IS MUCHO!
10 years ago
NO, THIS.. IS.. SPA-no, wait, you were right. this is mucho.
10 years ago
>actually, vampires can just kill a human wile feeding, its dif. if they're siring another vampire.
10 years ago
>actually, vampires can't kill, or sire shit, as they AREN'T FUCKING REAL.
Christ throw away your D & D and go buy a hooker.
10 years ago
OK if this chart is right, then why is it that it burns when sunlight touches me, or garlic makes my catch fire, and crosses make me shield my face?
10 years ago
Uh, you're pasty white, allergic to garlic and an atheist?
10 years ago
^That's a good explanation.
10 years ago
You assumed a human population of 536 million people. Have you checked newspapers since the 18th century?
10 years ago
i can't believe it took this many posts for someone else to notice that . thank you.
10 years ago
I wish aids would spread this fast.
10 years ago
can all people get aids, like someone got to be immune , right?
10 years ago
Anybody who has an immune system can catch it.
10 years ago
i've read that some people in africa are immune to AIDS, or it was HIV. anyway, they survived. there might be a cure on its way, in many years.
10 years ago
The largest amount of human genetic diversity is in Africa, so if any group is going to become resistant to HIV, a group from Africa would seem the most logical.
10 years ago
Or maybe they just diagnose every other person who sees a doctor in Africa with AIDS, 'cause more AIDS means more aid, and some of them actually get checked out again and, "oh fucking surprise it's gone now!"
10 years ago
Or maybe not.
10 years ago
if I had AIDS i'd infect every one of you noobs
10 years ago
no, wanko, they never get rid of the aids itself, but they can live with the 'disease'.
10 years ago
wanko has lots to learn about biology, it seems :D
10 years ago
How would you manage that then dik ??
10 years ago
Wanko is a biological noob.
10 years ago
he's a bio-noob...boob for short
10 years ago
fries ...i guess i'd start by infecting everyones wives and girlfriends...in your case your sister
10 years ago
whammay
10 years ago
you would have to go through ryogas and mreds boyfriends too ya know.. on the other hand, they probably already got aids. they would be the one infecting you with other shit
10 years ago
Wanko's post was more political than biological. He made a valid point that any critical thinker should already be thinking.
10 years ago
Blah, blah, blah.
10 years ago
that's the whole point. we are talking about race as it is used in biology, but wanko is talking about the word 'race' that people use.
but what point are you talking about, para?
10 years ago
how can you get aids if its live in your blood by putting your dick into someone?
10 years ago
lovejuices
10 years ago
nice, the stack is dying from inside, i will leave the stack and find a better place to live my life.
10 years ago
Yeah my comment had nothing to do with biology. In america, your kid acts up and the school diagnoses him/her with ADD and they get more funding. In Africa, you get sick, they diagnose you with AIDs to get more funding. Same shit. Who knows how often they're actually right.
10 years ago
Plantshit the stack is just a small piece of a bigger stack.
10 years ago
Well what if vampires didn't "infect" humans when they took their blood? Got a chart for that?
10 years ago
This is bullshit the human population does not consist of 536,870,912 people...it's more around the size of 85843723Q994*Johnny5
10 years ago
So am I the only person here who had the balls to actually send them an email explaining why their table is bullshit?
10 years ago
Nobody else gives enough of a shit, and why do you?
10 years ago
now what a min. if anyone in here actully new something about vampires they would no for one, vampires dont have to kill people. sometimes they do. and for another, they dont "infect" people. they would have to "turn" them by feeding them some of the vampires blood. DUH!
9 years ago
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