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My nipple ring is better than Smerfs

Click, click, sizzle..............boom!

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by CongressmanDildo

submitted October 12th 2007

67 comments
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My nipple ring is better than Smerfs
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comments (67)
I need more tattoos
10 years ago
this guy's tattoos look like a child's scribbly drawings
10 years ago
colourful and bold, sure, but it still takes a lot of talent to draw like that on somebody's skin
10 years ago
"Is it a fish? Oh, that's beau-ti-ful, sweetheart."
10 years ago
well ben i guess if you want a tattoo you go to a gut with talent..this guy's are bad
10 years ago
*guy
10 years ago
fair enough, that's your opinion, but this is a pretty close-up photo, and there's very little scarring evident for such a lot of ink. shows the artist knows what he's doing, even if you find this design clichéd
10 years ago
also i get my tattoos done by a chick. she's hot
10 years ago
Looks ok to me. A bit faded.

What do you mean scarring? I got six tattoos and seen my fair share and I've no idea what you are talking about.
10 years ago
i don't see any talent here regardless of what i think of the pictures
10 years ago
i'n no expert but it seems to happen on laerger areas of ink, not on designs with thin lines. It happens when the scabs don't fall off evenly, so you get areas where the skin is thicker and so the tattoo can get patchy. It's not obvious unless you look closely. I've been lucky to not have it happen to me but have seen others with it
10 years ago
I would say it OBVIOUSLY takes some talent to draw this well, much less on someone's skin.

I would further assert that dik is an old guy who sounds like my mother.
10 years ago
I really don't see much artisticnessity..ness in a drawing this shitty
10 years ago
I have tattoos and mine look good..this looks like it was drawn on by a 6 year old with a magic marker kit
10 years ago
Pfff, my dog has a scar on his balls that looks better than you're tattoos.
10 years ago
Do you guys have nothing better to talk about, like vaginal discharge.
10 years ago
well we could talk about the environmental ramifications of mining for oil under Alaska if you'd like? Or how about who should be the next leader of the liberal democrats? Perhaps an excursion into the field of quantum mechanics, specifically it's influence of the theory of reductionism? Maybe we could get philosophical, and discuss the works and ideas of David Hume? No? then go away. Tattoos make us cooler than you
10 years ago
I don't have one yet.
dammit
10 years ago
it's ok, you listen to buckethead. this automatically makes you cool
10 years ago
Don't worry, Dick. It's actually the opposite, but tattooees 'think' they're cooler. And they get cooler with more tattoos.
Go figure.
10 years ago
This style of tattoo is done on purpose. Its the old school look and way of tattooing. Look up Sailer Jerry. Thats how these are made look! Fucking Awesome!!!! Rock n f'n roll!
10 years ago
with a tattoo it will be better.
Hell, a bucket tattoo
10 years ago
To be different these days you have to NOT have a tatoo.
10 years ago
I have one tat, New year eve is when im getting my next tat.
10 years ago
What's it gonna be?
10 years ago
What's it gonna be?
10 years ago
she's going to get "dik" tattooed on her ass
10 years ago
Black Cats! The quickest fuse firecrackers on earth
10 years ago
Actually no, thunderbombs are much faster. You can actually hold black cats in your hand and light them with time to let them go.
10 years ago
Why would anyone make a firecracker like that?
10 years ago
If only that sucker was a stick of dynomite, oh man that joy that would of been.
10 years ago
the joy*
10 years ago
No way, black cats are faster than thunderbombs!!!!! *affects extremely childish expression with lower lip sticking out*

Black cats are so fast you don't have time to get the lighter out of your pocket before they go off.
10 years ago
Hell! Mine blew up when I handed the guy the money!
10 years ago
You must have been buying 'crack'!
10 years ago
So is this like new crack?

It just explodes when you touch it?


If so plz show me where to buy this. =]
10 years ago
Old dynamite sweats nitroglycerin so that explodes when you touch it... and so does francium... have a blast with it red. HOOO! Pun intended har har har
10 years ago
Red, you have to shut the fuck up.
I got something about to explode in my pants...
10 years ago
Better get to the toilet, Dick.
10 years ago
Oh god yes
10 years ago
geeeeeeeeek warning!
10 years ago
Go stick your tongue in that guys asshole Dick, I'm sure you will love it fag boy. =]
10 years ago
red... please... stop fantasizing out loud. I'll sentence you to 400 years of solitary confinement if you dont
10 years ago
so he can think up more gay shit to do with himself? id rather him not be allowed to live.
10 years ago
i would pay 500 dollars to light that
10 years ago
Who wouldnt? But then again the poor cant, fuck them anyways.
10 years ago
do you really think there is some explosives in that m-80? (or whatta-racka-hell it is)
10 years ago
Dik, put "or whatta-racka-hell it is" on your list
10 years ago
hahaha done
10 years ago
but there better be a vid to follow this...
10 years ago
ah fireworks night soon. It's fun to tape them together in bundles with rockets and let them explode across the neighbourhood
10 years ago
What is fireworks night? You guys wanting to be like us and have a 4th of July? Oh yeah, 4th of July, take that bitches.
10 years ago
it's an excuse to blow shit up, can't knock that. also, i figured you lived in Ireland. hmm.
10 years ago
An English friend of mine was working in the US last year and some guy asked "Do you guys clebrate the 4th of July in England?"

"No, but we fucking should!".

Top answer.
10 years ago
He probably fits his boyfriends dick in that peircing.
10 years ago
Probably better to abuse your nip than your bunghole.
10 years ago
This guy's bunghole probably looks like that split dick.
10 years ago
tattoos are stupid. Sorry, but that's my opinion.
10 years ago
Tattoos have no intelligence, therefore your opinion is false.
10 years ago
what if you have a tattoo of stephen hawking? is that supid?
10 years ago
dik's got you there billy....
10 years ago
Tatoos are cool but some people do go a little overboard on them
10 years ago
what is it with congressmandildo and these kinds of pics?
10 years ago
I always hope that smerf doesnt post
comments because his avatar is the ugliest shit on earth.
10 years ago
Hey, that's not nice. Maybe you should go somewhere else.
10 years ago
Always glad to irritate an idiot, aXx. So here I am.
10 years ago
i want to see the after pic.
10 years ago
You know, I've joked to my friends about gauging up my nipple ring, but I just think it's a bad idea.
10 years ago
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