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Chris Hansen Sucks

The cleanest, best pleasure. For once, one these guys tells the truth.

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by HankChinaski

submitted October 14th 2007

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Chris Hanson is responsible for so many cases of blue balls.
10 years ago
Chris Hanson=cock block.
10 years ago
ultimate cock block...
10 years ago
Appropriate cock-block, though.
10 years ago
I love how they so desperately try to come up with excuses.
10 years ago
I am sure Hanson wacks off looking at the nude pics the guys send him !!
10 years ago
What would happen if the kid was 13?
10 years ago
then dude woulda fucked a 13 year old
10 years ago
Chris Hanson is responsible for so many cases of punded asses! What do you think happens to these guys in jail?!
10 years ago
Only their worst nightmare, and then some!
10 years ago
@ redsun, same here! I bet they're quivering inside, too bad Chris Hansen doesn't have 5th freedom.
10 years ago
but i bet chris hanson gets the chance to fuck these little girls....it's always the ones you least expect
10 years ago
At least they're 18... :P
10 years ago
this guy talks like the guy from KIDS, i bet he has HIV too
10 years ago
Telly. Good movie.
10 years ago
Casper is the man in that one
10 years ago
no no casper!



the bitches all love me cause im fucking casper! the dopest ghost around!
10 years ago
Shock value=good movie?
Bullshit.
10 years ago
I love how he hides the 40oz in his pants.
10 years ago
disdick, disdick!
10 years ago
I like it when he's like Now, this pisses me off to no end." wait, no, that was Big Trouble in Little China. That movie is great.
10 years ago
^^HAHAHAAHAH that fucking movie is a classic, the thunder guy!!!
10 years ago
Looks like that one guy from mortal combat.
10 years ago
Casper is dead now
10 years ago
Hung himself.
10 years ago
thats because raiden is the god of thunder, and in big trouble in little china the three storms were thunder lightning and rain..
and wtf i cant believe you guys liked kids... such a crap show... i remember my friends quoting it for so long ;/
10 years ago
"kids" is a show?
10 years ago
yah its a movie about a bunch of just fucked up kids
10 years ago
for the record i didn't like kids ..but big trouble in little china yak?? come on
10 years ago
Video stops at :52. Why?
10 years ago
Because you touch yourself at night.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
Hank, I've heard the young women sex argument from you before. I think you know were I stand. But are you saying now that you think young girls are "The cleanest, best pleasure"? Like you prefer them?
10 years ago
Isn't your girl like 40?
10 years ago
Well, to say I prefer them makes it sound like it's a possibility, which it isn't.

I think it would be extremely enjoyable to fuck a young fresh 15 year old once in a while.
10 years ago
My point with the vid, was that instead of moaning on about, "Oh, I made a mistake sir. Oh, it was so wrong of me." this guy actually told the truth.
10 years ago
The prosecuter will appreciate it also.
10 years ago
My girl is 37.
10 years ago
Dont believe Hank!!, he is trying to set a stage for self destruction!!

Hank, if you want to be punished, there are other ways to go about it....
For instance, fire...
10 years ago
agree with Hank at least he was being honest.
10 years ago
That and $1 will get you a cup of coffee.
10 years ago
does your girl know you come to mucho hank? and if so please tell me its not subliminalvomit/blu3ey3dgirl or whatever :(
10 years ago
Alright. But the girl is 13 not 15 and the lower the age is the bigger the difference in them. 15 is highschool, 13 is middleschool.
10 years ago
^I can wait a year.
10 years ago
The general opinion is that Pedophilia ends around 12 and that's when Ephebophilia begins. Obviously, it varies.
10 years ago
The issue is, at what age can a person consent to sexual relations?
10 years ago
that's subjective, not objective.^

