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jack o'lantern

this is the pumpkin yak carved for hallowe'en this year

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by DejaVu

submitted October 29th 2007

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jack o'lantern
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comments (135)
Yak, How did you find the time between playing WoW and "spending time" with Deja?
10 years ago
He used the same tools as he does when he "spends time" with her
10 years ago
Highly disturbing.
10 years ago
You mean the jigsaw? I heard they were weird.
10 years ago
Whattt? Why would the two people who admin a site like Mucho be weird? That's just crazy talk.
10 years ago
spend time with him? wtf are you talking about? who wants to spend time with him? :P
10 years ago
hahaha
10 years ago
i bet yak got pwned on wow while he wasn't paying attention
10 years ago
el diablo!!
10 years ago
Nice, detail Yak, How long did it take you?
10 years ago
16 hours (including the hourish break for going and getting bk and eating) :(
10 years ago
my whole upper body is so sore from just sitting there doing this for that long... but i think it turned out good :)
10 years ago
i dont believe it. i wanna see MS and the date.
10 years ago
Pretty fucking cool, dude.

How did you do it?
10 years ago
i guess he just cut at different depths.. the deeper, the yellower it gets.
very nice work, yak, creative.
10 years ago
as he explained to another person, 3 hours with a template and a pin, removing that to see a mass of pock marks that mean very little, then using wood carving tools to sort that mess into something. yellow is where it's cut through, orange is different depths in the flesh
10 years ago
oh, that sounded bitchy... he didn't explain to another person here, so it's not being repeated... he explained it to another person elsewhere, that's the first time here.
10 years ago
yeah, triple post... i was saying how he explained it to someone else, that's what i was meaning
10 years ago
so why are you so bitchy?
10 years ago
Not enough jack in her lantern.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
deja's going to kick some ass.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
did he carve it or did he just place it in front of his monitor all night with mucho on the screen and found this in the morning?
10 years ago
Mucho shoots mad lasers out the screen.
10 years ago
if you play mucho backwards there's a hidden message about kittens and pokemon...
10 years ago
I know, I know, the kitten fucks the pokemon everytime.
10 years ago
speaking of which... why do so many people search for the term 'pokemon sex' on google ;/
10 years ago
Where did you get this info?
10 years ago
weirrdd
10 years ago
The most googled term in America right now is "Iraq."



The second most googled term in America right now is "burrito." Now, who can take that search seriously? "I googled my burrito."
10 years ago
arch i get it from our stats program that we use (although i want to get another one working to compare it), google analytics you can check out what search terms and such people use to get to your site, oddly enough lots of people actually type in muchosucko or mucho sucko into their search engine to get to here ;/ so i'm assuming lots of people are so computer illiterate they don't know what their url bar does ;)
search engine terms really add up from google and yahoo tho, i mean yesterday we had 21k people come in from those sites (well and other search engines.. but less from those).. i mean someone found our site by searching for zombie midget porn.. i don't know what search engine tho but 1 person came here yesterday via that search :P
10 years ago
hey yak sometimes i use google as my url bar ..basically takes less typing
10 years ago
also i saw diaper eating as a recent search on here
10 years ago
diaper eating.....
10 years ago
I just keep the sites I go to in my favorites list on the left side of my screen.
10 years ago
yeah i just have it set up as a button on my top bar just under my url so i just click 'muchosucko' and it takes me here in safari at least... not sure if other browers do that kind of quick bar? i'd assume so :)
10 years ago
mucho is bookmarked on my FF.
10 years ago
mucho is my homepage on firefox..hahaha.seriously...sigh
10 years ago
that must be good when guests want to check their mail on your pc.
10 years ago
Fuck Firefox, Bill Gates needs more money asshole.
10 years ago
My FF bar is full of useless shit, I only use the mucho button anywho.
10 years ago
FF FTW MS CTRL+D
10 years ago
Uh oh, we seem to have inadvertently crossed into The Geek Zone.
10 years ago
I just have MS on my favorites list, two clicks and it's there.
10 years ago
it's on my bookbark-bar, 2nd place. after hotmail.
10 years ago
i dont think i ever use my bookmarks, i normally just type in where i want to go. maybe i should attempt to be a little more lazy.
10 years ago
Isn't that the bird guy from the old Buck Rogers tv show? You know, the one with Erin Grey wearing the hooker spandex all time? Giggeddy, giggedy goooo!
10 years ago
Yak...very impressive. Definitly sick
10 years ago
Reminds me of those cult member things on RE4
10 years ago
nice...
10 years ago
Millions of little bastards everywhere would love to smash that puppy. That's wicked.
10 years ago
some assholes smashed all of our pumpkins...my dad chased them down though, so that makes it worth it
10 years ago
I couldn't find the side window, and your dog startled me. It was an accident.
10 years ago
yeah my three dogs, two dauchsaunds and a rotty
10 years ago
Dachshunds suck.
10 years ago
lol "dauchsaunds" :D
10 years ago
my pug would own your rottweiler, starr.
10 years ago
my dog would kick the fuck out of all your sissy dogs
10 years ago
My dog is very friendly and cute. I love him. Beagle.

