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You Are Crazy

If Mucho Sucko was the world.

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by HankChinaski

submitted October 18th 2007

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"OIHM'T NAWHT AN AIMAL, oI AM A HUMAN BEEEN." Right. You are all also a coupla, nay, 1 step up from target practice.
10 years ago
Booblieh Booblieh look at mar teefth.
10 years ago
The music made this deep and meaningful... wait... wait.. no
10 years ago
It wasn't deep and meaningful?

You are a cold hearted bastard.
10 years ago
adsf
10 years ago
I like to think of Mucho like the Zombie apocalypse; small bastions of normal people fighting an unwinnable battle against hordes of unthinking monsters who have no ability to reason.
10 years ago
Not a bad analogy.
10 years ago
ha, Id love nothing more to see the politics of this site's users in a post-apocalyptic setting...
10 years ago
Rampant inbreeding and Zombies?
Dude, I'm there.
10 years ago
On second thought, maybe I'll pass....
10 years ago
Hey, you're either with us or against us. Inbreeding or eating friends and family, the choice is yours.
10 years ago
Damn, that's a tough choice...
10 years ago
jesus, does hank never get off mucho? Fuck that guy is ON all the time.
10 years ago
I think I'll join the zombies and the first one that I'm gonna eat is K-Billy... Just for fun.
10 years ago
I'M ALWAYS ON!!!!!!!!

THATS RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
10 years ago
Hanks like a bird
He gets moody once a month


Oh, not that kind of "on". My bad.
10 years ago
I'm always moody, everybody knows that!
10 years ago
That's what I said. From the start to the end of the month you're moody.
10 years ago
That's not what you said.
10 years ago
Once a month, even though it's the whole month.
10 years ago
Ok, that's about right.
10 years ago
Could you pick me up some tampons while you are out?
10 years ago
26 hours a day
10 years ago
If there where to be zombies, make them like "28 weeks later", that movie kicks ass!!
10 years ago
And Hank I'm sorry, if I turn zombie, you,smerf,vic,dik,morph and supernova are on the hit list,of your nads being ripped of and tortured.

maybe 1ris1 also, we need a wrestling zombie. =]
10 years ago
Mooooom! Red wont let me be on the hitlist!
10 years ago
i don't fear zombie-tards.
10 years ago
What the fuck is he talking about?
10 years ago
Redbitcho, I don't think you'd actually get anywhere attacking us. Even as a zombie, you'd still be a complete failure.

Granted, with the way you moan and gibber all the time, we probably wouldn't notice any difference.
10 years ago
who, redsun? oh, don't mind him, he's a little autistic.
10 years ago
if it were 28 weeks later zombies, i know a few people that would try to kill their reflection in the mirror.
10 years ago
I derailed an Amtrak with a Budgie once.
10 years ago
I hijacked a Greyhound with an armed Wallaby...
10 years ago
LOL your evil
10 years ago
Thankaveramucho.
10 years ago
I once reversed time by flipping a turtle on it's back.
10 years ago
I blew a load on a fat chick one time, and now wish I could reverse time.
10 years ago
And I made time travel possible by spinning that same turtle.
10 years ago
I shattered reality by telling the dumb owl how many licks to the center of the tootsie pop
10 years ago
And that shattered owl fed the necessary random power into y spinning turtle time displacement confabulation. i like turtles.
10 years ago
but have you ever eaten an entire train piece by piece, AFTER you just derailed it with your penis?
10 years ago
I folded space when I breached the water with the talking dolphin.
10 years ago
jamiee? are u drunk? if you are .u wanna come over?
10 years ago
i saved the world by pressing down on a certain spot on the earth that caused it rotate slightly slower, so that an incoming meteor would fall into the ocean as opposed to washington dc, launching all the nukes at our disposal towards every major city in the world.
10 years ago
Well, I did have a beer, after a really bad date.
10 years ago
bad dates are always fun to look back on...

