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4ft Car

Another comedy sketch from the genius mind of Chris Moris (and co.) BTW The video is deliberately cut up into long frames.

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by MrEd

submitted October 18th 2007

104 comments
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Fi.. Fi... Firr... No I can't do it.
10 years ago
Prepare to be half-banned
10 years ago
Half? Hows that?
10 years ago
where we take ur man hood and make u the bitch of the site
10 years ago
i thought that was done a long time ago...
10 years ago
inTOXIKated
Joined: 07/10/2007 at 18:27
kagemaru026
Joined: 09/20/2006 at 15:46

Shut up newbs!
10 years ago
you're still a douche man
10 years ago
dik
Joined: 01/18/2007 at 13:26
Your'e still a newb. Even more than Fagymanjuice.
10 years ago
me
not a fag
dik
not a fag
TOX
not a fag
zx,nvmnfljfkjkrwioufv
fag

go home now.
10 years ago
fuck you zxct i don't fuckin give a fuckin shit how long you've been anywhere. you're a fucking imbecile
you are stupid
10 years ago
Spoken like a true Dik...
10 years ago
On that note, I'll take this opportunity to zxcv a noob.
10 years ago
seriously. just because you joined a month ago doesn't make you a noob, if you make decent comments and post worthwhile shit. being a half-witted shitstain and making comments that make plantshit sound smart, that makes you a noob no matter how long you've been here.
10 years ago
I joined before you dik, you noob.

Oh wait, by saying that, I'm the noob.
10 years ago
^ Pwnd
10 years ago
you're still a fag, zxcv
10 years ago
I feel like a Native American here. Im being pushed of my land by a bunch of whiny newbs, who constaintly bitch about everything, and a year from now won't even be here anyway. Don't be an uncle Tom smerf, it's not you.
10 years ago
^noob extrordinaire
10 years ago
kinda brings that "internet does not make you stupid" slogan in mind. zxcv has been making his stupidity available to mucho since late august 2005. betta respect, yo'
10 years ago
I concur with everyone except the douche. (xasdfssxxscs)
10 years ago
Good man!
10 years ago
i guess joined date doesn't mean that much, seeing how a supposed 'veteran' like you is still a total retard.
10 years ago
you should be ashamed that you've been here since 2005 but still haven't joined the club, while hank and dik were in within a month..
10 years ago
when i joined, i didn't even start posting immediately. i lurked for like a year and found out who the cool people are and who the tards are. i've seen shits like you come and go.
10 years ago
Yea, in clubs, gangs, or fraternitys you mostly have to agree to shit that you don't want to and there are always fake fucks trying to join^. I am mostly the lone star, purposly avoiding these oppinion forming groups. All groups are the same, they gang up against one person to gain acceptance, and don't say anything critical to the top guys in the group. But I don't give a fuck. I'll make fun of some people, and agree with others. I don't care who they are, or what who they know. This is true in rl also. I don't live for acceptance like some of these miserable people do. So some people hate me, some love me, but I don't change just cause some fuckers disagree.
10 years ago
well hey, if that's your bag, fill it with shit and put it on someone's porch.

in the meantime, don't be an idiot. it's not too late to redeem yourself.
10 years ago
zxcv, STFU you go off on people because you were here first? Is that seriously all you can say? If you can't stand other people coming around then gtfo.