My brother has a tough dog, though. It's a Chow. Reportedly a badass, and likes to roll around in deer carcass.
10 years ago
mine like to roll around in dogshit.
10 years ago
he sounds cool vic...and stinky
10 years ago
if breaths could kill..
10 years ago
Your brother lives in the states right? Cause I'm not seeing too many Jap deers.
10 years ago
There are deer in Japan, but yes, he lives in the states.
10 years ago
^There are LOADS of deer in Nara - cheeky fucks will eat anything!
10 years ago
I thought you only did horses.
10 years ago
I'm not fussy...
Plus, deer are more cute.
10 years ago
Cuter.
10 years ago
^I think either are OK - wasn't sure if 'cuter' was an Americanism tho...
10 years ago
Cuter.
10 years ago
I thought you were more smart than me. Designing those new-fangled microchip thingys and all.
10 years ago
give him a break, hank ;)
10 years ago
Where are you going to end up putting the pumpkin? People like to be assholes and smash them especially if they see that you spent work on it.
10 years ago
we live on the 9th floor of a building. think it's pretty safe up here
10 years ago
What's the address?
10 years ago
yeah, what's the address? *sharpens knife*
10 years ago
16 hours. Shit man. That's a whole fuckin lot. You have to cut just perfectly and groove it just perfectly. One slip or punch too far and you are through the skin. Nice detail, and fuckin great pumpkin!
10 years ago
yeah the face is where it gets really rough... especially the nose and cheeks in this one
10 years ago
when my kids were little i used to carve pumpins (not very well) But I would leave a hole in the back of the pumpin's head, light the candle inside and spray wd40 through the hole so it looked like the pumpin was breathing fire.
10 years ago
wd40? what's that
10 years ago
something flammable, i guess.
10 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wd40
10 years ago
very flammable
10 years ago
its a popular spray lube from Canadistan .
10 years ago
wow, I spelled pumpkin wrong three times...epic fail
10 years ago
vic you didn't know what wd40 was? weird i thought that was like a universal thing ;)
10 years ago
i think i recognize the can, but i don't think i've ever used it.
10 years ago
it's not for people vic, sorry
10 years ago
wait.. you're not supposed to spray it under your eyeballs!?!
10 years ago
aaaAAAAHHHHH!! it BURNS!!
10 years ago
We got it down here too.
10 years ago
where? timbuktu?
10 years ago
Close enough.
10 years ago
Tierra del Fuego?
10 years ago
Wheeling, WVa?
10 years ago
So wheres the next photo showing Yak anally insert this pumpkins stalk ?
10 years ago
The Oracle gives you props yak
10 years ago
Hmm, seems TheOracle has given yak props
10 years ago
means nothing unless it's the oracle from hilarious house of frightenstein :P proof required
10 years ago
means nothing unless it's the oracle from the matrix.
10 years ago
Since when does Larry Ellison come here?
10 years ago
Two thumbs up.
10 years ago
thats about the coolest yak o'lantern ive ever seen
10 years ago
that shoulda been the title of this picture i think :P
10 years ago
where's the creativity, yak!
10 years ago
i didn't submit the picture or post it so ask deja :P
10 years ago
eh.. maybe i should check who submitted it next time..
10 years ago
wow, this put my pumpkin with two holes and three teeth to shame.
10 years ago
yep, yak you are one dedicated individual
10 years ago
My pumpkin only has one hole in it.
10 years ago
i didn't know you swung that way, irish?
10 years ago
vic, get you mind out of the gutter, he just may be a bad carver.
10 years ago
my hint was actually even more complicated, as in women have two(not counting the mouth) holes, men only one.
10 years ago
but i like your explanation too.
10 years ago
That's very cool. -I went with a triangle theme myself, but yours is good too!
10 years ago
I like, high five!


that is probably coolest pumpkin ive seen.
10 years ago
How much?!
Borat rocks!
10 years ago
Initially, I was impressed but unconvinced (ie. a projection).
Then I saw this:
http://www.tagyerit.com/politics/
Now i'm pretty much convinced, but not so impressed...damn.
10 years ago
the one with the elephant looks awesome, but the rest weren't as cool as yak's.
10 years ago
yeah those are pretty well done... the secret to carving a pumpkin like this is to have a few fixed depths of carving decided before hand
and stick to them, like have one thats just the skin, have one that is just the skin removed, have another depth thats a few mm in further and have one thats cut all the way through... then you can graduate the depths to the next depth to give it a smooth 'shade' etc.... then make sure you scoop your pumpkin out and keep testing it with a light in it until the light shows through really nicely in all the areas.. its honestly not as hard as it looks... it just takes a fucking long time :)
10 years ago
WoW! OK, you've 100% convinced me that it's genuine Yak. No need to play down your efforts too - even with a lot of time, i'm sure most of us still couldn't do that.
10 years ago
just depends if the person is patient enough to sit staring at a fucking pumpkin for a day straight is all :)
my vision is still blurry :P
next halloween i want to do an idea that i had before of a chinese cloud dragon wrapping around the entire pumpkin with its scales and shit... probably take me 2 fucking days to carve tho :)
10 years ago
that sounds like a cool idea.
10 years ago
@Yak: Days are over-rated - do it! :)
10 years ago
It does look like it has an MS carved in it. Happy Halloween
10 years ago
wow im screwed yak is exempt
6 years ago
yeah i dont think it would be fair if me or deja entered... we are pretty much pumpkin carving professionals
6 years ago
^fact
6 years ago
Suckup
4 years ago
fake no sign
4 years ago
Ha-Ha

Made you wake up.
4 years ago
jeebus
4 years ago
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