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Guy Shoots Girlfriend In Head

Fake!

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by HankChinaski

submitted October 20th 2007

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10 years ago
...to fuck Houston in the Houston 600, then be first to eat all the cum from it.....enjoy.
10 years ago
U can see the explosive charge go off behind her arm
10 years ago
Did everyone see the retard poetry post that shit is fantastic
10 years ago
I wouldn't put "last" if I were you, I got in the shit for it yesterday... gay fuckers calling me funny names.
10 years ago
sometimes i like to sing about stuff and its makes me laugh
ps im hot
10 years ago
^idiot
10 years ago
I dunno, at this point I'd rather rip on Mouzer for being a moron.
10 years ago
hmmm.. smerf, you take mouzer; dik, you take 420; and i'll rip on bigjohnson.

whatever, bitch you loved being in the shit.
10 years ago
That's pretty funny, you guys think your'e so hard core on this site, but Plantshits still here, bitcho has a different name, 420 doesn't even listen, I pwn u, etc. You don't really do all that shit you think you do. Though you do have Kegamaru as your bitch, and he loves it, so great job with that. But besides that, nothing. The people who usually agree, are just saving their asses from being harassed by the few of you. Well, anyway, keep doing what you were doing, just wanted to point that out.
10 years ago
god thats so fake, he shoots up yet the blood comes straight back
10 years ago
I didn't see any shooting up....
10 years ago
Sadly, Elchris was busy elsewhere...
10 years ago
lol owned.
10 years ago
what u mean you dont see any shooting up
10 years ago
^You're dumb.
10 years ago
^
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
and ya, i just went there
10 years ago
wow?
10 years ago
Get him, Hank!!!
10 years ago
funny. i recall redsun saying the exact same thing yesterday.
10 years ago
I'm sure he just cut and pasted it from somewhere.

I'm flattered he saved it for me, just his sister.
10 years ago
Yep. Googled the first site and it comes up plenty. Seems it's a standard reply to trollers on different sites.

