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Cockroach Face Cream

Is smooth skin really worth it?

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by yak

submitted October 28th 2007

30 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (30)
GO SOX!
10 years ago
Stranger things have been done. meh.

but. really. cockroaches? in a gooey paste on your face? bleachhhhh.
10 years ago
Celebrities use face cream made from foreskin. But I guess that's not much different from getting cock rubbed on your face. Does it help with your complexion?
10 years ago
was that a personal question?

if so, I don't rub cocks on my face. as a rule.
10 years ago
that's not what I heard
10 years ago
bitches be talking shit?
Nigga, you don't even KNOW!

... pfft.
10 years ago
I think Gottlos really wants to know. Then he won't feel so guilty about letting guys wipe their dicks on him after he blows them.
10 years ago
Shit, didn't see that one coming at all. As much as you'd like to see that though, I'm into cocks.
10 years ago
I know you are, that was my point.
10 years ago
Haha okay, I admit defeat. Lose by typo default. You still want to see it, though, don't you? I mean now that I've said it, I don't want to become a liar.
10 years ago
To tell the truth I'm pretty sure I typed a "not" in there when I wrote that. I almost always check my typing before I post. Are you fucking with me, yak?
10 years ago
Suuuure you did.
10 years ago
Hey who knows, maybe it was what you'd call a "Freudian slip". I've never been with a guy before, as much as you'd like to think otherwise, but I'm up for trying anything once, if I'm drunk enough.
10 years ago
Keep digging that hole. You and Kojach should get together.
10 years ago
Hole? I'm not homophobic buddy. I'm not religious, why should I be? Calling me names about homosexuality isn't an insult to me. Just like you calling me "dumbass" isn't an insult to me, because I know I'm not. It only shows me, time and time again, how immature you are.
10 years ago
For someone who isn't insulted you sure are spending alot of time defending yourself. Further more if I am so immature for making homosexual references, may I direct your attention one post down to your reply to redsun.
10 years ago
I make jokes 1rish1, and I make a lot of them. I make most of them directed toward people who don't deserve any respect, hence the stupid people on this site. There are a lot of them, if you haven't noticed. Redsun is also one of them. You, on the other hand, seem to have a personal vendetta against me for reasons I can only guess, and against these irrational attacks, I will defend myself. To a point. It is quarter past eleven in Germany, and I have class in the morning.
10 years ago
I have no personal vendetta, you just constantly keep getting caught out in the open. I can't help but say something when you talk about your feelings and rubbing foreskin into your face.
10 years ago
That's fine. Say whatever you want, that's the whole point of this site. My problem is that there's no maturity or rationality in your insults. You insult and argue like a child. And to say you only attack me in response to whatever "gay" or "fag" or "homo" or "dumbass" things I say is bullshit, since you have attacked and insulted me multiple times completely unprovoked, even when I said nothing in the thread. You have every right to, of course, just don't lie say you having nothing personal against me.
10 years ago
lie and say*
10 years ago
How could I have anything personal against you I've never seen you before. I have not insulted you, you said that just above, and if I argue like a child, then that doesn't say much for you since you have spent the last hour arguing with me.
10 years ago
I'm a patient person. And if you want it put more correctly, I'll say that from what you do know of me, you strongly dislike me. I think you'd agree with that. And yeah, at that point it is stupid to argue with you, because nothing's going to change your opinion. But like I said, I'm patient, and it's pretty fucking entertaining, in a sort of frustrating kind of way. But time-killing nonetheless.
10 years ago
Near the end, was that like regular yogurt they were adding in?
10 years ago
It was like what your dad feeds you for breakfast every morning, if you want to call it "yogurt".
10 years ago
im eating now, no thanks
10 years ago
eh.
10 years ago
meh.
10 years ago
i've heard putting menstrual blood on the face helps clear acne.
10 years ago
Nice try.
10 years ago
at least shes happy
10 years ago
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