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I Hate My Penis

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I hope somebody enjoys watching this. I didn't.

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by HankChinaski

submitted October 20th 2007

94 comments
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comments (94)
i can't bring myself to hit the play button
10 years ago
LOL! Of course by "LOL" I mean PUSSY!
10 years ago
OMFG!!! I made it to the end but I can't believe that people have any desire to do this shit!!!
10 years ago
Pussy

This is totally masturbatable
10 years ago
it can actually come in handy when you jerk off, you can hold your penis with your finger
10 years ago
thats my favorite game to play when i blaze and mob the dez
ps im hot
10 years ago
ps youre dumb
10 years ago
I don't want it to come in handy. All warm and sticky and shit.
10 years ago
Okay, I'm making an official Deja Request to ban 420. Any seconds?
10 years ago
Yep. He's a cunt and no mistake.
10 years ago
why? has he been spamming 'first' posts?
10 years ago
This "ps im hot" shite doesn't belong.
It's on every post, and quite frankly, anyone who spells "boy" with an I needs a good dejaing.
10 years ago
I'm gonna have to go with Claude here...
Ban the fucker!!!
10 years ago
AND HE STILL CUMS LIKE A CHAMP
GOOD ON HIM -WINKS-
10 years ago
Well this is king of interesting.
10 years ago
Is that anything like the queen of boring?
10 years ago
its more like the duke of intriguing.
10 years ago
The earl of sadness
10 years ago
The squire of scalpels.
10 years ago
the ace of spades

wait...
10 years ago
Prince of puree.
10 years ago
the sultan of slice.
10 years ago
Page of Piercing
10 years ago
The Grand Poobah of what-the-fuck
10 years ago
The messiah of self-circumcisions.
10 years ago
im the Khalif of Mucho Sucko, which means you all are my bitches!
10 years ago
bitches
10 years ago
The PsuedoChrist of Crazytown
10 years ago
The psuedosatan of diddle dong
10 years ago
the lord of looney.
10 years ago
The Pope of Penis-mutilation
10 years ago
the god of god dammit, that's just dumb.
10 years ago
The Blair Witch Project 3: Season of the Dick
10 years ago
knight of the knife.

i don't know why these keep coming to me...
10 years ago
vicar of virginity
president of perforation
count of castration
dalai lama of dick slice
great leader of grating your member

sorry. i'm done.
10 years ago
^Thank fuck for that. ;)
10 years ago
How about just plain fucking stupid?
10 years ago
The pope of fuck-you-whunu-you-fucking-shitbag-assclown.
10 years ago
The Emperor of this-is-what-happens-when-i-get-bored-of-regular-masturbation
10 years ago
kind*
10 years ago
kind of what, idiot? learn to use the reply button, you useless piece of shit.
10 years ago
Oh, and have a nice day.
10 years ago
lol
too late patate, you are a MS idiot now
10 years ago
okay i had to stop halfway... my penis cried just now.
10 years ago
Well, at least it wasn't as bad as that other one.
10 years ago
aww...you missed the money shot! blood and cum dripping all over the place, it was horrible.
10 years ago
omg no thank you.
10 years ago
It heartens me to hear you say that (figuratively speaking, of course)
10 years ago
psychotropic drugs are very powerful.
10 years ago
So are scalpels.
10 years ago
new entry for the pain Olympics?
10 years ago
Wedding ring?
I'd hate to see what his wife is like.
10 years ago
Wedding rings are worn on the left hand. But it does look like one just on his right hand
10 years ago
i wore my wedding ring on my right hand until i got married.

maybe this guy's engaged too?
10 years ago
depends what culture you are in and such what ring finger you wear it on i believe..
10 years ago
honestly i wore it there so i wouldn't lose it.
10 years ago
i wear mine so my girl won't kill me
10 years ago
ah women.
10 years ago
Regardless
10 years ago
I wear mine is a tiara.
10 years ago
Christ.. I was going for a joke, but I fucked the first part up so bad it's not worth it.
10 years ago
it's ok...i understand it
10 years ago
I wear mine as a tiara.
Oh, wait, that's my cock ring!

Yeah, it's probably better that it didn't work the first time.
10 years ago
well i was on your side for a while there...
10 years ago
niggers should do this so the dont reproduce
10 years ago
Aaaannnnnnddd you're retarded.
10 years ago
Homos on fishing boats=extra chum!
10 years ago
you're gonna need a bigger boat roland
10 years ago
It must be time for this years' pain mutilation awards.
10 years ago
What fun is that? He needs a higher dose of anti-depressants.
10 years ago
Is there not some kind of nervous reflex action that would stop you from slicing your dick apart? I don't get this.
10 years ago
Watched the whole thing... twice fuckin outstanding
10 years ago
Home movies Hank?
10 years ago
I'll never tell.
10 years ago
he used blood as lubricant for fapulation...some people don't deserve to have penises
10 years ago
i'm fuckin' scarred for life....wouldn't that shit hurt like a bitch, if the cum got all over the cut???
10 years ago
venom you love watching men play with their self don't you lol
10 years ago
you sick freak
10 years ago
Isn't that how everyone masturbates? I mean if there's another way, please enlighten me.
10 years ago
my penis can't be cut with a scalpel
10 years ago
How about a diamond bladed skill saw?
10 years ago
thanx to you hank my prostate is out of order... oh speaking of nihon-shuu and healing prostate problems, have you tried hachi or hebi-shuu yet? my old lady's grandma has a batch thats older than dirt that i tried a few months back. it's more of an elixir than anything which tastes like sandlewood(shit), but it gives you wood
10 years ago
No, never tried that stuff.
10 years ago
yea nothing to rave about, it's just the shock value of whats's coiled up in it i suppose
10 years ago
I dont get it why they do this shit. They can only do it once and their dick is destroyed for life... And I dont think a mutilated cock impresses the chicks that much.
10 years ago
such precision, like that of a surgeon.
10 years ago
was he uncircumsized or did he just fuck up his dick... I dont get why he would do that.. its a bloody mess.
10 years ago
bloody fuckin mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 years ago
That music made me laugh. Sounded like a jap chick crying in porn.
10 years ago
Just makes me wanna stop shaking peoples' hands.
10 years ago
i hope you had kids b4 you did this
10 years ago
He MUST have HIV. no no no other excuse.
9 years ago
he must BE W.H.I.T.E.NO NO NO other excuse
8 years ago
i remember it was longer?
anyway.....dont think he even took anything before that, u cant cum otherwise. he is SICK
love the vid
8 years ago
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