you can't say there is one specific age at which you're 'ripe' enough to tell. it depends on the person.
10 years ago
hehe hank, i still can legally fuck 15 year old girls, you old fart! ;D
10 years ago
if they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me
10 years ago
If they are old enough to go to the store, they are old enough to get bred.
10 years ago
@Wanko, Yeah, my girl knows I come to this site all the time. We live together and the pc is in the living room. She can see the porn and weird shit, but doesn't know what I type because she can't read English too well.
10 years ago
That should be @Yak
10 years ago
You got yerself a good woman there, hank.
10 years ago
You betcha.
10 years ago
you mean WE'VE got ourselves a good woman right hank?
10 years ago
Fuck off.
10 years ago
If they're old enough to crawl they're already in the right position.
10 years ago
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10 years ago
i don't know what age is the right age, but in my case i wish i would have waited longer. but now a days you see little 12 year olds wearing mini skirts and bare midriffs talking about how guys are so hot and sexy, that's a little young if you ask me.
10 years ago
you mean she doesn't mind the severed limbs, fetus soup, japscat, trannies, mutilations and beheadings?
10 years ago
I think that was aimed at Hank, but you can go ahead and answer 12 year old non-virgin Delilah from the past.
10 years ago
Old enough to walk, old enough to poke.
10 years ago
But the guy said "probably", which IS better than excuses (though he gave a lot). Imagine if he would have said yes lol.
10 years ago
Yea, fuckin a 13 year old girl is wrong legally. But lets look back in time and see how common it was for men to marry, sleep with and have children with girls this young and younger. Everything out there is aimed at men who have fantasies about underage girls. Think about it, all kinds of porn is labeled as 18. Why? Because guys subconcieously want a younger girl, they've just been told it's wrong so 18 is as low as they'll go. Yea, personally I think sleeping with a girl that young is all kinds of fucked up and wrong..but I don't think that this 20 year old kid should be labeled a predator for it.
10 years ago
He can stand in line with rest of those who dont think it is wrong for a variety of things.
10 years ago
Nice disclaimer. Don't want to draw any anti-pedo fire, now do we?
10 years ago
Godzilla is just angry because he's Japanese and has a small penis.
10 years ago
The line between fantasy/reality is well defined.
10 years ago
13y/o girls where married off to guy his age...and you were lucky if you saw 40
10 years ago
You forgot pixalated.
10 years ago
Married off to fat guys because they were considered the best providers.
10 years ago
Yeah, but back then, at 13 the girl knew how to build a log cabin, birth livestock, and skin a deer.
10 years ago
Now they know how to text and watch mtv.
10 years ago
i don't know... this seems that this is bordering on blatent baiting now... i'd really like to see the girls chat with this guy to see how much they lead them on or if its all the guys doing. besides you can pretty much guarantee if the girl was ACTUALLY 13 she would have told him that she was 18 anyway knowing how things work...
10 years ago
It's definately baiting. Entrapment for sure. But shit, your convicted in public without a trial.
10 years ago
I think this episode was filmed 1/2 mile from my slip. I was in the area not knowing what was going on (obviously) and I turned down this street, it was off McGregor in Ft. Myers, to go to a clients house for troubleshooting on their pool system. When I was leaving and turned back on Mcgregor headed south I was pulled over by two cop cars and pretty much shaken down about my reasons for being on that particular street. Needless to say, they didn't believe me and I had to call the office for confirmation of why I was on that street at that time. Wasn't pleasant getting back to the office after, let me tell ya. Entrapment?? Absolutely...
10 years ago
so you are this guy diver?!?!? YOU SLY FOX YOU
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
NO, yak. Having raised two girls from 10 to 17, when their mother and I split, THIS type of scum causes me to reach for my .45 and aim at various targets around my boat.
10 years ago
well here are some other episodes of dateline that might interest you, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
10 years ago
Anybody can just do the search on YouTube for themselves.
10 years ago
so what hes saying is they were grasping for straws
10 years ago
That's standard procedure.
10 years ago
Redbicho, I saw that one coming a mile away. It's the same fucking link as yesterday!
10 years ago
Entrapment is a crime.. Apparently it's not considered entrapment
10 years ago
RickRolling is a crime, worse than pedophilia
10 years ago
.^^LMAO!!!!
10 years ago
FUCK I FAILED!!! =[
10 years ago
We've come to expect that.
10 years ago
It just comes to her naturally
10 years ago
To the first post, are you citing Polygamist history?
10 years ago
Haha they should have had a friggan SWAT team tackle him at the end
10 years ago
or the all mighty tazer gun!!!


"DON'T TAZER ME BRO!!!"
10 years ago
he had a DWI?
10 years ago
and a hit and run from the otherday.
10 years ago
u better run white boy run....
10 years ago
I'm just waiting for one of these guys to haul off and hit him as soon as they see him.
10 years ago
haha yeah, exactly. it looks like they're all far too intimidated to move..
10 years ago
I think they stopped the show after all the cases collapsed an one guy blew his brains out when he realised it was on national tv, its in the first new episode of the season in South Park too, its pure class.
10 years ago
we live in a very strange world.
10 years ago
no, *you*, plantshit, live in a very strange world.
10 years ago
if i was the ruler of the world, you would be so happy, and i would end my post as ruler because in a perfect word we dont need "gods" that rules.
10 years ago
no.. you'll just be the surrogate-god, right?
10 years ago
no i would move to a bear cave and masturbate on the daily-postment on MS for the rest of my perfect life.
10 years ago
yeah, a true god.. doesn't help the people.
10 years ago
Well that guys day was sure ruined. You can talk to kids online but not about sex. If they bring it up you just got to put them on ignore.
10 years ago
Learn to spell "appreciate" you fucking noob show.
10 years ago
I'm NOT going to say, Learn to use the reply button! Not to a member as esteemed as the Wankmeister.
10 years ago
besides, its not a matter on not knowing how to spell it... its a typo.. "o" IS right next to "p"
10 years ago
wankowned
10 years ago
One day I will find chris hanson and his fake 13 year old girl make it like I want sex from her , then when I get to the house send in a 14 yearold kid to scope out the place, whats chris going to do to the 14 yearold kid? arrest him? hahahahhahaha... put that on tv
10 years ago
"I'm ready to have my thang in your mouth" lmao! Seriously though... the guys only 20.
10 years ago
US of A are an amazing country. They don't just arrest criminals, they make TV shows out of them. Where a mere journalist is judge and cops are actors, patiently waiting the end of the show to beat the crap out of the guest.

It's not their army tha
10 years ago
fucking fast typing...
It's not their army that makes them world masters, it's their powerful creativity.
10 years ago
Interesting point of view.
10 years ago
world masters? don`t believe the propaganda.
10 years ago
fuck! my first reply offense...
10 years ago
THey always offer the guy cookies or drinks that they've "made". Every time!! If I were that guy when she says, "I made some tea" I would have known right then I was fucked.

If she were really horny jailbait I think she'd wanna get right down and dirty, not begin with a tea party.
10 years ago
couldn't this shit be considered as entrapment, i'm not saying what the perverts are doing is right, but aren't the fags setting this whole thing up and luring the slime into a trap??? isn't that entrapment??? i would think that this could be fought in court?
10 years ago
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