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Solving The World's Problems

I'll take one monk, extra crispy.

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by HankChinaski

submitted October 20th 2007

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looks like the event of the year for those nuts
10 years ago
yeah i agree with you there.
10 years ago
When u are dead ur power in the other side increases, this is the ultimate sacrifise, to put things as the should be.
Looks crazy but the pain of the fire, makes u almost instandly come out of your body, so you dont have to go troough the distractions of ur own hell (memory), giving u more controll when u seek around to be reborn somwhere sometime.
10 years ago
This memory hell takes long becouse ur experience of time is so slowed down.
After 10 minutes for ppl who are still alive will seem like a lifetime for the one who is dead.
10 years ago
So these guy's are hacking the other world, Neo.
10 years ago
i want the 15 minutes it took to read those posts back.
10 years ago
It took you 15 minutes to read those posts?
10 years ago
i had to translate them into something comprehendable first.
10 years ago
GO TEAM PYRO!
10 years ago
fuck you.

GO TEAM WALK IT OFF!!!
10 years ago
So there is no Team burn the monk?

The smell from that must have been awful.
10 years ago
TEAM CRISPYCRITTERS!
10 years ago
This looks like the cover to my Rage Against the Machine CD
10 years ago
illidans: you have to have at least three to have a team. i think i recall another in this same vein, but not a third.
10 years ago
Is that not murder? It was the other monk who poured the gas over him and lit it. It's certainly not a suicide.
10 years ago
You dont think the soldiers made him do it ? monks usualy dont run around killing each other
10 years ago
Soldiers didnt FORCE them to do it per se. Its always been a Buddhist form of protest against the militaristic governments of that area. The only downside is that the regimes really dont care
10 years ago
maybe if they did that to the odd catholic priest they would stop fucking little boys
10 years ago
You can have one person in a team, it would just be a lonely team....
10 years ago
The Donnie Darko jams are just fabulous.
10 years ago
Faces of Death music...
10 years ago
Feed me a stray cat.
10 years ago
Hungry much?
10 years ago
dedicated mother fuckers
10 years ago
agree
10 years ago
bah. he's a flamer if you ask me.
10 years ago
no one?

bah, fuck you guys too.
10 years ago
I was gonna reply but I couldn't breathe I was laughing so MUCH!
Hoo boy!
10 years ago
What exactly was the purpose of the car? Nobody had a fucking match?
10 years ago
what car?
10 years ago
i wonder what it smells like
10 years ago
Probably like gasoline. However, rub him with olive oil, garlic, and a bit of rosemary, throw him on a coal fired grill, I bet it would smell delicious.
10 years ago
Yummy
10 years ago
hmmm sounds good!
10 years ago
one fried monk, please, well done.
10 years ago
His death mattered as much as a fart in the wind.
10 years ago
"i wonder what it smells like" ^fabreeze805^ lol
10 years ago
i close my eyes,
only for a moment, but the moment's gone.
10 years ago
All my dreams, pass before my eyes; a curiosity.
10 years ago
blablabla; poetry.
10 years ago
beuatiful, wasn't it^?
10 years ago
*beautiful
10 years ago
i was trying to think of a marshmellow joke but im too drunk.
10 years ago
oh yea almost forgot. he got PWN3D.
10 years ago
Not fair! He was AFK!
10 years ago
I had to play some Rage Against the Machine after I saw this... That is one bad ass dude that can set himself on fire and just fall over. I wonder how many monks said "fuck this noise" after they watch him get torched...
10 years ago
a cop listening to rage against the machine... ever listened to the fukin lirics you dickhead?
10 years ago
Stop the presses! Elchris just made a valid point.
10 years ago
It blows the Meth Heads minds when I play my iPod for them on the way to Jail. I fire up some ICP for them. I tell the guys that I am the first Jugalo Cop that they have met. Oh yeah, I forgot, Cops are not allowed to listen to anti-government music. You fucking retard.
10 years ago
A Juggalo Cop, now there's a fucking winner for ya!!!!!!
10 years ago
A juggalo cop..you've got to be kidding me...SAY IT AIN"Y SO HANK!
10 years ago
AIN'T
10 years ago
they probably laugh at you in your face when you tell em that, LSD, maybe even spit on you.
10 years ago
juggalos need to be spit on.
10 years ago
shit I missed this juicy tidbit.Lsd is a juggalo too ??a cop and a juggalo...A coppalo? what an incredible fag!
10 years ago
I missed it too, but I'm not suprised. His faggotry knows no bounds.
10 years ago
i wonder if his police issue boots are really huge.
10 years ago
is his big red nose kevlar?
10 years ago
I figured he wore makeup in his spare time, but I wasn't figureing on clown makeup.
10 years ago
flamebait
10 years ago
don't bother. these guys can't handle highbrow humor like that.
10 years ago
Hank eats monks. Oh dear.
10 years ago
I'm trying to cut back, but it's hard, you know?
10 years ago
Yea, their meat is just so tender.
10 years ago
supper!!
10 years ago
Ok...So what the fuck was the point of that? I guess thats the punishment you get when you masturbate while meditating.
10 years ago
Is he ok?
10 years ago
poke it with a fork, i want it well-done.
10 years ago
Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Monk.
10 years ago
just a hint of ranch dressing.
10 years ago
if he would have held his breath he would have survived much longer.
10 years ago
you can't hold your breath, plantshit. your body heats up, as does the air in your lungs, increasing pressure.. plus, the fire burns the insides of your nose, and i doubt you'd be able to hold your breath longer than a few seconds.
10 years ago
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