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Bad Sex

A twisted comedy sketch from the genius mind of Chris Morris. Not a huge amount to see - deliberately obscured - but listen carefully.

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by MrEd

submitted October 18th 2007

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umm no
10 years ago
Yes, a definite no...
10 years ago
At least it was better than the first one but then, stepping in dog shit would be better than the first one.
10 years ago
Can't even see wtf is going on in the vid.
10 years ago
thats kind of the point......
10 years ago
Oh, I should probably read the sub title before posting. But without the sound, this vid makes no sense at all.
10 years ago
without the sound? what are you up past your bedtime? you should invest in headphones.
10 years ago
Is your shift key broken? And I watch tv, listen to music, and surf the interweb at the same time, so usually the internet sound comes in 3rd. Hey, I like to party man.
10 years ago
sounds like ADD to me. differential diagnosis, anyone?
10 years ago
and who capitalizes the first word in their sentences around here, really?
10 years ago
I do.
10 years ago
my point is more people don't than do. the internet is not a place for wanton capitalization.
10 years ago
No, it's apparently the place for asshats to ignore capitalization, grammar, spelling, and otherwise make a twisted mockery of the English language.
10 years ago
me cant give too shitz abut englis lengwage.
besides, i like the red squiggly lines when i type.
10 years ago
Well then, I submit that you are retarded, or your shift key is broken from to much jack juice, and you just won't admit it.
10 years ago
Here's a suggestion, fucktwat... If you want to make sense of the video, how about enabling the sound that you so willingly disabled; you can help it, don't complain.
10 years ago
Read the third one down dummy, I relized the sound thing before. I wasn't complaining, just pointing out what happen. Ive told you this before, you are the worst, the opposite of the greatest.
10 years ago
that's right, swzl; one gold star.
now, what's the opposite of big?

and btw, just because you jizz all over your keyboard doesn't mean we all do. i make a conscious decision to not use the shift key, just you make a conscious decision to not use your fucking brain. only difference is, i can still get my point across, while you just look like a lame, stupid, raving dick.

no offense, dik.
10 years ago
well i don't get it
10 years ago
Did somebody throw up?
10 years ago
its from the show 'jam' its kind of like... weird sketch type things... the series is actually listed on the bbc or channel4's most scariest shows just cuz how odd it is
chris morris played denholm reynholm (the boss) on the british comedy the it crowd.. which is probably my favorite tv comedy right now, although it just finished its season (6 fucking episodes a season).. if you like comedy shows at all its one of the best currently around..
10 years ago
I don't know if anyone else caught it, but something fucked up just happened here.
10 years ago
lies.
10 years ago
confirmation.
10 years ago
Yeah, he stuck his balls up her nose.
10 years ago
Yak, I'm impressed. The IT crowd is probably the best comedy that's been on tv over here for in the last year. The Irish guy in the video is the guy out of IT crowd, Chris O'Dowd.
10 years ago
i get fuck all british shows here. I don't know how yak does. We both live in southern Ontario.
10 years ago
Probably over the internet.
10 years ago
yeah since i don't live in ireland anymore im forced to torrent crap... currently watching jam (cuz of these clips) and brass eye (since searching for other shows by chris morris), brass eye is kind of like a parody news broadcast, but done in a very ummm well its pretty subtle the humor (i mean its blatent but they actually interview real people who believe the shit), if you haven't seen look around you, its kind of like that (look around you is a parody of all those school science shows, like nuclear energy and you! really good stuff but kind of more awkward humor)
jam is well, fucked up...
basically it was a radio show, and in these scenes they are actually putting video to the radio audio, which is why they do all sorts of strange video effects and the fact that the sounds aren't really syncing perfectly.. cuz its actually the actors lip syncing in the tv show.. the actual "genre" of the show is 'comedy horror', and if you watch a few episodes of it you'll know why... some of these clips this guy posted aren't the best ones, but a lot of mucho people will probably get the completely wrong humor some of the skits have... like one where this lady calls in a plumber, because her baby stopped moving a few days ago, so she figured that the plumber was good with pipes, so he could fix the baby... well... he fixes the kid alright.. ;/

anyway, some brit coms people should watch, the it crowd, the mighty boosh (new series should be starting in a few weeks), garth marenghi's dark place (one of my favorites, since i love cheesy horror movies), man to man with dean learner, snuff box, look around you, time trumpet (although some of the stuff is a little obscure for people who don't live there)
if you have sick weird humor, then snuff box, and jam are probably for you, if you like more mainstream humor then the mighty boosh (although its a little surreal), but everyone should check out the it crowd... i really hope that nbc actually ends up going through with the american version, although i don't know how well it would be (i've never watched the american office, but i've been told its pretty good?)
10 years ago
i'm just not really into that many mainstream shows... although i like dexter, and i watch heroes... although it seems to be going down the tubes with all the love story crap :P
10 years ago
Heroes is my favorite show right now. Give them some time and the love story shit will pass.
10 years ago
The IT Crowd is great, though I couldn't believe it when the season ended. You can get this stuff on sites like isohunt.com or tvtorrents.com.... The latter is very reliable and the downloads tend to be incredibly fast, but don't fuck around or your stupid ass will be banned. Kind of like here, but more permanent, and no one will whine and cry to get you unbanned.
10 years ago
yeah they are pretty strict about their ratios.. but its a really good site to find when a new episode is due out or has came out.
10 years ago
the american version of the office is prett funny
10 years ago
You know what, I'd forgotten about the Dean Lerner stuff, that stuff was great. The Brass Eye programs were very controversial over here (especially the Paedogeddon and Drug episodes) and landed C4 in a lot of hot water. They still don't do as much controversial comedy even now. If I remember right the day after the Paedogeddon episode a newspaper went mental over the state of British television demanding action by the government etc, NEXT to this was a photo of a 15 year old Charlotte Church commenting over the size of her tits with "Who's A Big Girl Now". Just what Chris Morris was going on about in the first place.
10 years ago
damn. i really feel like i'm missing out. between the candy bars and the comedy tv, i can't help but wish i was a brit.
10 years ago
Im not one for British humor, but that was kinda funny
10 years ago
Cheers - makes me feel much less of a twat
10 years ago
around 1:57 it sounds like he/she is Daffy Duck
10 years ago
right around :36 it sounds like woody woodpecker.
10 years ago
Depressed because the green stuff didn't cum out?
10 years ago
The slime?...from his video?
10 years ago
Well ..... that was bollocks
10 years ago
Either he's got small balls or he's fucking Starrsky.
10 years ago
I guess the bright side is that the videos can only get better from here.
10 years ago
Seeing as none of you guys felt like quoting any of the decent lines, i'll entertain myself:
"Introduce me to Gladstone"


"HELLO!"


"Very well thank you"
Ahhh, much better
10 years ago
Your sense of humor is very bland.
10 years ago
I think 'dry' is the word you were looking for, but I guess both accurately describe British food
10 years ago
It's like that Goodness Gracious Me sketch.
"I want my food extra bland!"
10 years ago
^A classic indeed!
@IamTheGreatest: [Damn, where's a down arrow when you need it...]
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Fair enough - i'll make sure I use more salt in my humerous posts from now on.
10 years ago
Bland can be used as an adjective to describe humor... "tasteless" meaning it hasn't flavor. Bland is the word I meant to use and it will remain that way.
10 years ago
God dammit.
10 years ago
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