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Microwave Energy Weapon

Those crazy futuristic weapon designers... Not only will this help win wars, it will also pop a nice bowl of popcorn.

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by yak

submitted October 26th 2007

49 comments
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comments (49)
green eggs and ham.....
10 years ago
I love lamp
10 years ago
I do not like green eggs and ham,
I do not like them, Sam I am.
10 years ago
will you eat them with ham?
10 years ago
I will not eat them, hams nor jams!
10 years ago
will you eat them with reply?
no, not i!
10 years ago
un...i meant jam..
10 years ago
You also meant "um" you cockwashing, turd-dondallinger
10 years ago
you also mean "reply" you cuntjumping, shitswipe.
10 years ago
Something like this would make paintball obsolete.
I want one.
Now.
10 years ago
how about that laser shit on starship troopers. that was like... cool. lightning bolt!
10 years ago
I wonder if it will take down a turkey?
10 years ago
paintball obsolete... ur insane shoot ur self...
10 years ago
Why are we testing this on our boys? I can think of lots of better targets.
And the racism begins..right about....
10 years ago
Niggers.
10 years ago
gerbils
10 years ago
I believe there's a long history of testing on your own people. Except in Germany - and did they take some flak for that.
10 years ago
They have had this for about 2-3 years. Its MUCH more painful than you guys might think from the video. It boils your skin from the inside out. Oh yeah, it has a Range of 1 square mile. Just put one under an unmaned aircraft, and you have an instant riot.
10 years ago
1 Square mile huh? So if they use it on a diagonal it goes farther?
10 years ago
It also doesnt seem likely to every be implimented in actual combat because they say its like torture eventhow its non leathal its somehow unethical... go fig.
10 years ago
trust me, they will use it. no point in making it if it cant be used. Im willing to bet $1,000,000 the next time there is a major protest, and things get out of hand, they will bring this baby in. besides, they can do anything over seas.
10 years ago
a million dollars? what are you 10? how the hell do you happen to think you know anything about this anyway?
10 years ago
lol, dik - 'what are you 10?'
10 years ago
There's been some articles on it.
10 years ago
i don't recall hearing a word about this...cnn must have missed it?
10 years ago
i'm not sayin its not real.I'm just concerned about microvave popcorn goin off all over
10 years ago
Microwaves do not cook from the inside out. Unit cost is still too high. This video does not highlight the weapons drawbacks.
10 years ago
godzilla you sound like a robot right now. are u sure you'e not mechagodzilla?
10 years ago
Ouch!
10 years ago
Let's see if I can post this, it's from CNN in 2006. The page doesn't exist anymore.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Nonlethal weapons such as high-power microwave devices should be used on American citizens in crowd-control situations before being used on the battlefield, the Air Force secretary said Tuesday.
The object is basically public relations. Domestic use would make it easier to avoid questions from others about possible safety considerations, said Secretary Michael Wynne.
"If we're not willing to use it here against our fellow citizens, then we should not be willing to use it in a wartime situation," said Wynne. "(Because) if I hit somebody with a nonlethal weapon and they claim that it injured them in a way that was not intended, I think that I would be vilified in the world press."
The Air Force has paid for research into nonlethal weapons, but he said the service is unlikely to spend more money on development until injury problems are reviewed by medical experts and resolved.
10 years ago
hmm. interesting..I wonder what it feels like,looks pretty uncomfortable
10 years ago
i heard about this before. can leave burns after prolonged use. if i recall it is especially worse in children. why they were testing it on kids i dont know but its main use is riot control and children could be involved.
personally i would prefer a microwave launcher. now that shit would hurt
10 years ago
when are US going to build weapons like chronosphere and lighting storm superweapons?
10 years ago
Those are no good. When you kill your slaves, you need to train new ones. You should only kill the spirit.
10 years ago
kewl! When can we see this in some real action?
10 years ago
Next time the cops need to torture people to collect more taxes.
10 years ago
Or on Jews.
10 years ago
It makes them hot on the outside and cold in the middle?
10 years ago
thats an standard oven dimwit.
10 years ago
Hurling ovens at people is one way of dealing with unruly crowds, I suppose.
10 years ago
Turns them into hotpockets, with out the cardboard cover. The cold center sucks.
10 years ago

A hustling station of departures and arrivals. Similar to that of a bee's hive. I've seen many things here in my shy and immature stay. As of now, I've been introduced to a world so vastly different than of what I'm accustomed to
10 years ago
No shit.
10 years ago
Its fucking Einschcmuck over here.
10 years ago
Its the same shit as the "non-Lethal" tazers. Then when people start dying its noones fault.
10 years ago
yeah
10 years ago
exactly
10 years ago
It's their own fault for not being able to sustain several minutes of tasing.
10 years ago
Great, just waht we fuckin need. More weapons for the government.
10 years ago
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