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How to Survive a Tiger Attack

I want a pet tiger now ;/

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by yak

submitted October 24th 2007

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I think this guy likes tigers to much he tried to mount one and the tigers tried to mount him Mmmmmmm Beastialitie
10 years ago
yep with the choking and gagging to boot, he was a demented bastard, mature post please!
10 years ago
Next week: "How to survive a sting-ray attack - do´s and do not´s"
10 years ago
Great info - I have always been concerned how to defend myself should a tiger travel 5000 miles from its habitat and single me out in suburbia. More useless trivia !!
10 years ago
Why not try a well-timed drop kick next time?
10 years ago
I dunno, fish-hooking a tiger sounds pretty cool... if you manage it
10 years ago
Let's see... 350lb tiger which can survive a fight with another tiger vs a drop kick from a 165lb person. Riiiight.
10 years ago
^not even adding the force of the tiger rushing towards you.. i guess you'll make nice 'air' if you try it.
10 years ago
that nigga needs to go on a diet.
10 years ago
um, I dont think I will have to worry about seeing a tiger in the wild unless they have some in northern california.
.....crazy white people
10 years ago
No shit. How to survive a tiger attack? Stay the fuck at home.
10 years ago
hahahah

but he didn't make that tape just for you two ;)
10 years ago
yeah, you know, just put your severed arm right down his throat.
10 years ago
LOL, no shit, just what I was thinking. Then maybe choke it with your intestines as you lose consciousness.
10 years ago
lmao!
10 years ago
kudos tiredguy, i'm still laughing!
10 years ago
yeah, me to, that was pretty good! LOL!
10 years ago
cute kitten!


claude when are you and he expecting cause i wanna buy some of your litter.
10 years ago
There's actually a chiropractor near Seattle that has a pair of tigers for pets.
10 years ago
I knew a guy who had a pair. He got in a divorce with his wife over it because they had kids and she thought it was too dangerous. It was a pretty big deal in our local newspapers. One was named Sampson, and I forget the other, but I remember he had a balls ass time paying for their food since they each ate like a friggan side of beef daily. Havent heard from him in a while though
10 years ago
I have a pair, and whunu sucks on them.
10 years ago
^Expecting what?
10 years ago
i wan't the kitties, so cute and cuddley, I will name them, Puddy, and Tat.
10 years ago
what about Pussy and Cat?
10 years ago
or Pussy and Cunt?
10 years ago
The tigers are probaby sedated, and the guy had been injected with a special 'Total Dumb-Ass' serum.
10 years ago
yeah he's gonna die like steve irwin, only in a bloodier situation
10 years ago
Drowned by blood while going down on you?
10 years ago
agree star, noway you can survive a tiger attack, NOWAY, first of all you will be so frightened that your brain stop functioning what the fuck to do, and then you are in several pieces,
go ask indians living in bangal
10 years ago
does it really get a whole lot bloodier than getting stabbed in the heart?
10 years ago
That was so funny, he fuckin tackles that tiger. That's crazy. What if one of them snapped out of it and just malled the fuck out of him. Now that's good tv.
10 years ago
they are really beutiful animals.
10 years ago
don't you feel the need to kill them? i mean, the don't have souls like we do anyway, right?
10 years ago
*they
10 years ago
plantshit just like yesterday you were ready to kill bears and fuckin zebras and godamned squirrels and whatnot..Now you're saying how beautiful a tiger is?
10 years ago
hes getting senile
10 years ago
i like the fur thats it , i dont care abouts its feelings.
10 years ago
....and he's back.
10 years ago
That was close plantshit. We thought you were getting all sentimental on us. Of course you're just mental.
10 years ago
i'm sure the tiger will allow me to try all those tricks.... Put your hand in its mouth to make him gag??? ok,.. you first, and this time with a hungry tiger pls...
10 years ago
how about an attacking tiger, instead of a playing one?
10 years ago
ahahaha, the first 5 seconds were awesome, the way he feinted that tiger. Also if you bite a tiger's nose he sounds like chewbacca, gotto try that the next zoo visit.
10 years ago
i will never trust a tiger like this guy,
doesnt matter how friendly it looks,
10 years ago
You asshole. Tigers are people too.
10 years ago
i never said i trust people either, like i never trust an old pervert pedophile like you either,
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
You can trust me with your sister.
10 years ago
Ok, so you keep the tiger from biting and clawing you... and then what? Is it just gonna call it a draw and walk away?
10 years ago
stranger things have happened...
10 years ago
You lay on its back and let him take you home to meet the wife and cubs.
10 years ago
or you can start fapping it furiously, he can't say no to that!
10 years ago
just kick him in the cocks
10 years ago
I want to see how to survive a nigger attack.
10 years ago
just throw him a pig foot, grubble grubble
10 years ago
you might survive if you keep your hands off of the X5, son!
10 years ago
hahah nigger attack
10 years ago
awww that's a good video.. funny shit..just put you're free hand in his throat and rasberry him
10 years ago
Funny, I saw this same clip on a Tiger site called "How to Play With and Tenderize Your Dinner"
10 years ago
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