He should used it on himself.
10 years ago
yea, ididnt read all that crap, but i remember the generally not good in the end. lame
10 years ago
My spelling has realy been getting bed recently.
10 years ago
^bad. Fuck!
10 years ago
hank you looser
10 years ago
wasn't kio banned forever?
10 years ago
^You suck dick "dik"
10 years ago
how can you even type with all that donkey cum all over your fingernail-polished hands? Bitcho you incredible tranny whore.
10 years ago
She licks her hands clean before typing.
10 years ago
what a fag! Bitcho the "uncle" that runs the mexican orphanage that you grew up in is embarrassed
10 years ago
He also misses when you would suck him dry on a daily basis....
10 years ago
You ass lickin', Log gnawin', espanochita wantin'(but not gettin'), mama fuckin', shit eatin', small tweeter havin', ass monkey bein', PC usin', don't be knowin' which hole to stick it in, country music lovin', hick dick suckin', third testicle havin', no beat havin', Puff Daddy wanna bein', singin' like my ass drunk of Vodka, foreskin fryin' like a chip, public monkey spankin', jizum squirtin', omish bein', small knockers havin', beasteality lovin', Metallica not likin', I wish I had skizzillllzzz, cat fuckin', premature ejaculatin', porno readin', ass gettin', fudge packin', self-castratin', Mr. Eder gut havin', sweaty nut sac suckin', masturbatin' with a hot dog, you couldn't get none with a plastic cow, no time tellin', rib removin' and self cock suckin, Easter Bunny beleivin', non scalar havin', no jizloppin', test tube condom usin, born from alien sperm bein', condom from ass pullin', Ms. Lewis weave havin', PRESENT from Santa gettin' (if you know what I mean), pubic hair shavin', wide ass clit havin', Barney watchin', "special" friend being, porcupine rapin', sweaty nut sac havin', hairy palm havin', blind as a bat bein', chicken chokin', porpoise greasin', egg suckin', farts smell like Boris Yeltsin's breath, Tickle Me Elmo vibrator usin', slow like my mamma bein', tight spandex wearin', cunt guzzlin', no power chord playin', couldn't get laid in a bar full of horny drunk fat old 2000 lbs. land monsters, nose pickin' then eatin' it, Piccaso face havin', substitute crack for asthma inhaler usin', Gynochologist tool likin', I Love You Barney lunch box carryin', breasts hairy as a bear havin', couldn't get to first if you were hit with the ball (sexually you stupid fuck!), Sigourney Weaver naked poster hangin', hippoptamous child havin', need a magnifying glass to masturbate, BatBoy lookalike bien', one sperm squirtin', pot sniffin', hindu bien', chingas su madre, gettin' injured while bowlin', brocken fortune cookie buyin', "please come again" sayin', dick the dise of a tic-tac havin', sex with a redneck when your seven havin', Milli Vanilli listenin', in the sink pissin', KFC Thanksgiving dinner eatin', born with one testicle bein', real artificial leather jackin wearin', doin' with your sister while you dad's video tapin' it, lavander plush clothes wearin', jitterbug dancin', tweeser masturbatin', Kwick-E-Mart runnin', cuttin' your sisters vulva with your braces, Arnold Swartszinager and Antonio Banderez sexual dreams havin', anally probed by you father bien', immitation cubicszerconia buyin', horsey face fuckin', double condom wearin' (just to make it look bigger), Marv Albert actin', Cracker Jack engagement ring givin', MOTHER FUCKIN' ASS GOBLIN!
10 years ago
ya ok
10 years ago
how come there was no blast from the gun? just sound of a blast
10 years ago
I like how the spatter came from the lower shoulder
10 years ago
I like the spatter too.
10 years ago
Mmmmmm...spatter!
10 years ago
Fake as all hell, the gun was pointing up and the splatter went straight back. And nobody goes down that fast.
10 years ago
Asians are very quick...
10 years ago
I agree it's fake, but I'm guessing you WOULD go down that quickly if you took a good shot to the noggin.
10 years ago
More of a slumping really instead of diving at the floor.
10 years ago
You'd think the people here don't watch the other gore vids. They go down VERY fast, their bodies go totally limp. She appeared to make herself fall.
10 years ago
It's real.
10 years ago
no it isn't
10 years ago
FAF. Fake as fuck.
10 years ago
real like those stupidly humongous tits you posted earlier, hank?
10 years ago
I dunno, Bud Dywer (excuse the spelling) went down pretty quick.
10 years ago
^Didn't he just? Anyhows, this video is fake for a few reasons - not least because she had the presence of mind to protect herself from the wall with her arm.
10 years ago
Real as the donkey balls slapping off of Bitcho's chin.
10 years ago
ah hah! bicho take the donkey cock upside down so that balls hit his nose!

i knew it was fake.
10 years ago
you know even a blind person could see the flash from the blood back on her back going off and and the gun has no action the slide dont move. the sound you hear is from the pyro on her back.
10 years ago
Pretty cool, even if it is fake.
10 years ago
... no... its not cool... its a piece of shit and any fuckface should be able to realize if you shoot someone upwards blood doesnt fly out of your shoulder blade....


