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OH NOs!

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by Asphalt

submitted October 30th 2007

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I can't believe this game is still around.
10 years ago
I played this on a tele-type.

If I had seen these graphics as a kid, I may have came...
10 years ago
I remember this from grade school. Apple II or IIe.
Wow!
10 years ago
Carmen Sandiego was a far superior game
10 years ago
Oregon Trail. A fucking unrecognized classic.
10 years ago
Smerf, if you admire this piece of shit game as a classic, go fucking burn yourself now, this is as bad as...Nintendo's Dr.Jeckle and Mr.Hyde.
10 years ago
you are a fag redsun, oregon trail was the fucking shit
10 years ago
This is exactly how I played it... 20 oxen, no food, and grueling pace. Nothing like making the people who come after you seeing a tombstone that reads "Here lies Your Mother" or "Here lies my erection" until they clean the server off.
10 years ago
Note the amount of food....
10 years ago
I needed more bullets in case the savages attacked
10 years ago
Ya, fucking savages....and the continuous flooding...
10 years ago
You were an idiot if you bought any more than 5 lbs. of food at the beginning. The first thing you should do in that game is buy a hundred bullets and hunt till you had about 1000 food.

Damn, I still remember that strategy? Fuck, I'm old...
10 years ago
I LOVE this game!!
10 years ago
Kickin it oldschool. I always was the doctor. Why? Who the hell knows.
10 years ago
Never played this game, but I've seen my share of strange text games.
10 years ago
the pictures lead me to believe there is more than just text in this game.... and its the fuckin O.T. bettah recognize.
10 years ago
ever heard of legends of cosrin, wario?
10 years ago
ever play "the alamo" text game? Weird shit.Q: How many yards do you wanna shoot this cannon ball. A: 200. Result: You just killed 120 mexicans.
10 years ago
nope to both legends of cosrin and the alamo, but I've played Kingdom on a TRS-80, Colossal Caves and a few others (I can't remember their names), including an odd one on the Commodore 64.
10 years ago
hmm never played cosrin myself either, my brother was hooked on it for months.. a textgame.
10 years ago
hahaha Old school on my macintosh before it became super gay.

this game and Crack Wars were the best
10 years ago
No Free-ski was the shit, until the random monster came to eat you. =[
10 years ago
^Yeah, that monster was such an asshole!
My 2 cents:
Me and a mate recorded .wav files of our own farts. We then re-named the files and replaced the .wav's that Chip's Challenge used in-game.
Naturally, we pissed ourselves everytime Chip walked into a hazard/wall etc. **chuckle**
10 years ago
Well fellow pieces of shit here is a link to play.

http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html
10 years ago
i would always pick the banker buy alot of ox and name my family members stiffy, boner, tits, etc...and you always had to take the river. oh also had to buy lots of ammo cause hunting was the shit. so much better than fraction munchers.
10 years ago
never heard of this.. just give me duckhunt or something..
10 years ago
You've missed out on an integral part of childhood
10 years ago
I've never heard of this, either.
10 years ago
never heard of it either
10 years ago
We're old, but what's Vic's excuse?
10 years ago
i don't know how old this is, but i guess it was from before my time. never owned an apple anyway. nintendo ftw!
10 years ago
I remember playing Oregon Trail in elementary school.
10 years ago
With your adult aged cousins in the trailer park? How much "ammo" did you get?
10 years ago
i remember my first duckhunt. My first killed was injured and i slowly cut its head off. Then i took a large dump behind a tree. Priceless.
10 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's a priceless quote mate!
10 years ago
duckhunt: the game, plantshit. jesus..
10 years ago
you really do your best to shock people wiht your craziness, huh?
10 years ago
vic: you have a very weird way to give credit to people.
10 years ago
why?
10 years ago
18 miles with dysentry , no food and warm weather is no problem for plantshit.
10 years ago
lmao!
10 years ago
What the fuck is so funny about that? Are you retarded?
10 years ago
Hopeball: try harder, dont give up you will find a way out.
10 years ago
Plantshit, it was only 18 miles to the next pile of rocks. It was like 125 to the next fort. And if I recall correctly, you were savagely mauled by a small bear cub on the way there only to survive and contract a horribly epic case of leukemia...
10 years ago
who's 'hopeball'?..
10 years ago
Don't chide Plantshit. When he refers to himself in the 3rd person, he's deadly serious.
10 years ago
hopeball is a person that lives trapped inside Hank´s head.
10 years ago
why is he called 'hopeball'?
10 years ago
i compare hank head with a labyrinth, inside that great and big labyrinth does a ball exist that contains hank better half, not this brainwashed anti abuse scumbag. Then i told i hope this ball will find a way out......therefor hopeball.
10 years ago
that's deep, plantshit. maybe you should write a book about it.
10 years ago
My better half loves animal abuse, and my worse half hates it?!?

You've got the looking glass stuck up your ass. You're ass backwards, motherfucker.
10 years ago
hopeball hopeball hopeball hopeball hopeball hopeball!
10 years ago
So was this anything like the Lemonade selling game that i used to play on an old Acorn BBC computer when i was at school ?
10 years ago
i ****** love this game i remember playing this is school
10 years ago
there is no need for censuring, you're not on ebaumsworld, noobie.
10 years ago
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