Harumi Nemoto: another reason why I have an Oriental 'preference'...

Ya.. he wants you to pay attn to his username.. like anyone cares.

George, you fuck - i'm not drawing attention TO my username but, in fact the opposite. Too many people on here think they're clever by making the reference/link mentioned above. Oops, forgot to put 'Eh at end - hope it still makes sense...

Now Im even more confused...

^Sorry, I was implying he's Canadian.

BTW I like Canadians; here's my favourite joke about them:

Q. How do you get 100 Canadians to leave a swimming pool?



A. Announce, "Please leave the pool"

Simple, but classic.

^LOL! Damn you dik - seems pointless now, but here goes:

**siren** 'Well done, you have won the Obvious Joke prize!'

Yup, she could easily be a dude, but isn't - Google her for swimming costume pics & biography.

And the genius of the joke is that it's an anti-punchline...not funny at all...unless you know that Canadian's are v.polite and obedient people...! =D

Every time Ed speaks I find myself more at odds with logic

Someone unplug his guy's keyboard. He is digging his grave deeper every reply.

swimming costume? Who the fuck is this guy?

He's a little pussbag nobody.

Who?

i know the first thing i masturbate to is chicks biographies.

lmao!

No!??

They lose that southeast Asian sense of decency and aversion to public exposure and start walking around in swimsuits that are too small?

last night i had a dream that Hank was the mayor of a town and his avatar appeared in all the local papers. I took photos to prove it on muchosucko, but they didn't come out because it was a dream

I had a dream about hank last night too.

'cept that wasn't really a dream wanko

you mean that's what happens when you introduce them to silicone.

These look pretty natural to me.

And Asphalt, Japan isn't in SE Asia.

Yup, she's one of the famous Japanese glamour/swim-suit models with HUGE natural breasts.

I suppose your right Hank, this coloring book map is terrible!

well then I retract my previous statement and replace it with those are nice taa-taa's

yes, they are. nice taa-taa's

anyone up for a sharking?

"I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."

You might accidentally see what her Johnson looks like. Something has got to be amiss here.

Morph: thought you might appreciate this too :P
And Pepper, you are wise to assume somethin's wrong, but she does actually have limbs below her torso...and no penis. Praise the Lord!

I see better looking chicks than this every single day. She isn't anything special.

^Jealousy aside, i'll admit she's not the most beautiful women in Japan by a long-shot, but her figure is outstanding!

I don't go for super big tits. Even just normally big tits almost never look good once you've taken them out of the bra. It's a big let down when you meet some young cute chick with big tits showing lots of cleavage and then later she lays back on your bed and they slide off to either side of her body. :( Big, floppy, soft titties are nasty.

^True...and they feel like cellulite to squeeze :s
Just a shame that I can't help but be turned on by big tits, and turned off by flat chests...

Tits are womanly - a slim girl with no tits looks like a boy...!

^I don't go for gingers...

A hairy muff is womanly too, but everybody wants their pussy to look like a 10 year old's, these days. I don't really get. A little trimming is nice, but people these days actually complain about a pussy with hair on it. What the fuck is wrong with people.

I think my ideal comes from looking at Playboy magazines a lot when I was a kid. A nice trim triangle. It's perfect.

Ginger minge makes ya cringe?

I'm a 100% with ya Mr.Ski - a bald pussy looks pre-prepubescent. Perfect for all the paedophiles out there tho I guess...

I too grew up looking at Playboys (ie. stealing from my bro), and do love a nice grade-2 triangle. Took my a long time of being subtle/polite but now my g/f shaves her's thusly :)

*my -> me

My girlfriend has a massive bush. It's like the fucking Amazon jungle down there. I don't care enough to bother her about it.

Just because you're Mr. Sled, doesn't make me Mr. Ski.

p.s. dik told me your girl has genital warts like an olympic slalom course, and the Jamaican bobsled team was lining up for another run in your chute. (Sorry dik, I had to tell him.)

It's a potentially v.embarrassing issue to raise (for her!). Just be subtle: show her some porn with a bird with a perfect bush, and comment 'Wow, now that's my idea of a perfect bush' - won't be awkward at all... ;p

Well, you've got to like someone else's girlfriend's bush, I guess.

Mr. Tread, did you miss the part where I said I don't really give a fuck?

