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Stabbing Monkeys

Gotta love The Onion.

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by HankChinaski

submitted October 18th 2007

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Haha...Fuck you PETA!
10 years ago
You know this isnt real right? Maybe you should support PETA seeing as how youre a dumb animal yourself
10 years ago
Oh this IS real asshole. I stab monkeys myself!
10 years ago
Im just totally gonna blow off how retarded you are... don't blink, here I go...

*Walks away*
10 years ago
Somebody from PETA is going to believe this and have a stroke.
10 years ago
Oh come on stop being such a fuckin sissy they didnt even stab the damn thing only joked about it grow some skin.
10 years ago
...Silly monkies...
10 years ago
changos are cool, I have a class full of them.
10 years ago
Do you attend Grambling?
10 years ago
I'm a teacher
10 years ago
This just in. Getting stabbed can kill you.
10 years ago
film at eleven.
10 years ago
that proves nothin more research needs to be done
10 years ago
That is sick that they dont test on human babies. Poor monkies...
10 years ago
Christ. Don't we have enough fake news shows already? 5 or 6 should cover it. We get it already. You are doing silly shit with a straight face. Great. Brilliant work.
10 years ago
brilliant work bitching about it
10 years ago
wait, not realy
10 years ago
I agree, there are way too many fake news outlets. There's CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News for starters.
10 years ago
Yah seriously fuck off this vid was pretty entertaining...
10 years ago
It was ok.
10 years ago
not as good as "a bit of reality for you," that's for sure.
10 years ago
Fuck Monkies and Fuck they're mothers
10 years ago
Crackhos?
10 years ago
That's how we all started.
10 years ago
We also tested throwing the monkeys agianst different objects. We found that more funny than stabbings, but less funny than punching them.
10 years ago
Does anyone find you funny?

I mean your jokes, not the way you look.
10 years ago
hahahahaa
10 years ago
elchris might?
10 years ago
Dam Mr. Hanky. I didn't think you were such a Peta lover. I won't make any more animal abuse jokes,. My bad. Geez homos.
10 years ago
Every "joke" you make is an abuse. Stop torturing me with your lameness and put a bullet in your head.
10 years ago
Jokes aren't funny when they are against you. So you probably don't get many jokes.
10 years ago
Are your stab wounds healing ok?
10 years ago
Probably as well as your rectal sores.
10 years ago
Yeah, thanks. It's good of you to lick them clean for me every night.
10 years ago
Well that's definitely not me, but thanks for imaging me doing it. I'm weirded out and flattered at the same time. Huh.
10 years ago
I really appreciate you fitting me into your busy schedule of ass-licking.

10 years ago
^GAY
10 years ago
cvdx, the funniest guy with 4 letters or less.
10 years ago
Thank you.
10 years ago
you two are such dilettantes. can't you have sex with each other in one thread, as opposed to spread your flamefest all over mucho?
10 years ago
You feeling left out, Faggymaru?
10 years ago
not really. i could care less. i'm just saying.
10 years ago
Oh, poor Faggymaru. I'm sure Faggy would love to spread his flamefest on any willing participant, boy or, boy.
10 years ago
it not like there are any women on this site, vbnm here scared them all away.
10 years ago
Well, we know why your'e here now, don't we?
10 years ago
fyi, i'm here to watch people get killed and animals get skinned alive.
you, on the other hand, are here for the pictures of penises and bad porn clips. e.g. what was the last thing you submitted? a motivational poster of lemonparty?
10 years ago
I think sfzn is one of the old guys in the lemon party photo.

He was just asking me my age.
10 years ago
i think that qualifies as pedophila.
nvbd is a pedophile! mflv is a pedophile! nyah nyah!
10 years ago
I don't care what you think, or want. I am not gay, and will not have sex with either of you. Just get it out of your minds. Sorry to turn down your gay sexual fantasies.
10 years ago
I have to admit that made me laugh.That site has a few other funny clips on it
10 years ago
the onion isn't really about funny videos (until fairly recently) its more about the funny fake news articles, which for the most part rock... too bad less and less people want to read things on the internet ;/
10 years ago
you mean the net dosent consist of mucho and the subsequent porn sites it whores itself out to?
10 years ago
i think people use it for pirating music too quite a lot.
10 years ago
What about shooting? Did they shoot the monkeys? Clearly this study was flawed.
10 years ago
Spend another 2 million to get it right.
10 years ago
lol. That was awesome. I need to check the onion more often.
10 years ago
monkey for what? kill them all eat em all.
10 years ago
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