.....NEWB!
10 years ago
zxcv sounds lije a real tough guy, bet he still lives with his mom.
10 years ago
he just started 5th grade this year. go easy on him.
10 years ago
He actually made a few good points just above, but yes, too late indeed. Being defensive is always a bad tactic on here.
10 years ago
Can you guys read? Probably no more than 5 words a day. I said I don't live for acceptance, so why the hell would I try to redeem myself? I am just tellin you how this shit goes. Ahh forget it, like all your teachers I'm just gonne let you sit in the back and pass with a c-.
10 years ago
That's great, zxcv, but you're STILL a fag.
10 years ago
So is this a parody of something 'cause it doesn't seem that funny by itself.
But lol at "fucking noddy!"
10 years ago
yeah, that's the only funny part of this video. or any of the video's this guy has posted in the past couple of days.
10 years ago
what happened to english comedy?
10 years ago
Nothing, it's still as not funny as ever.
10 years ago
Well said.
10 years ago
Amen
10 years ago
Their sense of humor is as dry as their skin and tasteless as water. Unless you live in Florida.
10 years ago
I'd rather watch that than a whole series of US "comedy".
10 years ago
English comedy is usually pretty good, and there are many different styles of it.
10 years ago
But, this is lame.
10 years ago
Most Americans call English comedy lame, but still manage to pick up on and join in the Pythonesque threads on here. There's good and bad comedy from almost every country, except maybe France.
10 years ago
That said, I have to agree with you on this particular pile of shite. Having kidney stones removed without anaesthetic(sp?) would be funnier.
10 years ago
yea, this was pretty shitty. but i also agree most english comedy is pretty good. monty python for example is some of the funniest shit.
10 years ago
the english practically invented modern comedy. Monty python for example. but this guy eats balls
10 years ago
Thing is, we had the likes of the Pythons, Dudley Moore and Peter Cook, and possibly The Goodies and Benny Hill who came out with different styles of comedy that were new and original. Now there are a lot of Brit acts that think they can improve on this "alternative comedy" thing by being even more abstract, but it just comes across as stupid. You can't out-original the originals, if you know what I meam.
10 years ago
Think it's another case of bad example dik. The guy has been in just about every major comedy show in the UK for the last 7 or 8 years maybe longer.
10 years ago
I don't know Fug. The Fast Show, Black Adder, Big Train, The IT Crowd, Smell of Reeves and Mortimer, Brass Eye, The Office, Alan Partridge, Saxondale, Gareth Cheeseman, A Bit of Fry & Laurie. A lot of good comedy.
10 years ago
Christ on a fucking stick! I forgot the Phoenix Nights, Bo Selecta, Ali G, Borat, Black Books, Little Britain, Dennis Pennis, Green Wings, Spaced, Catherine Tate, Spitting Image, The Kumars, Drop The Dead Donkey, Nighty Night, Men Behaving Badly, The Royle Family, Open Doors, Marion & Geoff, Peep Show, Red Dwarf, Harry Enfield, & League Of Gentlemen.

Fucking hell.
10 years ago
Yeah, and I forgot Not The Nine O'Clock News too. A lot of these are/were on mainstream tv, the ones I'm really critisisising are those that appear on late night "comedy" shows that simply act stupid and get raved about by the press as "new and original".
10 years ago
Quite liked the Mighty Boosh but a lot of that stuff can be shite.
10 years ago
Cheekycov - you know your shit **applauds**
Chris Morris was responsible for 'Brass Eye' & 'Drop the Dead Donkey'. One of his latest efforts,'Nathan Barley', should also be added to that list - another inspired piece of satire (this time about trendy idiots in London)
10 years ago
OMG How could we forget the original alternative comedians - The Goons. Pure demented genius!
10 years ago
I'm not too big on Nathan Barley because I missed most of it. What I saw of it was good though. Had that Richard Ayoade in it.
10 years ago
To be honest, I can't remember his involvement...just Nathan being a massive twat and Dan Ashcroft playin them all. Again, only a short number of episodes, but definitely one to watch in it's entirety. I just love it cos it makes a group I despise* look as dumb as they really are.
*pretentious cliquey fashion twats
10 years ago
Needless to say he was one of the twats. Just fucked around all day.If I remember there was only 1 guy who did any work. Didn't Nathan Barley call himself a media node? I remember the 2 guys from the Mighty Boosh were in it as well.
10 years ago
Media node? What a c*nt - LOL! Awesome character! One of my work colleagues, who's opinion I greatly value, keeps goin on about The Might Boosh, so i'll have to check it out.
10 years ago
this picture sucks
10 years ago
So where's the punchline to the joke?

I enjoy British humor, but that wasn't funny at all.