haha the memories
10 years ago
*Gasp* You like beer? Wanna go steady?
10 years ago
This one thought he was just gonna move right in and hop in the sack and we had just met.
10 years ago
Apathy, I don't like beer that much.
10 years ago
You just haven't found the right one.
10 years ago
Apathy, I like beer.
jamiee, keep up that "prude" talk, and we'll drop your ass like a bad habit. Remember those tit pics have yet to be posted, so until then you better watch yourself.
10 years ago
How about being throat fucked and getting slapped in the face?
10 years ago
The guy was not cool, he tripped me out, that's not being a prude, he scared me.
10 years ago
Drop me if you must
10 years ago
i'll give u a second chance if you say sorry
10 years ago
...and cry while pinching your nipples
10 years ago
lol. Consider it done. I needed a laugh.
10 years ago
she has nothing to be sorry about. usually guys who want it on the first date are horrible in the sack. i should know.
10 years ago
you know the more beer i drink the funnier I get?
10 years ago
We need a vid.
10 years ago
A vid of funny, drunk, Dik?
10 years ago
Damn interposters, we were in there.
10 years ago
wait a minute.. is kangaroo or whatever a female too?
10 years ago
Now that u menton it, hmmm, very sympathetic.
10 years ago
I just read the Twister vid posts...Holy shit, is that my fate as a female on this site?
10 years ago
nope. i'm the guy who's bad in bed.
10 years ago
I thought you were a guy. Were you just at my house a couple of hours ago?
10 years ago
not unless you live in korea.
10 years ago
Well, that would be, uh, no.
10 years ago
So...Jamiee...why no avatar?
10 years ago
an avatar is a serious commitment. you're not afraid of commitment, are you?
10 years ago
Um, I don't know how to do it; Commit or put an avatar up. Dysfunctional I am.
10 years ago
Oh, and Apathy, the beer I had was good, Fischer, It was French, if you can believe it.
10 years ago
France is grape country, they don't know dick about beer. Might as well head east into Belgium and get something better.
10 years ago
I lived in France, went to Belgium, Only drank wine.
10 years ago
Brewers in Belgium are artists. Very serious about beer.
10 years ago
Best lagers in the world *BURP* scuse me.
10 years ago
You can get some pretty good American made beer too, but it's usually from small breweries.
10 years ago
Like Miller Lite.
10 years ago
No. Since micro brews took off, America makes some good beer also.

My hometown has 3 micro-breweries. Each one better than any Japanese beer.
10 years ago
But if you're in Germany, like I am now =D, you don't have to search for microbrews to get good beer, because ALL beer is good. Thanks to the German purity law. Ich liebe Deutschland!
10 years ago
I heard they have vending machines that dispense beer in Germany. IS THIS TRUE GOTTLOS!?
10 years ago
Haven't seen them. Grant it, I'm in Mannheim, wich is a pretty small city. I know those do exist in Japan though, is that maybe what you're thinking of?
10 years ago
We have those in Japan.
10 years ago
They're great. Wouldn't survive 5 minutes in the UK
10 years ago
Germany has outdoor cigarette vending machines too, whch would disappear as soon as the installation team got back in their van, if they tried it here in the UK.
10 years ago
*which, can't see a goddamn thing in this bunker.
10 years ago
Well I spoke with a Marine who had been stationed in one of the many bases in Germany and he said he went to get a pop out of a machine, but didn't realize it was beer machine and he got caught while putting money into it or something
10 years ago
Nah, I don't have to search very hard to find a microbrew around here. There's like 150 micro breweries in WA. About 50 of which are in Seattle, plus we get stuff from smaller breweries around the states and the world.
10 years ago
someone should explain to jamiee howto make an avatar ...of her breasts
10 years ago
Yakima Valley produces nearly 80% of the hops used in the U.S. Those microbreweries in Washington get the freshest hops.
Lucky bastard, smerf.
10 years ago
No way Dik, I saw what happened to that blue chick in the twister pic forum. It wasn't pretty. I'll put a pic of Santa or the easter bunny.
10 years ago
jamiee that only happened because that bitch was a moron, you seem to be very intelligent, we will protect you. Promise. Now make with the mammaries, now!
10 years ago
Here's the thing, Jamie. That lady was, well, a bitch. In fact, several of the ladies that have posted pictures of themselves and/or their breasts are some of our favorite muchoers.
10 years ago
i won't believe in her intelligence u ntil i see proof..
in boobie-form!
10 years ago
And yeah, when it comes to beer, I am a lucky bastard. Although, one of the breweries that produces some of the best local stuff is actually in central Oregon.
10 years ago
Wel, if they don't post in the next few days I'll try again and be more creative so as to get posted.
10 years ago
i caused a time paradox when i shanghaied the Juggernaut for $30 to watch me and Billy Blanks in the Himalayas do Taebo with some bow ties
10 years ago
So if theres a time paradox, would this occur before or after you failed to use the reply?
10 years ago
I gotta go with during for $1000, asp
10 years ago
STOP IT'S MY QUESTION! after for $500
10 years ago
OMG HE'S STEALING YOUR QUESTION!!
10 years ago
Okay...now back to the tardos. WTF???
10 years ago
I thought we were already there.
10 years ago
this video made my penis tingle.
10 years ago
"if muchosucko was the world" huh? Well thank god it's not.
10 years ago
You mean its not? Have you watched the news lately?
10 years ago
2:42 sounded like a bad 1980's wwf wrestler
10 years ago
This proves two things. Ronald RTeagan shouldn't have emptied the mental hospitals and there is no God.
10 years ago
Doesn't prove there is no God. He may have forsaken them. Or something.
10 years ago
So when is this movie coming out?
10 years ago
Yeah I cant wait to see it in theatres!
10 years ago
I WOULD FUCK EVERYONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.............!
10 years ago
are you crazy?
10 years ago
is that a question?
10 years ago
i was just saying...it would be fun.......
10 years ago
i have two gold medals in tard fucking both for the 30 and 60 min tard fuck.
10 years ago
how was redsun?
10 years ago
kinda slick and wet hes all cunt
10 years ago
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