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Crazy Crackhead Preacher

I can't remember if we have this guy, but hes one fucking crazy fuck... PRAISE JESUS!

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by yak

submitted October 27th 2007

124 comments
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comments (124)
Crack is good for you and me.
10 years ago
Watching more than a few minutes of this shit isn't though...
10 years ago
Looks like Jesus bitch slapped him in the mouff.
10 years ago
I believe the correct nomenclature is moufiss.
10 years ago
or is it "mouffi" plural
10 years ago
Repost, but it's worthy of one.

"CUT THAT BITCH OFF!"
10 years ago
WHAT JU KNOH ABUT THE REPOSTS???
3 years ago
Isn't this title redundant.
10 years ago
if you find Jesus in prison, they'll give you a spot on cable access.
10 years ago
Does it count if my friend Jesus gets arrested and I visit him?
10 years ago
props to the drunk cameraman
10 years ago
part of what makes this vid so good!
10 years ago
dude is scarey!
10 years ago
This video is called Spirit of Truth on youtube...sooooooooo blasphemous
10 years ago
Amen, beeeotch
10 years ago
I come in the name of Je....
10 years ago
Mothafucka, I ain't lookin fo' you...
10 years ago
Oh, and repost...but one of my favorites.
10 years ago
this is your brain...
this is your brain on religion..
still though, this would be the only guy who could convert me.
10 years ago
Don't scare me like that.
10 years ago
he's very convincing.
10 years ago
This guy looks like a camel on crack xD
10 years ago
hahah
10 years ago
god damn murrrrrrderers!
10 years ago
this has to be a repost right, i mean i havent been here for that long, but this video is pretty old
10 years ago
his poor altar boys must just get punished... he probably preaches off a high stage cause when you get a little one to the edge they push back.
10 years ago
definitely a repost, but now i can favorite it. this is comedy gold.
10 years ago
a classic.
10 years ago
"the devil's a motherfuckin liar! so, you know, i aint worried, BEEYATCH!!"
too good for words.
10 years ago
funniest priest ever.
10 years ago
"wha'sappenin? wha'sappenin? i com by da powah o'da'oly spiwi! who name you com in on?"
10 years ago
Vic....why?
10 years ago
syndega....what?
10 years ago
u had a convo all by yourself
10 years ago
hey! i can do what i want! it's my thread!
don't be stealin me thread!
10 years ago
*hides in corner*
10 years ago
"I make ma ass very available"
10 years ago
hahah definetively best quot
10 years ago
Jesus,he sounds like me when I talk..
10 years ago
"Looks like the Yellow Pages"hahahahahahah!
10 years ago
Corrub commuumigashin.
10 years ago
00:15 to 00:25 really has me lmao!
"are ya laughin yet, BIATCH!?"
10 years ago
Are you laughing yet?
10 years ago
not yet; still.
10 years ago
ruler of heaven and earth and every goddam thing in between.
10 years ago
Damn you, Abraham Lincoln...
10 years ago
fuck u
10 years ago
lol this guys a fucking idiot..everyone knows black people don't have souls j/k
10 years ago
if I had a soul I'd sell it
10 years ago
Reverend X, I remember this guy as Magnum_PISS's avatar on the TG forums
10 years ago
man the vids are uploading slow as hell
7 years ago
what the fuck is your stupid disoriented ass doing commenting on 2 and a half year old shit? your drugged up ass could get lost in a fucking paper bag
7 years ago
ha ha ha ha ha

ha
7 years ago
I think he was subconsciously pointing out that this idiotic ranting preacher resembles himself in most threads.
7 years ago
good point sporty
7 years ago
this vid is a mucho classic you retrded noobs
7 years ago
hey...don't call me retrded...whatever that means.
7 years ago
if you cant tell what i meant cause i missed a letter its an offence to retards to call you one
7 years ago
an offence? really??...and I'm retarded?




