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by CongressmanDildo

submitted October 12th 2007

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comments (97)
Good God Almighty, I hope he has a permit for that
10 years ago
God??? so that's what G stands for?! Agent_God?? fuck god and his cucumber cock.
10 years ago
Looks like everyone just took aim at his penis with bbguns, and just annihilated his penis.
10 years ago
No hes just slowly sprouting mushrooms out of it
10 years ago
ahhh why would you do that you must be in to some next level shit
8 years ago
So what do we do with this.....slice it down the middle and toss it on the grill?
10 years ago
Um...OW?
10 years ago
You gotta take out the ball bearings before you can munch on that one, nova
10 years ago
Thank God for you, asshat...
Else I may have eaten an earing.... knob holder.
10 years ago
:D
No prob, I have to watch out for slow people like you else you might forget to breath or something
10 years ago
You know what, dick gremlin....you and your room temp. I.Q. can go eat a dick.
10 years ago
Whats with the hostility my cognitively decrepit friend? I thought I was re-establishing peace in your heathen manner
10 years ago
Fuck you! I gotta pick a fight before I leave.... and you are delusional enough to think you can match wits with me....so I'm gonna beat you up for a couple days!!
Asshat!
10 years ago
Meh meh meh... Ive heard all this before from you, super, and Im still unscathed... *yawn*
10 years ago
Well, then tell me what you think about Kierkegaard's theorem, that metaphysics is conceptually obtuse....
No? you are a dumb fuck!!
10 years ago
Kierkegaard once said, "Does it make me gay if I prance around in my woman's see-through panties, and masterbate with the new Axe showewr gel?", .
10 years ago
Oh ok, knowledge of some vaguely famous dutch theorizing bum is a true sign of intelligence... people who try to classify life in such a way as him tend to be those that experience the least of it...
10 years ago
If you really want to go into mundane sporadic questioning, I can do the same thing...
10 years ago
You kids need to shut up and eat your damn carrots.
10 years ago
@ asshat, way to look up with wiki....
You should try reading somtime.
10 years ago
Godzilla, are you looking to be my angle of aggression?
If not then shut up!!
10 years ago
haha omg! Not like I didn't see that coming...
Alright Nova, why dont you tell me about the S. American Triple alliance, and the nations that made it up. Or perhaps you could give me the low-down on how Loki supposedly existed in all mythologies. Or why dont you explain the 2DR surveying method?
10 years ago
And Asshat, if you think you can stump me.....then go for it. I love to put shit heads in their place.
I know a little about a lot of things.
10 years ago
... mkay...
10 years ago
What would you like to know about survey, ASTM?
10 years ago
I am having fun, and you are funny as shit tonight, Super. You can have at it though. I'm too old to care.
10 years ago
Thanks, Mr. Zilla.
10 years ago
A simple explanation of closing the horizon with a standard theodolite, and the system error corrections involved. Extremely basic stuff...
10 years ago
So, well agree that we have different areas of expertise...