Jeez, what is with this fucking stupid advice, Dr. Ruth?

Does the idea of sharing a mountain with me make you uncomfortable Hank...?

BTW I thought you were trying to avoid a fight - not be the catalyst for 1!?

I thought it was common knowledge that that horses are THE experts on genital grooming...

Yup, I thought you were just being polite - my bad Hank.

When did I ever say I was trying to avoid a fight? Don't flatter yourself Tread. You couldn't handle me on your best day.

You are better off keeping your lame ass advice to yourself. I guess you don't realize just how ridiculous you sound. "That's my idea of a perfect bush." Omg. And you're serious when you say it. Jesus, shut up. I don't need anyone advice from when it comes to women.

^any advice from you

You can take 1 'that' away from my post above...doh!

What would ever make you think I might need some advice from you?

Believe me Ned, if I needed some advice I wouldn't ask you. You come off as more than a little bit of a pussy.

There's no need to be such an asshole about it Hank - it wasn't sincere advice, and not humiliating either. Jeez!

Well it's been fun, but i've got a 'date' with my PS3 & PES'08.

You want some advice from me?

I think Ted likes horses a little too much.

Go on Hank - i'm sure it's LOL funny.

And Mr.Gonnorrhea: again, v.clever - well done.

^Yeah - he's taking his time...I guess it's another big speech.

^I'll ignore that dik, cos i'm grateful for the 'heads up' on Hank.

So Hank, that advice is taking some time huh...?! Perhaps it's cos you were too busy HACKING my computer - ASSHOLE!

This is bull-shit - hackers are parasites, scum, losers, thieves! And it's the 2nd time since I joined MS!!!

This shit should not happen!

hank is a notorious hacker, he even hacked the frontpage banner once! o_0

I just asked the question and then went back to bed.

Because I would totally keep going to a place thats hacked me twice </sarcasm>.

It's time to ban Hank again. Deja? Yak?

Shut the fuck up, you have an equally gay name as zxkdfuckingidiot

Shut the fuck up, you have an equally gay name as zxkdfuckingidiot

The only reason you don't like my name is because you can't suck a zxcv, but you like to suck a... well you get the point.

I dislike your name because I bet you smacked your keyboard with one of your saggy man tits to get it.

Your'e such an artsy fag. You probably have a poster that says "I voted for Reagan."

lol dick!

OK, so the 'official' line is that Hank didn't actually hack the banner...but then you probably already know that.

And dik, I just Googled 'Suck Level Orange'...yup, definitely pwned ::shame:: I'll pick another time and place to return your recent hostility.

BTW Turns out the BBC iPlayer is a peer-2-peer client - it saturates your bandwidth even when closed! Piece of shit isn't even configurable (ie. max up/down-load settings) - I don't trust anything that sneeky...just gotta watch Top Gear when it's broadcast live. Can just kill following processes tho: KHost.exe & KService.exe

1st result of 'Suck Level Orange' is an article about a guy being killed after fucking a horse. So it was either a co-incedence that made you look v.smart (which you've just undone!), a private joke on MS, or really were doing research about guys fucking horses...!

Which is it old man?

Single-quotation marks yield what I said above fuck-nut; double-quotation marks, amusingly, results in your last 'Suck level orange' quote on MS - LOL!
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/battle_bots-34903

Clearly it was just a co-incedence, and maybe you did come up with said phrase...but I know it'll piss you off if I claim you are not capable of anything original.

actually
ORTHO-DONTIST?

OR-THO-DON-TIST
But pretty close for a second grader!

im sorry i didnt know i was supposed to clap it out. my bad, douche bag. hahah like a rap, like a rap! :D

What?

who?

Who's on first.

Your mama.

so, who's on next?

Fuck first, who's on third? O.o GOTTA PROTECT THE HOME STRETCH!

Because they are some differences. Blue, green, purple, platine blonde, silver grey...

*there*

Lies^

the cake is a lie!

there lies the only...

I do believe I see Godzilla back in the trees

quite a proof that you are gay when you see anything else on this photo than a gorgeous asian slut with big melons.

with a little bit of imagination i can see lots of stuffs, i have never denied im not gay so stfu.

another one for the quotebook^

Shut up Ancolon, I studied them long and hard before viewing the rest of the pic

haha

'never denied im not' thats a fun one to unravel