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A crustacean

wouldn't want to step on one of these

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by The-Velvet-Fag

submitted October 15th 2007

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A crustacean
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My hats are far more terrifying
10 years ago
How about one of those things with one of your hats on.
10 years ago
He will be my pet, and I will name him Precious, and we will go to the movies and pick up chicks at the mall
10 years ago
The words "holy shit" come to mind
10 years ago
i want one
10 years ago
it's staring into my soul.
10 years ago
thats a bear shark they live in the dez one broke my arm when i was mobin the dunes
10 years ago
...you really are retarded, aren't you?
10 years ago
It's no good asking him, smerf, he wouldn't know.
10 years ago
my name is 420socalhotboi69, and i like popsicles.
10 years ago
And cok
10 years ago
If I had a larger pic of your hat I'd totally PS it onto that thing which is the tongue-replacing parasite by the way, right?
10 years ago
Look for the tag dicknixonjr, I posted it before.
And the tongue replacing parasite is the only related thing right there.... ->
10 years ago
I hate crabs
10 years ago
owwwh, have expirence with crabs do ya?
10 years ago
I have 4 hermit crabs.
10 years ago
How do they fit their sea shells into your underwear without it being uncomfortable?
10 years ago
it's not a crab. it's either an isopod or an arthopod like i tagged it. probably found in the antarctic where they've been discovering hundreds of new marine species.
10 years ago
I think Leela is right, its a trilobite
10 years ago
... I mean something from its lineage
10 years ago
see my response to leela27, asphalt
10 years ago
Too big for a trilobite.....
10 years ago
technically not supernova. trilobites ranged quite a bit in size
10 years ago
On second inspection, it may be a well preserved Trilobite.
....Albeit a large one.
10 years ago
Could be a model trilobite.
10 years ago
It could be Hank
10 years ago
the word is arthropod, not arthopod.
10 years ago
Isopods are a type of arthropod.
10 years ago
I know. I just wanted to let Deja know about her little spelling snafu...
Please don't kill me now Deja.... I'm too young to die!!!
10 years ago
it's called a deep sea isopod. look it up.
10 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod
10 years ago
^Tada. http://rydberg.biology.colostate.edu/Dissections/merav.htm
This is a horseshoe crab.
10 years ago
this isnt a horshoe crab dumass..fuck man you have the internet...use it for something other than jackin off for 30 seconds
10 years ago
A horseshoe crab has one big shell over it's body. This looks like a trilobite, but probably isn't since those were around during dinosaur times (rawr)
10 years ago
deep.
sea.
isopod.

that's what it is. final answer.
10 years ago
Eek! Dinosaurs! Run away...
10 years ago
I have a pet trilobite, it doesn't do much apart from sit there, and it never eats anything I put down for it. It must ill, poor little mite.
10 years ago
I have one, it's a part of a rock
10 years ago
Does it eat anything?
10 years ago
Well it technically eats neighbor kids when I throw it at them.
10 years ago
I think my trilobite might actually be...*sniff*...dead.
10 years ago
The word is "tribble" you fucking tards. And they're small furry creatures from the future. Just ask Kirk.
10 years ago
Ha wrong! Tribbles don't have legs. You fucking noob!!
10 years ago
Did someone mention a dinosaur? Where?
10 years ago
That would have been one of my posts.
10 years ago
Barney?
10 years ago
Just for Deja, coz you're into this stuff, if I can find it I'll send you some pics because it's a good, free of rock and well preserved trilobite.
10 years ago
I bet Hare has a pic of its dick.
10 years ago
Is she in the picture with a big smile and a thumbs up? Those are always classic.
10 years ago
congressmandildo will post a picture someone sticking one in his dick.
10 years ago
its a trollabite, mean little fuckers.
10 years ago
Leave it to the Porpoise to know that.
10 years ago
it's actually spelled trilobite, and it's not one, as they went extinct 250 million years ago.
10 years ago
yeah, had to come back to this one... how the hell would a trilobite be a 'mean little fucker' when it would eat plankton and shit like that? and how could you even come up with 'mean little fuckers' with them being extinct for so long? the dumbness of your entire sentence is just annoying me
10 years ago
take cover...
10 years ago
hahaha
10 years ago
mean as in if someone stepped on this it would hurt like hell thats were i came up with mean little fuckers, oh and im sorry my sentence annoyed you, but oh facking well.
10 years ago
How do you know they really went extinct? I mean you can't really know unless you were there when they went extinct.
10 years ago
Nobody really knows, I mean, they thought the Coelacanth (Big ugly fish) was toast, but then they fished one up off the coast of S. Africa
10 years ago
Leela, your last statement is pretty dumb. What does being there have anything to do with anything? Nobody was there when T-Rex went extinct, but I think we can all agree that it doesn't exist anymore. But, you do have a point. There could, theoretically, be some undiscovered living trallybits somewhere. They are sneaky little fuckers, ya know.
10 years ago
are we really learning on MS? wow
10 years ago
Everybody except you.
10 years ago
I learn something new every day here. Usually along the lines of "Oh shit, people actually do THAT?!?!"
10 years ago
"wow. i didn't know you could fit that in there."
10 years ago
well, leela27... i have a bsc in geology and one of the courses i had to take was fossils and we learned all about it then. if they find trilobites are still alive and well wherever, then it'll be announced to the world, til then, they went extinct 250 million years ago like i learned with all other geologists
10 years ago
yeah
10 years ago
You can't prove a universal negative.
10 years ago
laughs on you guys, its actually a trollabite, its a mythical troll mixed with a trilobite (a creature that went extinct over 250 million years ago) to create an ultra extinct mythical creature that lives under bridges spanning oceans extracting toll from them over 700 million years ago.
its much larger then the picture suggests btw.
10 years ago
its in the dungeons and dragons creature compendium volume 2 if you don't believe me, look it up ;/
10 years ago
No its defiantly a pokemon
10 years ago
i actually caught a trollabite. i sold it for hooker money, though.
10 years ago
i think this thing attacked me in The Legend of Zelda before...
10 years ago
you have to stun it with the hookshot, then get behind it and stab the shiny part.
10 years ago
i think you are thinking of gohma ;/
10 years ago
i don't know i beat twilight princess a week after it came out, and i never touched it again.