or... does it?
10 years ago
I still think it's pretty cool. Homemade special effects are unpredictable.
10 years ago
well we could try it out with your head nitrochuck. youll never know where the shit will fly.
10 years ago
I have seen real shots to the head, of course it was fake. However, even some "real" head shots often look fake because we have all been watching Hollywood's version of violence so long (and even today's stuff is kinda tame compared to the 60's and 70's Horror genre).
10 years ago
Where have you seen a real shot to the head, besides the internet.
10 years ago
Maybe he means your mom getting bukkaked?
10 years ago
whammy
10 years ago
*Fag Ignore Stamp*
10 years ago
3 seconds is 2 seconds too long in having a gun in your face. If you dont react by then, you aint gonna get another chance.
10 years ago
seriously, if i had a gun, and i pulled it on someone, best believe i'm already squeezing the trigger on the way up.
10 years ago
make sure youre holding it the right way too, and check for safety. take your time.. take your time..
10 years ago
ok i believe its fake but why did they make it?
10 years ago
I hope it wasn't real. Why didn't he do her first?
10 years ago
you cant answer my question with a question
10 years ago
Or can he?
10 years ago
Why not?
10 years ago
hes gonna do her afterwards
10 years ago
I was waiting for that one, or, was I?
10 years ago
aaagh lol
10 years ago
REAL!
10 years ago
fake or not..men should have the right to shoot women when they don't sgree with the male 100% on all subjects
10 years ago
true Hierarchy is the shit.
10 years ago
i don't "sgree" with you, now shoot me, ass wipe.
10 years ago
Ive seen better fake shooting and killings.... this one sucks ass.
10 years ago
whats with submitting this shit hank?
10 years ago
shut up elchris.
10 years ago
or what, are you gonna start whining to yak and deja for em to ban me like you did that time with blockwar on your makeup pic? bitch
10 years ago
Blockwar was making a twat of himself and claiming to be our god.
You are just a cunt in general.
10 years ago
whats your point
10 years ago
His point, rather clearly, is that you are just a cunt.
10 years ago
epa, pero si es el maricon de fugsmuker!
10 years ago
Ive said it before, and Ill say it again... Spanish is such a low language. So WHY would you start jibbering in it?
10 years ago
^^백치
10 years ago
Hat man dir mal ins Gehirn geschissen und vergessen umzurühren, elchris?
10 years ago
What would you have me submit, ElPiss?
10 years ago
i dont know, there are plenty of vids around better than this fake shit. herr fugsmuker sug pikken paa den transexuele moren din
10 years ago
I submit whatever I come across that looks like it could get posted by yak. Yak and deja make the final decision on what gets posted. Why complain to the person who submitted it?
10 years ago
you know this sucked, i guess you find it impossible to admit something
10 years ago
I submitted it because I thought it had it had some merit. If you want to complain to somebody, complain to yak, or better yet, just shut up and quit whining.
10 years ago
we post pretty much anything thats submitted.. that being said i've gotten bored with beheading and 'news' type shit from court tv and shit so i've stopped approving them
10 years ago
Hmmm, maybe I'll submit some extra annoying stuff just to annoy people.
10 years ago
so the stuff i submited wont get posted?
10 years ago
sounds like a fantastic plan hank..
10 years ago
not really annoying to press a button to ban someone, it only takes 1 click and i don't mind doing it... also takes 1 click to delete a post so no big deal
10 years ago
and yeah chris ive already deleted most of your submissions
10 years ago
most of em? there were 3 i think
10 years ago
That means he's deleted two of them.
10 years ago
it sounded like there were more..
10 years ago
I still want to know what kind of submission would get someone banned. I believe I asked that in reference to Plantshit the other day.
10 years ago
i told you like 5 minutes after you asked
his title in all of them
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im not going to even bother looking at something thats just with a title/desc of that since 90% of all the shit thats submitted is usually super old already.
10 years ago
Is that it?

You just said something about banning in reference to me posting something really annoying.

Now, it seems ok, as long as it's properly titled.
10 years ago
Before posting an opinion, please know the facts. Something called ricochet. The bullet can hit off something like BONE. The path of the bullet isnt always straight.
10 years ago
thank you Dr. Science
10 years ago
Thank you, we know. Now fuck off.
10 years ago
Facts have nothing to do with opinions.
10 years ago
if it's fake then why the fuck did you post it?
10 years ago
fuck you
10 years ago
Because, I fucking felt like it.
10 years ago
Because of the simple fact this was trying to be serious, it should have been funny. Now the problem was that it made NO FUCKING SENSE! A little back story would've been nice.
10 years ago
And yes i mean back story of the movie or whatever this PoS was trying to be.
10 years ago
This is obviously real. You can see the blood splatter on the wall....
10 years ago
That what happened to Kennedy. Phantom bullet I mean.
10 years ago
The shot was cool it's the shitty dialog that's cheesy, but it made me laugh so there you go. Hell it's 100% better than anything I've posted, which would be nothing.

While I'm thinking about it what's up with people bitching to the poster about the quality of the post when I don't see them posting shit. I say, you don't like it post something better, and shut the fuck up.
10 years ago
How the fuck did you come up with zipp, you long winded bastard.
10 years ago
Well it's pretty obvious, I'm a long winded bastard.
10 years ago
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