Joined: 11/21/2004 at 02:24
10 years ago
Who cares when you joined?
WTF?
10 years ago
You couldn't have picked a better name than "sonyguy"? Did you have a hard-on for your playstation?
10 years ago
Well newbs don't care, thats who. And sony why don't you have an avatar yet? You have had long enough to get one. Just saying. And who didn't have a hard-on for their playstation when it first came out.
10 years ago
Me. Toys don't turn me on.
10 years ago
Toy's, electronics and Big guys named Bubba only turn on the fags, like you... vvxcxzx.
10 years ago
Should have switched to giko...
10 years ago
So where's the car?
10 years ago
ha! i was thinking the same fuckin thing! i only watched the whole thing cuz i wanted to see the baby car
10 years ago
Jeez - I know it's a cliche, but you guys clearly just didn't 'get it'. BTW No offense meant at all - just disappointed.
10 years ago
I'll give you a dollar if you stop posting this shit.
10 years ago
50p? What a deal
10 years ago
Is it more like 54p ?
10 years ago
48.78p - but I'm a pedant.
10 years ago
Not to worry - this was the last one.
I thought i'd just try and contribute something unique, but clearly this was the wrong audience.
10 years ago
The desired sub-genre of this audience consists of; tits, ass, tits, tits, death, tits, hot naked women, tits, perfect tits, nice tits, and tits. If I missed any, who gives a fuck. Tits.
10 years ago
you forgot the niches, like teams piss, shit, pus, puke, pestilence, etc.
10 years ago
Oh, my bad - so can I redeem myself by posting a vid of Aria Giovanni fisting herself?
10 years ago
BTW Do I have a virus, or is everyone else getting re-directed to Adult Friendfinder when they try and click on links on the MS homepage?
10 years ago
No, you can't redeem yourself, but post it anyways.
10 years ago
Turns out someone hacked into my machine and unleashed a cocktail of evil viruses, trojans and worms - took 2 evenings of pain to get it surf-worthy (still partially infected tho, and not in good shape). Perhaps it was revenge for all these Jam posts...
No names **caughHankcaugh**
I'll submit the Aria vid once my machine's healthier
10 years ago
I know how you feel, Last night , when I logged on I immediately got two trojan alerts. I think MS was a target. People that use viruses should be sentenced to death.
10 years ago
Yup, all the advanced ads enable plenty of ways for Adware to sneak on board. There should be some advice on the FAQ about stoppin that shit - I can only recommend:
a) download and install AVG (it's FREE & it works!)
b) activate Firewall
c) install Windows Defender
d) set IE security settings as high as possible, or just use Firefox.
e) Keep Windows & all anti-virus/Adware SW updated.
etc!
Or I guess we could all just get Macs...no scratch that - that would be gay ;)
10 years ago
A video this bad shouldn't be allowed to exist.
10 years ago
This has less value than the fat geezer fuck video.
10 years ago
I dont get it ....
But i would love a Triumph Stag convertable , those things are hot !!
10 years ago
Triumph Slag? Oh no! Have you got your flat cap and tweed jacket ready?
10 years ago
Don't dis the Stag Fug! They were nice. Preferred the GT6 though.
10 years ago
Bad to worse, fries. TR6 is better, if you got the money.
I once went to Keighley Car Museum in my '72 Mach 1, and there was a Stag owners club meet. All these flat cappers standing there staring in disgust as I floored it past in a VERY loud manner. The curator came out to see what made the noise, and being a fan of American muscle cars, gave us a guided tour of the museum AND the workshops and he even started an Indy Pace Car exhibit that ran an open exhaust, indoors!
10 years ago
Fries?
10 years ago
I drive a Nissan. Is that not cool?
10 years ago
*tumbleweed blows through the streets*
10 years ago
Wait, no it's a Mitsubishi, I think.
10 years ago
I thought it was bad that I didn't know what year my car was, but you don't even know yours' model? Damn.
10 years ago
How long did it take you to get used to driving on the 'wrong' side, Hank?
10 years ago
Seriously, I have worked in the classic car industry for 20 years (Jaguar - crap) and a high percentage of the English "classic sports car enthusiasts" are stuck up, pompous wankers. They react badly to critisism.
Pompous idiot: "Ah hello, I own an M.G.Beee. (imagine the accent).
Me: "Well somebody has to."
Pompous idiot: *Hard silent stare.*
No sense of humor!
10 years ago
HOW DARE YOU....

Oh I see. Still like the GT6 though.
10 years ago
Gottlos, I used to work at an auto parts store. Trust me, there are more annoying things not to know.
10 years ago
Since we seem to have gotten on the subject, I drive a Honda. Used to drive an old Toyota pickup, though.
10 years ago
Mr. Ed said genius mind. What about this is genius?
10 years ago
Nothing in this sketch. When it comes to Chris Morris you have to look at the Brass Eye and the The Day Today stuff. Some of that is genius.
10 years ago
What would Mr. Ed know? He lives in a stable, eats dry grass and craps on his bedding.
10 years ago
^haha... Nice one, Fug.
10 years ago
^You think that's clever?! That's so old it's B&W!
10 years ago
^*cricket sounds in background*
10 years ago
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