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Baby Piano Playing Genius

Oh well, still plenty of time to pick another skill.

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by yak

submitted October 24th 2007

43 comments
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the only good baby is a dead one.
10 years ago
What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

Baby with slashed floaties.
10 years ago
What is red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?

Floaties with a slashed baby.
10 years ago
you didn't credit google for your jokes.
10 years ago
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles???
Nail the other hand to the floor.

What do you get when you pull razor wire out of a babies ass?
A boner.

Why do you put babies in a blender feet first?
So you can see the expressions on their face.

Whats better then stapling a baby to a wall?
Pulling it off.
10 years ago
Goddamn stupid foreigners!
10 years ago
ya i like listening to stuff too because the moosic goes in your ear and stuff
ps im hot
10 years ago
whats funnier then a dead baby?
a dead baby in a clown costume
whats funnier then that?
a dead baby in a clown costume sitting next to a kid with down syndrome
10 years ago
That was funny only because a retard was thrown in.
10 years ago
Whats the hardest part in nailing a baby up to a wall?

My dick when I'm doing it.
10 years ago
Whats the best part about fucking a 3 month old?
the sound a femur makes when it snaps.
10 years ago
Why would its leg break? Do some reading up on human anatomy before attempting to make a joke like that.
10 years ago
Hahahah dumb fuck baby!


no wonder im smarter than a infant! they cant do shit right!
10 years ago
You poop pretty well hmm?
10 years ago
Imagine if that had happened to Mozart when he was a kid.

He probably would have become a porn star instead.
10 years ago
or get overwhelming angst and post it on myspace.
10 years ago
loving the fathers reaction there
10 years ago
gotta love the fathers reaction
10 years ago
you appear to love it long time.
10 years ago
If they hadn't have made such a big deal about it and pretended that it never happened he wouldn't have cried
10 years ago
thats what i told you when i splited your rectum but you just had to cry , didnt you?
10 years ago
flashbacks of your last bear assault?
10 years ago
Fucking kids, they only start crying when you ask them if they are ok. If you don't worry about it, they wont either. And stop bringing your fucking kids to the movies and airplane flights. Every time I hear a kid crying during adult quite times I want to through the kid against the wall, and shoot its parents in the mouth. I don't think anything pisses me off more than that. Random rant brought to you by Grey Goose. "The expertise of the Maitre de Chai ensures an unparalleled smoothness and exceptional taste."
10 years ago
That would be "throw"



Learn how to spell you idiot!
10 years ago
and "unparalled"
10 years ago
you're a big dumb fag
10 years ago
i see you're being quite quiet now
10 years ago
Are you talking to me dik? I'm not even gonna waste my time on you.
10 years ago
Well seing as "unparalled" isn't even a word, and the original actually was correct. You should just shut up know while you are at negative one, and shut up forever.
10 years ago
*now ^ You dumb bloke.
10 years ago
I think he should be un-parolled
10 years ago
I'm not dum, i have grate spell checkers right here on mucho. I think ill post a couple artilces here beefore press.
10 years ago
You fucking idiot! ^ You obviously are too stupid for me to even pick on so I will not taunt your taint! btw you wrote lleled that makes leel-ed your a stupid fuck !
10 years ago
zeig heil ass!
10 years ago
Try using a dictionary nucleas. You probably never seen one so let me describe it. It's a big book with a catolog of the correct spelling and definition of almost every word, and guess what unparalled isn't in it. So you are the dumest one, goodbye.
10 years ago
catalog* ; dumbest* ; Try correcting your shit before bashing others for the same reason, that just makes you a hypocrite.
10 years ago
how dramatical..lol
10 years ago
Don't worry, it will happen again.
10 years ago
Stupid fucking baby!
10 years ago
your future first born will be.. but you won't know
10 years ago
redneck hick
10 years ago
maury fodder
10 years ago
shhhhh...atta nazi
10 years ago
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