PS.
you're stupid!!
10 years ago
heh, its ok Nova, I was just playin... I think the lack of bitcho has given us no output for smacktalk lately...
10 years ago
free bitcho
10 years ago
Really? I'd like to see an explanation of your post....
"closing the horizon"......and explain the equipment.
Giving a random quote of a scientific procedure is dumb....
10 years ago
Free bitcho?
10 years ago
Godzilla, you're not helping yourself...fucknut.
10 years ago
Mkay. Pretty much set up your theodolite (Angle measuring scope, essentially) over your point and make it level. Measure your angles and add them up. Naturally they ought to equal 360 degrees, but usually wont due to the system error (human mistake, equipment inaccuracy). So you take the difference between each 2DR measure (2Direct, 2Reverse) and divide by the # of angles you took. Take that number and add or subtract from each angle add you ought to have an angle measure of within a few sec.'s of the true angle. hmm, I think I explained that right...
10 years ago
fucknut?
10 years ago
What you're explaining is, the ASTM standard for measurement and (Shooting) compensating for human error...
Every contractor knows the rules...
You have said nothing that I haven't gone to school for.
10 years ago
Try again, only this time hold the gun, Directly to your temple....
10 years ago
Uhh, thats what a goddamn 2DR measure IS. The fact that its abiding by what the national guidelines are has nothing to do with it. And if yer gonna act gay about it, then maybe you ought to have answered me the first time I asked the question if its SO simple. Sheise man, you pretty much just said I was wrong by stating proof Im right... I mean, why SHOULDN'T it go along with what the ASTM states?
10 years ago
This has got to be the gayest, lamest flame war in the history of the world, ever.
10 years ago
hahahaha
10 years ago
wait let me put Star Wars on pause
10 years ago
Wow. How bout you fleshy-fun-bridges quit flirting and just have sex already! Nigger-lips!
10 years ago
@ assshat, you have no idea what you are talking about.
If you want to keep going to Wiki. for source material, then go ahead, but don't pretend to understand it.
10 years ago
heh ok dude, whatever. Maybe you ought to wiki a pair of nuts and some common sense. You asked me something (after I asked you the same thing), I answered, and you cant seem to handle a simple concept that you "supposedly" know all about, fine by me... never have I had such a bogus argument hahahah this is too funny
10 years ago
It's not really very funny.
10 years ago
Ok, if you're so familiar, explain your methods of research....
10 years ago
Jesus Christ, wtf are you talking about? My coffee is gone and this is getting old... I take surveying and drafting classes and I get instructed. We take equipment out and do shit. Theres not much more to it than that... Im goin to bed. I'll argue with you tomorrow...
10 years ago
Ok, take your soil samples and go!!
Make sure you compact them ASTM....
10 years ago
Leave my minion alone, he knows....stuff.
Besides nova, we all know you are a dookie head!
10 years ago
Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics. You've all seen the picture, and you're all retarded :D
10 years ago
My answer is 4.
I don't even remember what the picture was.
10 years ago
Nova started his period last night I think.
10 years ago
Or the fact he is getting shipped out in less than a week.
10 years ago
You guys are all a bunch of fucking losers. Who gives a shit about ATMS or whatever the fuck it is. Get a fucking life!!!
10 years ago
Bad excuse for having bad warts.
10 years ago
Check your Email.
10 years ago
^very creepy reply
10 years ago
Was that supposed to have some sort of symbolic meaning?
10 years ago
Yes, you lazy bastard, check your email.
10 years ago
I did!
10 years ago
did you really?
10 years ago
was it all you hoped?
10 years ago
No, I was confused.
10 years ago
Bummer...
10 years ago
one bead for each year in prison, if i remember correctly.
10 years ago
at least if he gets genital warts no-one will be able to tell the difference
10 years ago
it looks kinda like a maggot or somekind of mealworm... or larve
10 years ago
...Or yours?
10 years ago
yes.. cause clearly im white...
10 years ago
I knew it!!
You cracker bastard....
10 years ago
I think I've seen a type of fruit that looked like that... Still, ew!
10 years ago
its fruits that can take arms to the elbow, up their asses
10 years ago
You would have to be one weird twisted fuck to do something like that to yourself
10 years ago
I bet Ryoga did it.
10 years ago
whats up with all the cocks and gay shit on the site...its just plain creepy and gay..really gay...put more tits and ass...damn
10 years ago
Yeah, tonight is especially bad... maybe yak just wanted to get it all outta the way
10 years ago
deja poo posts the pictures... yak posts the videos that hank submits...when he get's around to it
10 years ago
Yeah, where the hell are the videos?
10 years ago
Yeah, this place would be nowhere without hank!!
Good thing he's back....
10 years ago
ya hank you noob where are they?
10 years ago
Sorry, I was sleeping. I'll get right on that.
10 years ago
Ok. There you go.
10 years ago
see... i was kind of getting drunk last night
and in that process i kind of spilled beer all over my keyboard and it shorted out my space bar... and i had to get a new one so it kind of made posting a bit late :(
10 years ago
apology accepted...so is your keyboard ruined? that is so bound to happen to me
10 years ago
A) who the fuck is muchoboomo

B) why is he being allowed to complain when he hasn't submitted anything, and if fact has only been here for 5 days?

C) what sort of loser bases his screen name off the name of the site his screen name is for?
10 years ago
get'em smerf
10 years ago
i think there were more letters in the alphabet
10 years ago
i hope that hurts.
10 years ago
Would that even feel good??
10 years ago
Here, try it.
10 years ago
Fuck no...
10 years ago
I wasn't asking you.
10 years ago
Alright girls, If you were about to have sex with this guy and he pulled his shorts down and you seen this cock. What would you do?
10 years ago
if you cant statisfy with size you gotta try some other stuff.
10 years ago
i'd tap that^_^
9 years ago
seriously ladies.would u let that penetrate?
8 years ago
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