i kept telling myself i'd go back and do the 3-heart challenge...
10 years ago
It's a trallybit.
10 years ago
It looks like my last blind date....
10 years ago
how'd that go?
10 years ago
Not so hot...
First she tried to gnaw off my cock, so I put her in the Boston Crab....
10 years ago
some of these fucks will eat your tongue and then become your tongue (not this specific one) we have pictures on mucho of one :/
10 years ago
I bet they'd get along great withe the crazy bitch then...
I wonder if she wanted to become my cock?
10 years ago
Its not very friendly looking at all
10 years ago
I think it looks cute in a painfully spikey way.
10 years ago
just picture it with a pink bow on its head.... now that would be cute
10 years ago
When I first saw the preview pic, I almost thought it was one of this little round quilled aliens from "Critters".
10 years ago
Horseshoe crab I think. They have copper-based blood like Vulcans, so its blood is blue instead of red.
10 years ago
You're absolutely right. I had a problem wih them a coule of winters back in my garage. They can eat small kittens, you know.
10 years ago
Horseshoe crabs have a spike lookin tail though
10 years ago
Vulcans eat small kittens? That is illogical, captain.
10 years ago
it's nothing to worry about. these little guys only prey on doritos.
10 years ago
<-"GIMME YO LUNCH MONEY BITCHES!"
10 years ago
gaddammit...he took the avatar...
10 years ago
Nice
10 years ago
Eeeeww! STOMP ON IT!!!!!
10 years ago
No!
My minion is to be left alone by the likes of you!
10 years ago
I'm gonna set my trilobite on it, he might only be a little guy but he's hard as rock!
10 years ago
Asphalt Jr munches on fossils like fritos and washes em down with maple syrup... the real stuff, not that Aunt Jamima shit
10 years ago
Yeah, bring it on, you big jelly legged tribble!
10 years ago
fuck that shit...Raichu GO!!!
10 years ago
Fuck all of you!





*plays more portal*
10 years ago
Hey, that's from Pokeman! And yes, I would know..
10 years ago
Kabuto...i only know the Pokemon from Blue version to Sapphire...after that i quit
10 years ago
diamond is awesome, guy.
10 years ago
i wanna buy Pokemon Revolution now that i have a Wii...i've seen it in action, but i have to buy a DS too...gaming is an expensive addiction
10 years ago
fuck that. okami's coming to wii.
10 years ago
o m g.
10 years ago
i immediately thought "horse-shoe crab"
10 years ago
http://rydberg.biology.colostate.edu/Dissections/merav.htm You were immediately wrong.
10 years ago
Must be the predator's stillborn.
10 years ago
i wonder if it still hunts...
10 years ago
deep sea isopod like somebody already said
10 years ago
that was me but no one listened. they're still talking about arthropods and pokemans up there.
10 years ago
those noobs!!
10 years ago
im pretty sure you guys are right. reguardless, i want one
10 years ago
Anyone know where you would go obtaining one of these? Shoving one of these in somebody's suitcase would be awesome.
10 years ago
Er, that would be the sea, then.
10 years ago
what ever it is, i dont want to die! Facehuggers looked cuter than this trollabite
10 years ago
tough shit...youre going to die, same as the rest of us.
10 years ago
Obvious relation to the roly-poly, cockroach, crawdad, lobster and shrimp. Makes me hungry just lookin' at it.
10 years ago
They are supposed to be very tasty.
10 years ago
definitely vag
5 years ago
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