My nipple ring is better than Smerfs

colourful and bold, sure, but it still takes a lot of talent to draw like that on somebody's skin

"Is it a fish? Oh, that's beau-ti-ful, sweetheart."

fair enough, that's your opinion, but this is a pretty close-up photo, and there's very little scarring evident for such a lot of ink. shows the artist knows what he's doing, even if you find this design clichéd

also i get my tattoos done by a chick. she's hot

Looks ok to me. A bit faded.

What do you mean scarring? I got six tattoos and seen my fair share and I've no idea what you are talking about.

i'n no expert but it seems to happen on laerger areas of ink, not on designs with thin lines. It happens when the scabs don't fall off evenly, so you get areas where the skin is thicker and so the tattoo can get patchy. It's not obvious unless you look closely. I've been lucky to not have it happen to me but have seen others with it

I would say it OBVIOUSLY takes some talent to draw this well, much less on someone's skin.

I would further assert that dik is an old guy who sounds like my mother.

Pfff, my dog has a scar on his balls that looks better than you're tattoos.

Do you guys have nothing better to talk about, like vaginal discharge.

well we could talk about the environmental ramifications of mining for oil under Alaska if you'd like? Or how about who should be the next leader of the liberal democrats? Perhaps an excursion into the field of quantum mechanics, specifically it's influence of the theory of reductionism? Maybe we could get philosophical, and discuss the works and ideas of David Hume? No? then go away. Tattoos make us cooler than you

I don't have one yet.
dammit

it's ok, you listen to buckethead. this automatically makes you cool

Don't worry, Dick. It's actually the opposite, but tattooees 'think' they're cooler. And they get cooler with more tattoos.
Go figure.

This style of tattoo is done on purpose. Its the old school look and way of tattooing. Look up Sailer Jerry. Thats how these are made look! Fucking Awesome!!!! Rock n f'n roll!

with a tattoo it will be better.
Hell, a bucket tattoo

To be different these days you have to NOT have a tatoo.

I have one tat, New year eve is when im getting my next tat.

What's it gonna be?

What's it gonna be?

Actually no, thunderbombs are much faster. You can actually hold black cats in your hand and light them with time to let them go.

Why would anyone make a firecracker like that?

If only that sucker was a stick of dynomite, oh man that joy that would of been.

the joy*

No way, black cats are faster than thunderbombs!!!!! *affects extremely childish expression with lower lip sticking out*

Black cats are so fast you don't have time to get the lighter out of your pocket before they go off.

Hell! Mine blew up when I handed the guy the money!

You must have been buying 'crack'!

So is this like new crack?

It just explodes when you touch it?


If so plz show me where to buy this. =]

Old dynamite sweats nitroglycerin so that explodes when you touch it... and so does francium... have a blast with it red. HOOO! Pun intended har har har

Red, you have to shut the fuck up.
I got something about to explode in my pants...

Better get to the toilet, Dick.

Oh god yes

geeeeeeeeek warning!

Go stick your tongue in that guys asshole Dick, I'm sure you will love it fag boy. =]

red... please... stop fantasizing out loud. I'll sentence you to 400 years of solitary confinement if you dont

so he can think up more gay shit to do with himself? id rather him not be allowed to live.

Who wouldnt? But then again the poor cant, fuck them anyways.

do you really think there is some explosives in that m-80? (or whatta-racka-hell it is)

Dik, put "or whatta-racka-hell it is" on your list

What is fireworks night? You guys wanting to be like us and have a 4th of July? Oh yeah, 4th of July, take that bitches.

it's an excuse to blow shit up, can't knock that. also, i figured you lived in Ireland. hmm.

An English friend of mine was working in the US last year and some guy asked "Do you guys clebrate the 4th of July in England?"

"No, but we fucking should!".

Top answer.

This guy's bunghole probably looks like that split dick.

Tattoos have no intelligence, therefore your opinion is false.

dik's got you there billy....

Hey, that's not nice. Maybe you should go somewhere else.