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Jesus : Raptor wrangler

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by DickNixonJr

submitted October 16th 2007

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Jesus : Raptor wrangler
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So that's what killed them.
10 years ago
Old west gun fights?
10 years ago
No, Jesus.
10 years ago
Old west gun fights killed jesus?
10 years ago
Well, yes, but I was trying to say that Jesus killed the Dinosaurs.
10 years ago
Did they shoot him in the back while he was playin poker? Or did he take someone's favorite whore?
10 years ago
Both. At the same time.
10 years ago
A fitting end for the son of God
10 years ago
he had an extra deck of cards up his sleave.
10 years ago
damn those jews!
10 years ago
You gotta know when to hold 'em.
Know when to fold 'em
10 years ago
know when to walk away, know when to run...
10 years ago
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin When the dealings done.
10 years ago
The Gambler, another good song mentioned today.
10 years ago
Jesus approves evolution.
10 years ago
He killed the Dinos for us. Praise his name.
10 years ago
I always thought he was more of a pacifist. Thanks to MS for straightening me out.
10 years ago
He got tried of the whole "love thy common man" shit and opened his first can of whoop ass!
10 years ago
Yea, wasn't it the Romans who tried him.
10 years ago
Fuck off ZGAYV.
10 years ago
That isn't really Jesus. It's a stunt double.
10 years ago
That's such bullshit. He's making millions of dollars and the stunt double probably makes next to nothing.
10 years ago
Psh! He gets to ride a god damn raptor! Thats pay and a half!
10 years ago
So Jesus was just roaming around in The Land of the Lost on a raptor, when he could've helped out those poor people??
10 years ago
I think the Raptor took care of the poor people problem.
10 years ago
that raptor's such a racist pig!
10 years ago
man hes the coolest diety EVARZ!
10 years ago
No way, Buddha can transform, Kurma and other Hindu *deities* have 4 arms, Greek gods could use lightning and shit. Jesus is pretty low on the skale of cool *deities*.
10 years ago
Buddha can transform? Whaaa?
10 years ago
Hell yeah! He even makes the cool transformers sound!
10 years ago
Zeeerrr Zummm Zeeerrr Zonnnn Powwww! Auto-Buddha, transform!
10 years ago
JESUS CHRIST! GET BACK IN THE CAR! IT'S A GODDAMN DINOSAUR!
10 years ago
Hes got Billy! Sheeeeit!
10 years ago
the best part about this is the caption, i say it on another site, i forgot which one, but it says something like "We don’t know if Jesus rode dinosaurs, but he probably did", it’s for fundamentalist Christians.
10 years ago
No, No, fuck you, there's only Mucho, die slowly please.
10 years ago
ok.... so the bible says dinosaurs never exsisted, but if jesus is riding one, then they must have... but if dinosaurs did exsist, then the bible is full of shit and jesus didnt exsist.... my brain hurts yay! :D
10 years ago
The Bible doesn't say dinosaurs didn't exist. As a matter of fact it mentions them in Job.
10 years ago
your faith is obviously just weak and your going to hell. sorry to be the bearer of the bad news. have a nice day.
10 years ago
i have never read it, so im pry wrong. but i think i heard somewhere that the bible says god put dinosaur bones here to test our faith. o well. and yes, if hell exsists, i will be going there
10 years ago
No, no where in the Bible does it say that. People say that though. People say a lot of things.
10 years ago
indeed they do.... i think one day i will read the bible just for the hell of it, im sure its a good read
10 years ago
The bible says for you to shut the fuck up.
10 years ago
Parts of it are good. Other parts are just fucking boring and don't make sense.
10 years ago
i tried to read the new testament once.. didn't get farther than one page, i don't like the author's style!
10 years ago
jesus is such a bad ass.
10 years ago
do someone know the name of the old cartoon with a caveboy that foughts dinosaurs and always was followed by a t-rex , he always ran along with a girl and a little boy. It was bloody and cool , japanesse i think !.
10 years ago
The Terrible Thunder Lizards.
10 years ago
wasn't that from Eek the cat?
10 years ago
see
if this was taught in bible schools and shit
the world would totally convert
10 years ago
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