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One Shot Beheading

The old school knew how to do it right.

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by HankChinaski

submitted October 25th 2007

42 comments
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"I knight thee....oh shit. Ohhh a tap on the shoulders ok."
10 years ago
Company picnics used to be cool... and then the union came...
10 years ago
looks fake, like from an old movie.
10 years ago
it was a movie but the director didn't finish it on time so you no how they roll in iraq
10 years ago
ya, doesnt seem like there was any blood at all
10 years ago
what, you expect the ground to be covered in blood instantly? this is not a horror movie.
10 years ago
the way of the blade
10 years ago
I rate it 2/5

next...
10 years ago
i know this a year old bu seriously shu the fuck up mortal kombat is'nt real life. you don't bleed a gallon when you get punched.
8 years ago
looks kinda fake to me... the chop wasnt even that great i dont think unless that sword was ultra sharp such a flimbsy swing would sever a head so cleanly
10 years ago
those sabres are sharp enough. i think the chinese also used sabers to behead people.
and his swing wasn't that bad. don't forget that this tape was played in slow motion ;)
10 years ago
Ask the people of Nanking how many chops it takes from a Japanese sword to take a head off.
10 years ago
The traditional Japanese Katana is supposedly the sharpest man-made sword out there. I watched guy cut through 7 2 inch thick reed mats with one.. pretty intense. I don't doubt the validity of this video at all ;/
10 years ago
I could cut through, 7, 2 inch thick reed mats with a butter knife, if given enough time and did it one by one. I'm not impressed.
10 years ago
I could cut through 7 2" thick reed mats with my dick.
10 years ago
The sharpest "man made" sword, Tokyo? As opposed to the ones that grow on trees, or forged by ninja mountain gorillas then?
10 years ago
^LOL! My potato-sword is pretty sharp...
10 years ago
haha okay yeah that was a stupid comment. But you know what I mean ;D
10 years ago
Slo-mo Imax, please
10 years ago
Hassan Chop!
10 years ago
That’s what that motherfucker gets for going after Alibaba’s treasure.The 40 thieves probably played soccer with it.
10 years ago
Executioner's rule: Measure twice, slice once.
10 years ago
If done right, it's one of the cleanest ways to die. -Unless of course, they pick up your head and make you look at your own body.
10 years ago
that would be cool. if you really are still perceptive in those last few seconds.
10 years ago
the guillotine works better
10 years ago
Fake. You can't cut that way with a sword. The sword has to slide across whatever is being cut, so it needs to be moving lengthwise back or forward. Even when they cut apples and shit in the air in slo-mo, the blade is sliding across as well as through the apple. Otherwise it would just mush the apple, or dent the guy's neck.
10 years ago
Put down the crack pipe. Go buy a 5 dollar machete, and you can chop, not slice through quite a few things tougher than the human neck.
10 years ago
lol wanko you're a real blade-noob!
10 years ago
Don't tell me what to put down.

You can't cut chop off a head with a sword. If you could, they never would have made those big axes or guillotines. You gotta slice, and it takes practice to swing and slice right.
10 years ago
you can't get to work on bare foot! if you could, they never would have made those subways and cars.. noob^
10 years ago
wanko, you're wrong and you know it.
10 years ago
If there were no zombies, there'd be no need for the word zombie.
10 years ago
we can add mine to the quotebook of wanko's ignorance.

wanko obviously hasn't had much physics class in highschool..
10 years ago
Kudos to you Hank ya prick
10 years ago
now this is a beheading i could live with.. pun sort of intended.
10 years ago
first rule...never give up
second rule............
10 years ago
You do not talk about fight club.
10 years ago
So shut up then!
10 years ago
Fight club!
10 years ago
oh, you done it now, nigga!
10 years ago
you fucked up now, son!
10 years ago
An executioner is adroit.
5 years ago
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