...sheesh
7 years ago
how many languages can you speak, ignorant gringo?
7 years ago
he can speak one, which is more than you got ignorant druggie
7 years ago
ive got a lot more than you 2 allright, but that aint hard now is it? uneducated dumbasses
7 years ago
using the word 'aint' along with bad spelling and grammar while calling someone else uneducated is another fail. you are gonna give fries a run for his money with all these fuck ups. really setting the bar high for the poor fellow
7 years ago
allright!
7 years ago
i bet my english is better than your spanish/norwegian
7 years ago
besides youre a dope that has some computer-loser job, something any retard can be. cant exactly pay well either
7 years ago
i know enough spanish, german and french to make fun of you in all those languages and knowing norwegian makes you even more of a loser
7 years ago
hahaha, yeah, this IT stuff is pretty easy if you have some common sense which most people don't. and it doesn't pay near as good as sucking cock i'm sure
7 years ago
french is for faggots
7 years ago
norway is the most advanced country in the world
7 years ago
don't talk about fries that way and nobody gives a fuck about your opinion of norway. just cause you can get drugs there easily doesn't make it 'advanced'
7 years ago
man youre stupid. and boring
7 years ago
you yap like a goddamn woman, you just cant keep your fucking mouth shut. spamming retarded shit all over the place. gag on a cock already till you die, cumbucket
7 years ago
that's your running away line, leaving already? and at least what i say is coherent and useful instead of empty, meaningless insults thrown at random users like all the shit your delusional ass spews
7 years ago
and look who is calling me redundant, unoriginal and annoying. do you have an insult that isn't about someone being gay? you are the most annoying and ignorant person on mucho and you don't even know it
7 years ago
i dont insult random people... just the ones i know are faggotassed nerds and posers putting a tough act here. youre a little pussy that talks about sucking dick all the time
7 years ago
there you go with your delusional fantasies again, i don't wanna know what you fantasize about me. keep your sick shit to yourself you crazy loser
7 years ago
i bet your worthless ass could die today and your own mother would let out a sigh of relief. that is how little you matter to anyone
7 years ago
elpiss, my grandmother has more wit than you and she's been dead for about 15 years. And you say you don't insult random people? Asswipe, that's all you ever do. You suck balls and nobody on this site gives two shits about you. Why don't you take your "wonderful life" (of sucking cock for drugs) and move on. Really, why do you even bother coming on this site?
7 years ago
the same reason cruel and hank come here and complain as well. to get attention because their own lives suck so bad they have to spread the misery around. poor babies just need somebody to love them but they are all so damned annoying everybody hates them
7 years ago
i bet youre fat greasy balld with glasses.. a total winner
7 years ago
well said dw...well said
7 years ago
balld...as in big balled? why yes I am thank you!
7 years ago
im goin out... you girls just keep sucking each others dicks
7 years ago
elpiss says 1 minute ago: I'm going out to suck a few more dicks so I can buy some more crack. You guys have fun until my cum drenched return!!
7 years ago
i got a gut but i'm not really fat, a little greasy just cause i like to slick my long hair back (as you can tell, not bold) and i have contacts, not glasses. try again douchebag
7 years ago
*bald, damn! you dumbassness is rubbing off on me! hurry up and run off to your sucking cock job with your 'friends' before i get any stupider
7 years ago
hehehe
7 years ago
i'm surprised you assholes aren't lasting this one. it is quite a good read and full of classic elpiss fail
7 years ago
true that dw.





LAST!
7 years ago
first!
7 years ago
^banned
7 years ago
somewhere in the middle!
7 years ago
I wish elchris would come back...
5 years ago
no way hes not rotting in a ditch somewhere or at least someones prison bitch
5 years ago
and fuck norway!
5 years ago
I tried watching Star Wars again the other day for 9th time or something...but i had to turn it off after 5 minutes because it was so boring.
5 years ago
you cant phase me, star wars' awesomeness does not require your approval
5 years ago
Phase, as in phaser, funny how your mind drifts to Star Trek...Im starting to think you don't really like Star Wars at all.
5 years ago
i like star trek too, but not as much as star wars. TNG is a great series and data is one of my fav chars
5 years ago
I really did watch the Star Wars movies though, and to my surprise they were pretty entertaining, i was expecting them to be OK but no more...I even liked the 3 new ones and didn't understand all the hate for them...different expectations i guess.

Yeah TNG was a favorite show when growing up, and especially data, every geeks friend.
5 years ago
Repost! Wait no it's from 2007 And was on tosho last year.
5 years ago
last
3 years ago
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
fuck you.
3 years ago
Awesome vid
1 year ago
There is more in the first fifty seconds of this than any video ever posted here.
9 months ago
ps: If you are really in jail and can't make bail....call me, I'll be there.
9 months ago
daww
9 months ago
Cap'n, email me your number.... i need it on speed dial given my potential guilty behavior
9 months ago
I will try and time my crimes during a layover at DIA
9 months ago
eeek
9 months ago
I can get money pretty much anywhere without being in person. However, seeing you in the clink might have some entertainment value.
9 months ago
You Fuck!!!
9 months ago
Hmmmm how much cash can you get? This will determine the severity of my aleged crimes....
9 months ago
To cover a bail? Probably 10 grand within a couple hours. 50 if pushed, why?
9 months ago
1-213-373-4253. Call now!
9 months ago
The level of crimes i can commit just went up
9 months ago
* NixonsGhost starts crime wave *
9 months ago
You sound diffetent then I expected at that number
9 months ago
I assume paying you back with refurbished tvs, snow blowers, and gas station signs will be acceptable?
9 months ago
Of course, as long as they have cash in them.
9 months ago
Lots of nickels
9 months ago
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9 months ago
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